just a quick few lines before Hal aka the only man that gets lap dancers for free(an hours worth) gets on it...
mrs nude australia was at Minx....the ladies were MADDIES....we had our backs covered by some serious bikey folk(cant mention colours out of both respect and fear).....most of the drinks were on the house or at very very low prices.....Hal got onto my friend Melanie ...there was cola


,biscuits

,jagger bombs,Vodka sinrisers,pure blonde beer,Vodka,and even some vile vodka and tomato juice thingo i had ateat 10 drinks(personal record)

....hal and Neil proceeded to Iguana bar after Minx with Mel and Helen and received 2 extra biscuits....they came home bout 6 am...i had 23 missed calls from my missus...we met a Afghan bloke who had arms like a brick shit house who Hal bear hugged in a menacing motion

..drove from city off my nut....hal lost his jacket....went for dinner last nite with Hal lito and my misus.....had lunch at my inlaws....hal and leets went to Dolphin Bar with a massivly built mate of mine from Fiji aptly named Right or Wright.
no pics as Hal forgot camera

........going to Inter centennary soon with leets and Marcy...full suit folks....asskicker will definatley wank over me
taking the eos so the pic quality will be serious
il leave the essay to Hal

....but we nkilled it Friday..especially Hal the whorebag....he even appologised fr getting on to Mel...the nerve of these Melbournians

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