Websites: www.ratemypoo.com (yes there is such thing!!!)
People: David Beckham
Teams: Grasshoppers(NO OFFENCE but they always get into the champions league in FM05 but get put out VERY early, i think its funny/stupid)
Forumites: I'm pretty new here so i don't know too many people
Thing to say to your daughter when she tells you she is pregnant at the age of 16: I remember when i got your mum pregnant...she was only 14...
Thing to tell your son when he tells you he is gay:
Things that you have seen on TV: Dirty Sanchez- stapled their dicks to a plank of wood and lifted the wood using their nobs!!!!
Excuses for no homework: homewrk yeah, good joke, miss/mr
please add more, i'v just got a few things because i'm too lazy to think of more!