Interview with Suneet

[Handoyo]

OK, apologies, I forget to open this thread earlier.

So, let's all now welcome Mr. Suneet! Let the interview (torture) begin. Lemme start.

1) When did you start to support Inter?
2) How did you find Forza Inter?
3) Favorite color?
4) Is your father a billionaire oil baron?
5) Favorite hobbies/Past time activities?
6) Any girlfriend/fiancee/wife now?
7) What is your future goal in life? (Career wise, family wise, etc)
8) Name 3 things you'd bring if you're stranded on an island
9) What do you study now? Or if you're working, what are you working as?

[kylan05]

Ok, I'm not so good at this. So let's try with some things that crossed my mind first.

1. What's the worst thing you'd ever said/done when you're pissed at INTER?
2. If you get a chance of a lifetime to watch INTER in San Siro, which 1 would you prefer, Inter-Acmerda or Inter-JuBe?
3. Girls, super-hot sexy body but serioulsy scary-looking face or chunky but pretty face?
4. What's your fondest childhood memory?
5. What's your dream car?
6. Blond or brunette?
7. Beach or mountain?

That's all for now....might add more later

[shahz_nerazzurri]

Ever been in a three some?

Your favourite sex position?

ass or boobs?

Favourite alcoholic drink?

Your favourite sex fantasy?

Do goth chicks turn you on?

You are 45, you are jobless, have no money, no house and no nothing, you are pretty much on the street, when you meet an Arab shiekh, he offers you $100,000 for a quickie. Will you do it?

Adriana Lima comes to you, and tells you that her brother has a huge crush on you, and if you googity giggity with her brother, she will return the favour, for a whole month!!!. Your response?

Its India-Pak final in the World Cup, and Inter-Jube final in the CL. God comes to you, and tells you that only one of your supporting team is gonna win, the other is gonna loose, you get to choose. Your choice?

You get an invitation to play boy mansion, but its your mom's birthday, the same day. You can only go to one place. What do you do?

do you believe in Karma?

Why do think Americans are so dumb?

A girl that meets you at a party asks you, 'why do Indian men have such small *****es"? Your reply?

What countries have you been to?

Best city in the world to live in?

thats it for now, sorry for the slightly adult and personal nature of the interview.

[Durai]

when was ur first sexual experience?

was it enjoyable?

when was ur first gay experience?

was it enjoyable?

how big is ur c ock?

[Cro Nerazzurro]

I am speachless...
And waiting for Suneet answers

[A.l.i]

I guess he chose silence

[Pajo]

So am I Cro...

Lol, just seen Durai's questions...

[rockball]

And I thought it would be Inter related

[Cro Nerazzurro]

You cant expect normal questions from Shahz

You cant expect anything normal from Shahz...

keep it that way

[rockball]

Yea...one common question for everyone should be
What is your opinion of shahz?

[minterke]

Would you do Oprah for a million dollars but she has her period and Dr. Phil has to watch you while he jerks it?

[Cro Nerazzurro]

I know I would.
Its million bucks!
Later, I would beat that guy badly.

Where is suneet anyway?

[Suneet]

Handoyo:

1) When did you start to support Inter?
I remember watching ManU-Inter 2nd Leg in the CL quarterfinal, it was the first football game that I watched. I never followed Inter after that. Then a few years later I used to watch Valencia, it was strange for me to watch Cuper beating the big names and getting to the CL final. And then Cuperman came to Inter and I started watching Abu Dhabi sports.

2) How did you find Forza Inter?
Google. I used to post in the early forums Timo and Jimbo had, just followed them here. Calciopoli happened and I googled.

3) Favorite color?
Black

4) Is your father a billionaire oil baron?
How I wish.

5) Favorite hobbies/Past time activities?
Johnnie Walkers Red Label, FM 2008, Milf Hunter.

6) Any girlfriend/fiancee/wife now?
Nothing serious for quite some time now.

7) What is your future goal in life? (Career wise, family wise, etc)
Earn enough money(I'm a businessman's son) to stay happy forever and probably die before I become old and weak.

8) Name 3 things you'd bring if you're stranded on an island?
FM 2008, my laptop and lots of whisky,I want to die happily.

9) What do you study now? Or if you're working, what are you working as?
Graduate in Finance, got a job with the company who's opening the worlds biggest mall in Aug as a Lease Admin.

Kylan
1. What's the worst thing you'd ever said/done when you're pissed at INTER?
I should have been a Jubentino(May 5th)

2. If you get a chance of a lifetime to watch INTER in San Siro, which 1 would you prefer, Inter-Acmerda or Inter-JuBe?
I would like to watch the 4-3 last season against ACMERDA again, live.

3. Girls, super-hot sexy body but serioulsy scary-looking face or chunky but pretty face?
Body.

4. What's your fondest childhood memory?
Watching Sachin beat the fark out of Australia at Sharjah Cricket Stadium, I WAS THERE!

5. What's your dream car?
Merc CL-500 and the Infiniti G 35 sedan, gonna buy the latter in 2 months time.

6. Blond or brunette?
Both.

7. Beach or mountain?
Mountain

Shahz
Ever been in a three some?
No.

Your favourite sex position?
No particular position

ass or boobs?
ass

Favourite alcoholic drink?
JW Red Label on the rocks

Your favourite sex fantasy?
Angelina Jolie in Leather a la Mr. and Mrs. Smith,I woudnt mind that Entourage 3some with that Emmanuele chic.

Do goth chicks turn you on?
No.

You are 45, you are jobless, have no money, no house and no nothing, you are pretty much on the street, when you meet an Arab shiekh, he offers you $100,000 for a quickie. Will you do it?
No.

Adriana Lima comes to you, and tells you that her brother has a huge crush on you, and if you googity giggity with her brother, she will return the favour, for a whole month!!!. Your response?
Yes! Yes!

Its India-Pak final in the World Cup, and Inter-Jube final in the CL. God comes to you, and tells you that only one of your supporting team is gonna win, the other is gonna loose, you get to choose. Your choice?
Inter. cz Pakistan cricket team will mess up even gods will. No hard feelings mate.

You get an invitation to play boy mansion, but its your mom's birthday, the same day. You can only go to one place. What do you do?
Duh. PLAY BOY MANSION.

do you believe in Karma?
Yes

Why do think Americans are so dumb?
Because they think they are the smartest.

A girl that meets you at a party asks you, 'why do Indian men have such small *****es"? Your reply?
Shahz is not Indian.

What countries have you been to?
USA, Canada, Oman, India, U.A.E., Egypt.

Best city in the world to live in?
Dubai, Dubai only Dubai.

Mikeyboy
Would you do Oprah for a million dollars but she has her period and Dr. Phil has to watch you while he jerks it?
A million bucks, I'd do any woman anywhere anytime.

[Durai]

i cant believe he didnt answer my appropriate questions.

[Suneet]

i cant believe he didnt answer my appropriate questions.

If you insist:

Durai

when was ur first sexual experience?
6 years back.

was it enjoyable?
duh.yes!

when was ur first gay experience?
never had one.

was it enjoyable?
n/a

how big is ur c ock?
7"

[Durai]

thank you.

[minterke]

Durai you need therapy dude, just from reading your questions and your signature someone can tell that you're messed up lol

[Durai]

Durai you need therapy dude, just from reading your questions and your signature someone can tell that you're messed up lol

we all have problems.

hows ur drug problem?

did therapy send u straight?

[shahz_nerazzurri]

So what have we learned uptil now about Suneet?


1. He is a man whore, as he is willing to bang bang Oprah in exchange for money. Another term for this would be a male prostitute.

2. He likes being watched!! thats fine, so do I. BUT NOT BY MEN.!!

3. He is one of those nerdy guys, who are at home on a Saturday night, playing FM, while drinking by themselves. (FFS, if I got stranded at an Island, I would take with me Adriana Lima, A Years supply of birth control pills for Lima [I dont believe in condoms], and a years supply of Power bars).

4. He one time wished he was a Jubentino. (thats even worse than being a nerdy gay prostitute)

5. He is more than open to have intimate relations with men, as seen by his enthusiastic response. YES YES.

6. When asked awkward questions about the problems with the manhood of Indian men, he tries to avoid it by using cheap humour.

Suneet man, your freaking sick.

Also Durai has a secret fetish for di*cks. I dont know why he is asking your size Suneet, but If I were you, I would be scared.

[Durai]

5. He is more than open to have intimate relations with men, as seen by his enthusiastic response. YES YES.

6. When asked awkward questions about the problems with the manhood of Indian men, he tries to avoid it by using cheap humour.


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LOL