Shahz it is.Some questions from me.
1) When did you move to Canada and why?
2) Are you eventually gonna go back to Pakistan or have you settled down there?
3) When did you start supporting Inter?
4) Do you regret that decision?
5) When are you gonna lose your virginity?
Firstly thanks for asking me permission to Interview me.
lol.
1) When did you move to Canada and why?
2 years ago, to study.
2) Are you eventually gonna go back to Pakistan or have you settled down there?
No GOD NO. I really hope not. I am on student permit right now. I am gonna apply for citizenship after I am done my degree. If that doesnt work out, I always have a back up plan.
(No, I dont intend to live as an Illegal immigrant, I have too much class for that. I intend to marry a good old dumb canadian blondie, f-ck her for a couple of months, get my citizenship, and then show her the door.).
3) When did you start supporting Inter?
When Bobbo joined us in 1999. But I really started following Inter in 2002, i.e. following each and every game. Before that I just used to check the table and shit.
4) Do you regret that decision?
Nope. Never, no matter what kind of results we achieve and what not. I was such a big fan of Bobbo, that god forbid had he join Jube or Bilan back in 99, I would be, well you get the story. I am happy that he joined Inter, I will always respect him for making me love Inter.
5) When are you gonna lose your virginity?
Well I am still an a*ss virgin. When do I wanna loose that?? Probably Never, unless Carmen Electra or Adriana Lima come to me and tell me that I can do anything with them, if I let them dildo fu-ck me first.
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Shahz, don't you agree that there are some similarities between you and the character Todd from Scrubs?
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Shahzysome boring @$$ questions from me.
1. Is ur real name Shahz?
2. How old are you?
3. What major are you studying?
4. Where do u see urself 5 yrs from now?
5. Who is the most hated person in the world for you?
6. Why do u hate England NT so much?
That's it for now...just warming up
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Doesn't Shahz mean king?
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Shahz your an ass virgin? Man you're missing out dude..
Anyways I do have a few questions for you:
When was the first time you got laid? High? Drunk?
Pick an ethnicity for females you prefer:
Latinas, Italians, Black chicks, French, Native American (Cherokees), Pakistanis, Indians, Germans, Portguese, Phillipino...
Why do you live in a lame ass city like Toronto?
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Shahz, don't you agree that there are some similarities between you and the character Todd from Scrubs?
I took a quiz on facebook, which Scrubs character am I, and well I was Todd.
I do spot some similarities, but there are quite a few major differences
1) We both are perverted, but Todd likes to show his pervert-ness to ladies, I on the other hand pretend to a respectful man around ladies.
2) Todd stuffs himself, I dont need to stuff myself. And if there was a need to stuff myself, like one of my parents were Chinese or Indian or something, I still wouldn't.
3) Todd might be gay, he likes giving out gay compliments to fellow workers. I think he might be a closet homosexual, trying to use his pervertness to over compensate for the fact, that he is actually gay.
AND BELIEVE ME, when I say, I am extremely anti-gay. I follow westboro church on their gay rules.
1. Is ur real name Shahz?
Its Shahzaib, Shahz just sounds a lot cooler.
2. How old are you?
I personally believe, that you are only as old as you think you are. And I usually think high school, so I would say around 17-18.
3. What major are you studying?
Accounting/Auditing
4. Where do u see urself 5 yrs from now?
In play boy mansion.
On a serious note, probably on an audit assignment.
auditing Adriana Lima.
5. Who is the most hated person in the world for you?
Political anwser: Bush.
6. Why do u hate England NT so much?
Do you believe in love at first sight?? I believe in hate at first sight. I saw English team in the 98 WC and was completely disgusted by it. They say about hate at first sight, is that it usually doesnt last long, your hate would decrease, once you get to know some one better, but my hatred for English team just kept on increasing.
Doesn't Shahz mean king?
Probably. I know Shah means King, I dont know what my whole name Shahzaib means, probably king of porn or something.
When was the first time you got laid?
12th May 2006. Technically it became 13th though, but events leading it to were on the 12th, so I celebrate it on 12th every year.
High?
2 years ago, one of my mates put weed in a sheesha, and didnt tell me about it. I smoked up with out knowing I was smoking weed. I think he probably regrets it now, last year during camping, I stabbed him, and threw his body in the river, just for a couple of ecstasy pills.
Drunk?
once again 2 years ago. It was a dorm party, and I didnt use to drink at that time. I was in this chick's room who used to live down the hall from me, and every one there was drinking. And then this chick starts forcing me to drink. I can easily handle peer pressure, but when a hot young blondie with 36C cups, lays on top of you, and seductively tells you to drink, YOU DRINK!!!. I think she also regretted it later, every Saturday night, when I would come back hammered from a club or a pub, I would take a leak in front of her door. I dont even know why, it just seemed like such a good spot.
Pick an ethnicity for females you prefer:
Latinas, Italians, Black chicks, French, Native American (Cherokees), Pakistanis, Indians, Germans, Portguese, Phillipino...
I believe in loving females for who they are, and not for the colour of their skin.
And by who they are, I mean the boobs they have on them, the ass they have on them, their face as well, weight is very important as doing fat chicks is against my beliefs, height and all other physical attributes.
If I have to choose one though, I will go with Latinos.
Why do you live in a lame ass city like Toronto?
Cause there are no french faggots here??
What's it like being a Pakistani living in Toronto?
Ever had a girl fart around you and if so, what did you say?
Favorite part of the female body you like to bust your nut on?
If Adriana Lima asked you to eat her ass, would you?
Would you ever hang out with Hamed or Khalifa (they both live in T-Dot I think)
Least favorite thing about Canada?
What's it like being a Pakistani living in Toronto?
Toronto is probably teh msot multicultural city in the world, so its pretty cool. But there are a lot of Pakistani around here. Canadian govt. should seriously think about its immigration policy, and start banning us and shit, otherwise in 15-20 years we'll probably take over toronto.
Ever had a girl fart around you and if so, what did you say?
No not really. Not that I remember of. Seriously how to girls control their fart so much?? I fart like a drunken pig every day.
Favorite part of the female body you like to bust your nut on?
Inside her mouth. CIM bit*ches. why am I this disgusting, I dont know.
If Adriana Lima asked you to eat her ass, would you?
Not a big fan of eating ass, actually I find it very disgusting. But Adriana Lima? I will probably do it. Considering she will have to get naked first, and if I play the game right, eating the ass, will lead to other things.
Would you ever hang out with Hamed or Khalifa (they both live in T-Dot I think)
No, I am sorry, but I am extremely anti-gay.
Lol, Hamed lives like 2 Hours away from me, in the red neck suburb of Toronto. Khalif I have no idea where he lives.
I think last year we had a couple of members from around my area if I remember, I was pretty happy, that we could go to the local pub to watch Inter games, but one of the was banned, after he couldn't figure out why he was spamming the forums, and the other one just disappeared.
Least favorite thing about Canada?
The weather.
The fact that it is such a gay friendly country.
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Shahz, are you still in love with that Russian chick classmate of yours?
What's her name?
If you could describe yourself in 3 words, what would they be? Personality-wise and physically, pls
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Shahz, are you still in love with that Russian chick classmate of yours?
Totally.
What's her name?
Why do you wanna know?
If you could describe yourself in 3 words, what would they be? Personality-wise and physically, pls
Personality: Honest, Truthful, Sensitive.
K, so I might be lying, but I am used to describing myself to chicks this way. The hardest part is keeping a straight face, but its something that I am working on.
Physically: I'm half black.
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1. Who do you hate more jube,bbilan or the australian cricket team??
2.How do you hate more nedved,piippo or ronaldo??
3.Do you plan to stay in Canada or is there another country you would prefer?
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1. Who do you hate more jube,bbilan or the australian cricket team??
Jube, and I didnt have to think about it. I dont hate Australian cricket that much, I hate Indian and English cricket team much more. I do hate helal very much though.
2.How do you hate more nedved,piippo or ronaldo??
Tough one, but I'll go with Nedved.
3.Do you plan to stay in Canada or is there another country you would prefer?
Canada for the time being, its not a tourist spot but its a great place to live in.
Hamed lives in Hamilton or something...I live on yonge/eglinton.
I would invite you over, but im scared of the many ass cumming licking talk.
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Hamed lives in Pickering, he used to live in Oshawa, but his land lord threw him out, after he noticed that some thing strange was going on between his wife and Hamed.
And I know you Khalif, you may pretend you are disgusted by it, but you get turned on by ass cumming licking talk.
where in pakistan are you from?
do you fancy bollywood movies? (hehehehee)
if you could bomb one city in the world, which one would it be?
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where in pakistan are you from?
Karachi, The most dangerous city in the world to live in, according to newsweek.
do you fancy bollywood movies? (hehehehee)
God no. I hate them, and I cant stand them at all. They have the same story line in all the movies, girl falls in lover, her dad hates her lover, they fight, in some movies they throw in a villian, our hero wins, they get married, and show that the power of love can overcome any obstacle.
Last time I watched a bollywood movie was 10 years ago, but it annoys me to the crap whenever I visit my relatives, they are watching it. I usally log on to my laptop, and start watching reruns of Juventus games, or Liverpool-Chelsea games.
if you could bomb one city in the world, which one would it be?
Washington
I can't believe you left out the dancing parts.
Wait, OK? I'm going there as part of my spring break trip.
I like Bollywood movies. All the cliches, identical plots, and the inevitable dancing at places and times you least expect it never fail to make me laugh.
Pure entertainment.
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