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    Chuck Norris



    I laugh even when I hear his name, Chuck...

    I don't know how no one has ever opened this freaking thread, jokes that never get old

    Give us something new about Chuck...
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

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    He is wanted by the CIA
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    Quote Originally Posted by intermilanista5 View Post
    He is wanted by the CIA
    Are you kidding me!??
    Massimo Moratti: "Javier Zanetti ha sempre onorato la maglia e ci ha sempre fatto sentire fieri di essere interisti"

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    No bes

    His beard is also made of piano wire and not hair
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    did you know that Chuck stopped to wash his clothes in the ocean, coz he was the one that caused the Tsunami...
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

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    Chuck Noris's keyboard has no ''Ctrl'' button on it. He is always in conrol.

    Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird/
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    Did you know that chuck eats nails for brekfast hes that hard
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    Did you know the thing that can break chuck is a matrix tackle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pajo View Post


    did you know that Chuck stopped to wash his clothes in the ocean, coz he was the one that caused the Tsunami...


    Quote Originally Posted by Irish_Interista View Post
    Chuck Noris's keyboard has no ''Ctrl'' button on it. He is always in conrol.

    Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird/


    I swear, the Chuck jokes never get old
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luka View Post
    I swear, the Chuck jokes never get old
    Chuck norris dosent get old either

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally/Waldo is hiding.

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    Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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    Do you know hs emotions??

    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pajo View Post


    Do you know hs emotions??


    One thing wrong with that. Why would he have FEAR?
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    Did you know he is Idolized by Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Wait why does he have shame and guilt theres no shame in kicking ass
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    i guess he never express those feelings, but there are.. He is afraid only from the expression of his mirror, he was ashamed only 1 time, when he made mistake.. And he made mistake only when he though he made mistake..
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

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    Chuck was the first member of his family to lose his virginity
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    When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

    Some people use Superman pajamas, Superman uses Chuck Norris pajamas.

    The Bible used to be called "Chuck Norris and Friends"

    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris'd.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    When Chuck Norries does pushups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

    Once, Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.

    In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

    Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

    Just one tear from Chuck Norris could cure cancer. Unfortunately Chuck never cries

    Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident an managed to walk it off!

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    Love 'em.

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    Chuck norris could end terrorism
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    The the USA government drop 2 nuclear bombs in japan in the WW2?

    Coz they though it was more humane than sending Chuck Norris...
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

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    Roundhouse kicks use Chuck Norris for protection
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    Money where Sandrodiosi easily had could wipe the ass of azz off, till it was glimming again.
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    he was one win away from a treble, so i wouldn't argue with his testicle oriented man-management techniques

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    Chuck Norris can star a worp core with one kick..

    A dinosaur once looked at with hatred... ONCE!
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
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