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    So you think you've had a rough childhood?

    Well, fuck you. It's got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I was 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was the fag prick next door who would always beat the shit out of me and tell me I'm worthless. It's not like I had a choice; the town had a population of no more than nine. Seriously. My entire adolescence was just moving around from one place to another, trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

    You think that's the worst? My only friend was a 20something year-old Asian guy. The only reason he kept me around was because he thought I could help him get laid, or something like that. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this hot ginger chick. She's as flat as a pancake, sure, but damn, man - she's a total nymph! She must also be a sadist too; she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

    But the bane of my existence came not from the pain and emptiness in my life, but rather from this weird-ass adult couple that always seemed to follow us around. You know these types of couples who are absolutely sickening - they wear matching outfits and finish each others' sentences? Yeah, they were like that. And they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying; I swear the thing would never shut the fuck up.

    Like I said, I kept moving from town to town, getting into fights with other kids my age. And sometimes even adults as much as three times my age, too.














    The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokémon master.

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    u wish dino....that running man aint no dancing
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    u wish dino....that running man aint no dancing

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    Quote Originally Posted by pazzainteramala View Post
    is that a true story ?
    Yep, I still want to be a Pokemon master.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdic View Post
    HHAAHHAHAHAHA! MUNTAAAA.

    Edit: Wrong thread. :p
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



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    Did all of y'all miss the last part of my post or something?

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    Lolz nice one
    here's similar joke about the game
    http://d.imagehost.org/view/0422/otakami_WA_ch_08_p06

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    Which pokemon will you pick to start your epic campaign?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuko View Post
    Which pokemon will you pick to start your epic campaign?
    Charmander! Only 'cause that dude eventually turns into Charizard.

    Charizard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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