Pick-up Lines

**InterFCAustin** · 05 May 10, 05:25

I'm not sure if there is a thread for this,but if there's not,then we should see how clever you guys can get with girls.who wants to go first

**Pajo** · 05 May 10, 10:22

Depends on the girls character mate.. Every girl loves different type of men, i speak psychic not physical. So, if you are smart enough you'll find out what kind of men she wants in the first 10 minutes with her, and you act like it. If it is one night only lie, who gives a fuck

However, if you really like her, than try to be the men she want, but tell the truth, maybe little twisted

I have lost my touch a bit about this, since I am with my GF for almost 2 years now. 1 year and 9 months

Without cheating, so i don't use those 'tricks' any more

**InterFCAustin** · 06 May 10, 04:49

Originally Posted by Pajo

Depends on the girls character mate.. Every girl loves different type of men, i speak psychic not physical. So, if you are smart enough you'll find out what kind of men she wants in the first 10 minutes with her, and you act like it. If it is one night only lie, who gives a fuck

However, if you really like her, than try to be the men she want, but tell the truth, maybe little twisted

I have lost my touch a bit about this, since I am with my GF for almost 2 years now. 1 year and 9 months

Without cheating, so i don't use those 'tricks' any more

haha,no pajo

,im not asking an advice on how to talk to a woman,belive me im pretty good at it...this is just for fun thread,to hear some funny pick up lines...

**Pajo** · 06 May 10, 10:40

Nah, i didn't mean to give advice..

I was just saying, that "you" wasn't refereed to you, but to everyone..

**rfU** · 06 May 10, 12:38

"Hey baby, call me fred flintstone, cause I'll make your bed rock" or "Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!"

I'm too old for pick up lines, I usually just go over and introduce myself. Usually works

**jmaster** · 06 May 10, 12:47

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

**sergiu.inter** · 06 May 10, 13:36

you go near the girl and say " this isn't where i parked my car"

**Dylan** · 06 May 10, 23:27

''I wish you were a door, so I could bang you all night long''

**Nyall** · 07 May 10, 02:01

My favorite is: "I masturbate every night, but tonight I wanna do a play. I'll be the master and your pussy can be the bait"

**Handoyo** · 07 May 10, 06:26

"I'm Chuck Norris"

**Besnik** · 07 May 10, 07:22

"No risk, no reward!!"

**Inter1908** · 07 May 10, 07:36

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

If you were my homework ... I'd do you on the table every night.

lmao

**That's Unpossible** · 04 Aug 10, 16:23

The only time I'd kick you OUT of bed was to SHAG you on the FLOOR.

**GrandeInter10** · 05 Aug 10, 01:05

**Jacquez** · 05 Aug 10, 11:19

Excuse me, does this cloth smell of chloroform?

**Universe** · 05 Aug 10, 11:23

Gimme.

**snake** · 03 Mar 11, 04:49

Inregidents,

1 of you
1 female
1 double-sided coin

Process.

With coin in hand, walk up to the girl and say...

"If I flip this coin.....what are my chances of getting head?"

**Nathy** · 03 Mar 11, 22:04

Pathetic thread

**DIN011** · 13 Mar 11, 22:28

I don't work like that...I do it the Italian way. Defend, and play on the counter. I'll chill by the bar, and if a girl comes up, I'll attack.

Sure, the Italian game is fucked right now, but I'll find a way for it to make me get fucked, nahmean?

**Dylan** · 13 Mar 11, 22:29

So you dissapoint on the big stage(World Cup) eh Dino?

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