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    The best thing that happened to me, turned to the worst.

    Yo, so I got a girlfriend. She's the girl I've been crushing on for years. She's shorter than me, brunette, adorable in any way. We have sex regularly. We've been together for 2 years. I trust her unconditionally.

    So, one day, she tells me we need to have a talk. She had this sad look on her face. She told me she was raped a few weeks ago. She went to have a STD test and found out she's HIV positive. We had sex like at least 5 times after the rape. She tells me because she was scared of telling me.

    Suddenly I got filled with uncontrolled rage, I started punching her in the face as hard as I can. She falls down, nose is broken and everything. I couldn't control my rage, I couldn't even see straight. Blood splashes on my shirt and shit. I couldn't stop punching. I left, her parents came home later.

    Now skip ahead 2 weeks. She had to wear a face bandage, stitches everywhere and shit. She told her parents some robber hit her, she didn't want me to go to jail. I felt terrible inside. Went to her house to apologize a week later. She wasn't there, so I asked her sister where she was. She had tears in her eyes and says she fell in a coma.




    So I just run to the hospital as fast as I can, get to her room, open the door, get on the floor...





































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    haha for a minute I was gutted

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    Quote Originally Posted by dynasty27 View Post
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    Why you badmouthin' my site, son? :o

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdic View Post
    Jakob knows what's up.


    Why you badmouthin' my site, son? :o
    Just playin mind games king. btw i enjoyed your post. =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynasty27 View Post
    Just playin mind games king. btw i enjoyed your post. =)
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    God damn, that was one fucked up story man. It's a relief now that I know it was all a prank.

    Heyyy dawg, you related to Ashton Kutcher by chance... cuz we'll have been PUNKED:
    "MTV And Ashton Kutcher To Revive 'Punk'd' Reality Series With Justin Bieber As Host"
    http://www.imdb.com/news/ni4731436/

    Maybe you should work with them dudes too, pullin' pranks

    But honestly... as soon as I read "We have sex regularly" I knew it was all bullshit, hahaha!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Armes View Post
    Had Mazzarri been on the bench today, losing a game from 1-0 to 2-1 against Stramaccioni and Deki, he'd be photoshopped, graffittied and put on every forum urinal for the especially unwatchable second half, stupid and snail subs, tactical idiocy etc.

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    The whole thing kinda reminds me of this:
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    Quote Originally Posted by dynasty27 View Post
    The whole thing kinda reminds me of this:
    That girl in the clip had some top notch fun bags, that's fo' sho'. God Dayam!!! That dude should have banged her instead of makin' this clip.
    Quote Originally Posted by Armes View Post
    Had Mazzarri been on the bench today, losing a game from 1-0 to 2-1 against Stramaccioni and Deki, he'd be photoshopped, graffittied and put on every forum urinal for the especially unwatchable second half, stupid and snail subs, tactical idiocy etc.

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    Bump for amazingness.

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    I mean..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brickjames View Post
    I mean..

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