Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 48

Thread: Pick-up Lines

  1. #1
    InterFCAustin's Avatar
    Join Date
    26 Apr 05
    Posts
    3,209
    Thanked
    1,121 times
    Fav. Player
    2-3-4-12-22-23
    Old name
    Josi

    United States

    10 years of FIF

    Pick-up Lines

    I'm not sure if there is a thread for this,but if there's not,then we should see how clever you guys can get with girls.who wants to go first

  2. #2
    Pajo's Avatar
    Join Date
    08 Apr 06
    Posts
    35,934
    Thanked
    20,816 times
    Fav. Player
    Sergio Aguero!

    Macedonia

    10 years of FIF
    Depends on the girls character mate.. Every girl loves different type of men, i speak psychic not physical. So, if you are smart enough you'll find out what kind of men she wants in the first 10 minutes with her, and you act like it. If it is one night only lie, who gives a fuck However, if you really like her, than try to be the men she want, but tell the truth, maybe little twisted

    I have lost my touch a bit about this, since I am with my GF for almost 2 years now. 1 year and 9 months Without cheating, so i don't use those 'tricks' any more
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
    My message to JuBe cunts

  3. #3
    InterFCAustin's Avatar
    Join Date
    26 Apr 05
    Posts
    3,209
    Thanked
    1,121 times
    Fav. Player
    2-3-4-12-22-23
    Old name
    Josi

    United States

    10 years of FIF
    Quote Originally Posted by Pajo View Post
    Depends on the girls character mate.. Every girl loves different type of men, i speak psychic not physical. So, if you are smart enough you'll find out what kind of men she wants in the first 10 minutes with her, and you act like it. If it is one night only lie, who gives a fuck However, if you really like her, than try to be the men she want, but tell the truth, maybe little twisted

    I have lost my touch a bit about this, since I am with my GF for almost 2 years now. 1 year and 9 months Without cheating, so i don't use those 'tricks' any more
    haha,no pajo,im not asking an advice on how to talk to a woman,belive me im pretty good at it...this is just for fun thread,to hear some funny pick up lines...

  4. #4
    Pajo's Avatar
    Join Date
    08 Apr 06
    Posts
    35,934
    Thanked
    20,816 times
    Fav. Player
    Sergio Aguero!

    Macedonia

    10 years of FIF
    Nah, i didn't mean to give advice..

    I was just saying, that "you" wasn't refereed to you, but to everyone..
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
    My message to JuBe cunts

  5. #5
    rfU's Avatar
    Join Date
    30 Jul 09
    Posts
    2,772
    Thanked
    629 times
    Fav. Player
    JZ4



    "Hey baby, call me fred flintstone, cause I'll make your bed rock" or "Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!" I'm too old for pick up lines, I usually just go over and introduce myself. Usually works

  6. #6
    jmaster's Avatar
    Join Date
    31 Oct 09
    Posts
    6,179
    Thanked
    2,808 times
    Fav. Player
    Il Capitano

    Albania

    Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
    TI TE DOMINET MILAN

  7. #7
    sergiu.inter's Avatar
    Join Date
    28 Jul 07
    Posts
    2,405
    Thanked
    198 times
    Fav. Player
    J.Z, Matrix, De

    Romania

    you go near the girl and say " this isn't where i parked my car"
    ONLY & 4EVER FORZA INTER !!!

    Meglio Vivere un Giorno da Leone che Cento Anni da Pecora

  8. #8
    Dylan's Avatar
    Join Date
    20 Jul 08
    Posts
    23,245
    Thanked
    21,609 times
    Fav. Player
    Walter Samuel

    Ireland

    13
    ''I wish you were a door, so I could bang you all night long''
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

  9. Thanks (1): ADRossi

  10. #9
    Nyall's Avatar
    Join Date
    22 Nov 07
    Posts
    12,245
    Thanked
    8,272 times
    Fav. Player
    Icardi

    Canada

    16 FIF Special Ones Forum Supporter 10 years of FIF
    My favorite is: "I masturbate every night, but tonight I wanna do a play. I'll be the master and your pussy can be the bait"
    Quote Originally Posted by Luiz Nazario Ronaldo Da Lima
    Am I disappointed in Suning? Well, the Financial Fair Play is very delicate and football without rules would die. However, if the project to bring Inter back to the top had to go through a sort of re-organization with very strict limits, perhaps it is necessary to explain it more clearly, without deluding the fans.

  11. #10
    Handoyo's Avatar
    Join Date
    04 Mar 04
    Posts
    24,777
    Thanked
    5,893 times

    Indonesia

    32 Forum Supporter 10 years of FIF Most Important Member
    "I'm Chuck Norris"

  12. #11
    Besnik's Avatar
    Join Date
    03 Mar 09
    Posts
    12,626
    Thanked
    2,795 times
    Fav. Player
    Javier Zanetti

    Albania

    "No risk, no reward!!"
    Massimo Moratti: "Javier Zanetti ha sempre onorato la maglia e ci ha sempre fatto sentire fieri di essere interisti"

  13. #12
    Inter1908's Avatar
    Join Date
    18 Aug 09
    Posts
    91
    Thanked
    0 times
    Fav. Player
    Figo,Sneijder,M



    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

    If you were my homework ... I'd do you on the table every night.

    lmao

  14. #13
    The only time I'd kick you OUT of bed was to SHAG you on the FLOOR.

  15. Thanks (2): ADRossi, Kakaroto

  16. #14
    GrandeInter10's Avatar
    Join Date
    06 Oct 05
    Posts
    636
    Thanked
    3 times
    Fav. Player
    Il Capitano!

    Mexico


  17. #15
    Jacquez's Avatar
    Join Date
    21 Feb 07
    Posts
    964
    Thanked
    1,133 times
    Fav. Player
    Javier Zanetti

    Denmark

    Excuse me, does this cloth smell of chloroform?
    PLUR

  18. #16
    Universe's Avatar
    Join Date
    27 Jan 09
    Posts
    17,477
    Thanked
    29,142 times
    Fav. Player
    Bossvaldo

    South Korea

    89 Forum Supporter Most Humorous Member
    Gimme.
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

    \_(ツ)_/

  19. #17
    snake's Avatar
    Join Date
    09 Aug 04
    Posts
    20,808
    Thanked
    7,998 times

    Syria

    10 years of FIF
    Inregidents,

    1 of you
    1 female
    1 double-sided coin

    Process.

    With coin in hand, walk up to the girl and say...

    "If I flip this coin.....what are my chances of getting head?"

  20. #18

  21. #19
    DIN011's Avatar
    Join Date
    10 Apr 09
    Posts
    13,448
    Thanked
    4,980 times
    Fav. Player
    Icardi
    Old name
    Analrapist

    Bosnia Herzegovina

    Most Missed Member
    I don't work like that...I do it the Italian way. Defend, and play on the counter. I'll chill by the bar, and if a girl comes up, I'll attack.

    Sure, the Italian game is fucked right now, but I'll find a way for it to make me get fucked, nahmean?

  22. Thanks (1): Batman

  23. #20
    Dylan's Avatar
    Join Date
    20 Jul 08
    Posts
    23,245
    Thanked
    21,609 times
    Fav. Player
    Walter Samuel

    Ireland

    13
    So you dissapoint on the big stage(World Cup) eh Dino?
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •