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    Quote Originally Posted by Analrapist View Post
    Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

    I put the pussy in a sarcophagus.
    It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

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    Friendship with Cristiano has ended, now Lionel is my new best friend.

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    I love this new trend on FIF, of digging out all these ol' threads from the basement & reading them shits again

    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    2. I am 21 years old as of December 4. I was born in 1989.
    Damn, I missed this. If that shit's true, then my whole life has been a lie. I always thought dude's like 5-7 years older than me & I'm fuckin' 28.

    Why all y'all act so grown up?

    Or am I the one acting like a fucking kid?
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    Had Mazzarri been on the bench today, losing a game from 1-0 to 2-1 against Stramaccioni and Deki, he'd be photoshopped, graffittied and put on every forum urinal for the especially unwatchable second half, stupid and snail subs, tactical idiocy etc.

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    He's younger than me too. Shit.

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    Tears @ this thread

    INTERISTA 4 EVER

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    Crazy bastards

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    They should put the whole squad on the sex offender list for exposing themselves in front of 10,000 children


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    Wat.

    Haha I remember this. Moar dudes need to be interviewed. I'll start one.
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

    \_(ツ)_/

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    Didn't realize you're only a tad older than me. Thought you were older Uni.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Analrapist View Post
    Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

    I put the pussy in a sarcophagus.

    reading this now.....

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    haha yeah why don't we do these anymore? We need more laughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Visca View Post
    haha yeah why don't we do these anymore? We need more laughs
    Who else have we done this with besides Analrapist?

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    I think there was one with FCBarca once? Before the 2010 CL semi's. Not sure who else if any, haven't read back on all the old threads.

    I'll throw myself in front of the firing line if I must

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    Quote Originally Posted by Visca View Post
    I'll throw myself in front of the firing line if I must
    No offence...but you're not THAT exciting.
























    Unis choice anyway.


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    What about That's Unpossible? Lol the guy is hilarious as fuck.
    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    All Inter fans are balding, unemployable losers. Some have latent homosexual tendencies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willy View Post
    What about That's Unpossible? Lol the guy is hilarious as fuck.
    Don't remember actually seeing a post of his that was out of character or, remotely related to Inter. What a mysterious persona.

    Anywhizz, I4E, you're up
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

    \_(ツ)_/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Don't remember actually seeing a post of his that was out of character or, remotely related to Inter. What a mysterious persona.

    Anywhizz, I4E, you're up
    Up for what ? An interview ? ... You choo choo choose me ?
    INTERISTA 4 EVER

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    Well, do you accept


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    Quote Originally Posted by snake View Post
    No offence...but you're not THAT exciting.
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by snake View Post
    Well, do you accept
    i accept

    Does this mean that after my Interview i can choose who is to be interviewed next ?
    INTERISTA 4 EVER

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    Yes


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    Just curious Uni, do you like the R34 Skyline at all?

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