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    Pick-up Lines

    I'm not sure if there is a thread for this,but if there's not,then we should see how clever you guys can get with girls.who wants to go first

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    Depends on the girls character mate.. Every girl loves different type of men, i speak psychic not physical. So, if you are smart enough you'll find out what kind of men she wants in the first 10 minutes with her, and you act like it. If it is one night only lie, who gives a fuck However, if you really like her, than try to be the men she want, but tell the truth, maybe little twisted

    I have lost my touch a bit about this, since I am with my GF for almost 2 years now. 1 year and 9 months Without cheating, so i don't use those 'tricks' any more
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pajo View Post
    Depends on the girls character mate.. Every girl loves different type of men, i speak psychic not physical. So, if you are smart enough you'll find out what kind of men she wants in the first 10 minutes with her, and you act like it. If it is one night only lie, who gives a fuck However, if you really like her, than try to be the men she want, but tell the truth, maybe little twisted

    I have lost my touch a bit about this, since I am with my GF for almost 2 years now. 1 year and 9 months Without cheating, so i don't use those 'tricks' any more
    haha,no pajo,im not asking an advice on how to talk to a woman,belive me im pretty good at it...this is just for fun thread,to hear some funny pick up lines...

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    Nah, i didn't mean to give advice..

    I was just saying, that "you" wasn't refereed to you, but to everyone..
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
    My message to JuBe cunts

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    "Hey baby, call me fred flintstone, cause I'll make your bed rock" or "Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!" I'm too old for pick up lines, I usually just go over and introduce myself. Usually works

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    you go near the girl and say " this isn't where i parked my car"
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    My favorite is: "I masturbate every night, but tonight I wanna do a play. I'll be the master and your pussy can be the bait"
    Quote Originally Posted by Fossati
    Every time an interesting player from another team expresses any interest in us, we start acting like beggars - ausilio certainly looks the part: unshaved, always looks like he hasn't slept in days, I wouldn't be surprised if he smells - and constantly try to get the deal done with lowball offers.

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    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

    If you were my homework ... I'd do you on the table every night.

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    The only time I'd kick you OUT of bed was to SHAG you on the FLOOR.

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    Inregidents,

    1 of you
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    Process.

    With coin in hand, walk up to the girl and say...

    "If I flip this coin.....what are my chances of getting head?"

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    I don't work like that...I do it the Italian way. Defend, and play on the counter. I'll chill by the bar, and if a girl comes up, I'll attack.

    Sure, the Italian game is fucked right now, but I'll find a way for it to make me get fucked, nahmean?

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