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    Mamma Jokes

    Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age... she died.
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    Yo mama is so fat, the telephone exchange gave her 2 area codes.
    IO SONO INTERISTA

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    Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the beach, the whales sing WE ARE FAMILY
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    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    Yo mama so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
    Yo mama so fat, that when he walked by the TV, I missed three commercials.

    Yo mama so old, in case something goes wrong, she carries a doctor's note that says "don't bother!"

    Yo mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.
    Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
    Yo mama so poor, people rob her house for practice.

    Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
    Yo mama so ugly, the pro-choice people use her as as abortion argument.

    Yo mama so stupid, she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
    Yo mama so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue," she couldn't find the "any" key.
    Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
    Yo mama so stupid, she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep.

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    Yo mama so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
    haha gold...
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    Yo mamma's so fat, she has belt size equator.
    Non sono mai stato in B, e voi?

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    your mama is so old her pussy is haunted
    Fuck this Gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Yo mama so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
    Yo mama so fat, that when he walked by the TV, I missed three commercials.

    Yo mama so old, in case something goes wrong, she carries a doctor's note that says "don't bother!"

    Yo mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.
    Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
    Yo mama so poor, people rob her house for practice.

    Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
    Yo mama so ugly, the pro-choice people use her as as abortion argument.

    Yo mama so stupid, she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
    Yo mama so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue," she couldn't find the "any" key.
    Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
    Yo mama so stupid, she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep.
    but go ban yourself.
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