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    Interview with Universe

    It's time to make some questions to the anonymous dude, you're forced to accept this interview, so I'm gonna start and ask a bunch of questions.

    1. What's your full/real name?
    2. How old are you?
    3. Do you work or study anything?
    4. Why are you keep hidding your status profile in FI?
    5. How did you became Inter fan?
    6. How did you found Forza Inter Forums?
    7. Have you ever been to Meazza?
    8. What's your favourite food?
    9. If any angel would ask you for three wishesh, for what would you ask?
    10. Why 'Universe' ?

    Blah!!
    Massimo Moratti: "Javier Zanetti ha sempre onorato la maglia e ci ha sempre fatto sentire fieri di essere interisti"

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    Have you ever had a threesome where all of them were guys?

    When you first got laid, what did she say when you came in her hand?

    Nothing personal Universe. Just taking revenge for all the questions shahz asked me when I gave this interview.


    Everything a man should be. We miss you Cipe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Suneet View Post
    Have you ever had a threesome where all of them were guys?

    When you first got laid, what did she say when you came in her hand?

    Nothing personal Universe. Just taking revenge for all the questions shahz asked me when I gave this interview.
    lol

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    I guess we can expect lols from this thread

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    We're all as anonymous as this dude.
    #InterMentality

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    Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

    I put the pussy in a sarcophagus.

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    & here is a Paulie Gaultieri classic question:

    Do you remember your first blow job? How long did it take the guy to come?

    Hahaha... (God I miss Sopranos)
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    Had Mazzarri been on the bench today, losing a game from 1-0 to 2-1 against Stramaccioni and Deki, he'd be photoshopped, graffittied and put on every forum urinal for the especially unwatchable second half, stupid and snail subs, tactical idiocy etc.

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    You sick bastards

    Quote Originally Posted by Besnik View Post
    It's time to make some questions to the anonymous dude, you're forced to accept this interview, so I'm gonna start and ask a bunch of questions.

    1. What's your full/real name?
    2. How old are you?
    3. Do you work or study anything?
    4. Why are you keep hidding your status profile in FI?
    5. How did you became Inter fan?
    6. How did you found Forza Inter Forums?
    7. Have you ever been to Meazza?
    8. What's your favourite food?
    9. If any angel would ask you for three wishesh, for what would you ask?
    10. Why 'Universe' ?

    Blah!!
    Haha thanks for the interview Besnik I'm happy to answer any questions and it is beyond doubt the greatest honour of my life to be inducted into heavenly FIF glory in all it's heavenly glory through this interview.

    1. My name is Jae (I'm pretty sure I've revealed that before lol) but for security reasons regarding Suneet and Anon I'll leave my full name out.

    2. I am 21 years old as of December 4. I was born in 1989.

    3. I work(ed) as a designer both contract and freelance for a time, and studied graphic design but chose to change my focus to audio engineering and will be studying that as of March 2011. I guess I'll find work slammin' dudes or being a male escort/hooker until I graduate from that course.

    4. I didn't know I was haha. I just usually keep personal information fairly need-to-know. It's not from a lack of trust or suspicion, I'm just a fairly private person.

    5. I became an Inter fan sometime around 2001/02. I would have only been 11 or 12 years old and as many do at that age, I just went for the club my favourite player played at. It's not like my daddy took me to the Meazza as a child and I was
    born into an Inter-supporting family, I just saw Recoba/Inter playing on TV and went from that.

    6. About 2 years ago I was unfortunate enough to stumble across a Carlo Garganese goal.com article needless to say it was trash and so I thought "who the fuck is this dickhead" and I googled Carlo Garganese. I found "The official "I piss on Carlo Garganese" thread" in google search and I started reading some shit on FIF and registered soon after

    7. No, unfortunately I've never been to Italy. I hope to visit Europe with my many flamboyant boyfriends either this coming August or next. (boyfriend part is a joke )

    8. Hmm. I can't really say to be honest. I couldn't even tell my girlfriend or my mother this one. I must say I hate eggs. And mushrooms and eggplants. I mean wtfuck is with eggplant? It's like a meaty vegetable, that's fucking sick.

    9. Guaranteed success no matter which career I pursue, motivation, and a Nissan GTR (omfg)

    10. Why Universe? I could reply with "why not?" but if someone said that to me I would then smack them in the head. I think the word sounds and reads well. And it has a nice shape too. I can't remember where I first thought about it, but a lot of my forum/email accounts are Universe or something related.


    Quote Originally Posted by Suneet View Post
    Have you ever had a threesome where all of them were guys?

    When you first got laid, what did she say when you came in her hand?

    Nothing personal Universe. Just taking revenge for all the questions shahz asked me when I gave this interview.
    You mean a devil's threesome? I have those all the time.

    HAHAHA I don't think I've ever came in anyone's hand. But it would have been fucking funny (disgusting at first, but funny many years later) if you did that and then got slapped by that hand.

    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

    I put the pussy in a sarcophagus.
    Funny that, I never have.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lionheart View Post
    & here is a Paulie Gaultieri classic question:

    Do you remember your first blow job? How long did it take the guy to come?

    Hahaha... (God I miss Sopranos)
    I woulda been around 57 when I got my first BJ. Took me -271 degrees kelvin.
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

    \_(ツ)_/

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    Jaeuni.

    Thanks for the answers. Appreciated!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    but for security reasons regarding Suneet and Anon I'll leave my full name out.

    .

    You motherf...WHO TOLD YOU!?


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    You're from Australia right? I'm guessing you're asian...so how's NSW treating you?

    Do you prefer Uniball to Universe?


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    I was born in Sydney, so I guess it's treated me the way it always has which is fairly.

    I've noticed some of my close white friends are racists and dislike Asians etc but we went to high school and grew up together so that they don't even see me as Asian. But I'm not one of those white-washed Asians who completely forget their own culture. I think I'm a good mix.

    I prefer Unon to either Uniball or Ballniverse.
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

    \_(ツ)_/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    I'm not one of those white-washed Asians who completely forget their own culture.

    I prefer Unon to either Uniball or Ballniverse.
    Hmm... glad to know you aren't a banana (yellow on the outside, white on the inside)

    Unon...you're on fire this weekend.


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    Lets swap names. I'll be Unon, and you can be my faithful sidekick Ballniverse.
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

    \_(ツ)_/

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    Uni, GTR. I love you. If one of us was a girl, a marriage would be on the cards.


    Everything a man should be. We miss you Cipe.




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    lmao. Suneet.. You make my..





















    heart throb.
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    \_(ツ)_/

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    I just want to know if there's my nation on the left block

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    This is the best place to ask it. Even better, best place to have your first post.

    Feel blessed universe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by angelammo View Post
    I just want to know if there's my nation on the left block

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelammo View Post
    I just want to know if there's my nation on the left block
    GOAT post.
    I'm streets ahead.

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