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    5 Year Anniversary.... (read on)

    ....for members who registered in 2004. 5 fucking years I've been at this place. I'm gonna list the things I've done in 5 years, some Inter related, some not. Everyone else do the same. Don't really care if you've been here for 5 years or whatever. I'm just bored and dont have to work tomorrow.

    560 hours of watching Inter games
    642 hours of browsing FI, rumor sites and Inter.it
    6 broken TV remotes from our annual knockout of the CL
    10,000 times I've cursed an Inter players name... except JZ
    1500 times I've jerked off or had sex
    1 time I got the clap
    136 times I've gotten drunk and passed out in a ditch in suburbia
    50 XTC tablets I've popped
    4 Inter Scarves I've bought
    5 Inter Shirts I've bought
    3 Cell phones
    857 times I've wanted to sit in Curva Nord
    100,000 times I've cursed Milan or Juve
    2 Apartments
    69 Goldfish
    1 Enema
    3 Back and ass waxings
    2 Broken hearts
    5684 songs I've listened too
    1,000,000 times I've wanted a legit attacking midfielder for our beloved team!


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    Quote Originally Posted by BrAD View Post
    1,000,000 times I've wanted a legit attacking midfielder for our beloved team!
    Priceless!

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    Give me back my 57 seconds wasted on reading this piece of garbage.

    And 5 seconds for typing this post.

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    Gotta be like choppin onions reading dat

    Quote Originally Posted by .h. View Post
    for 11m a year you can call me princess sheila while you dildo me in the ass every night, and i promise you my heart would be in it.

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    Stop reviving dead threads you lazardus cunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by .h. View Post
    for 11m a year you can call me princess sheila while you dildo me in the ass every night, and i promise you my heart would be in it.

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