At the start of each morning, I like to sit at my desk with coffee in hand and listen to the birds have intercourse around the buildings outside.
While doing this, I like to check up on the most recent transfer rumours. This would normally be a straight forward, routine occurrence...however, lately there has been so much crap in the forums that it is nigh-impossible to navigate through it all as on occasions a rumour spurs 5 pages of useless trash talk and it is impossible to find what the fuck some of these dingbats are even talking about!
What am I proposing? How the fuck am I supposed to know. Mod's, get off your ass and create some sort of thread that is locked and always stickied, each day that crooked South African can update the thread with the days most recent rumours. He checks every Italian website anyway, in the process I'm sure he can fill us in.
Well that is about all I have to say, now back to my coffee.