Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 53

Thread: A Day in the Life of THE KING!

  1. #1
    DIN011's Avatar
    Join Date
    10 Apr 09
    Posts
    13,418
    Thanked
    4,907 times
    Fav. Player
    Icardi
    Old name
    Analrapist

    Bosnia Herzegovina

    Most Missed Member

    A Day in the Life of THE KING!

    Aight, so I was bored...reading through some threads and shit. Just chillin'. Saw Black making the assumption that I would make a crazy ass story with that horny ass Unpossible dude...so, I was just like "Aight, cool. Let's do it."

    Now, let me repeat, I'm bored as a mofucka right now(I never understood that saying though...why would you be bored if you're fucking a mom and shit...I'm assuming she's a milf, but fuck it). This story might not even be funny, it might not even bring lulz, but...this shit is straight for my heart, fam...well, not straight from my heart, considering you don't think with that shit, nah mean? Straight from my brain then. But, yeah...point is, I'm not trying to bring lulz, I'm just trying to tell a story.

    Aight, so let's get it on. This is just, like the thread says, a day in the life of the KING.

    So, my school starts at 8:25 and shit. Never, ever do I come in time. That's just not how I roll. You must make the teachers sweat a little. Tbh tho, I think it has gotten to the point where they're like "is that hairy Bosnian dude in yet? No? Oh, well, who gives a fuck? Dude's annoying anyways."...AND then I get in.

    Aight, so I get up at...like, I dunno, 8? Depends on the day. But, yeah. Putting some clothes on Taylor style(swift), brushing my hair for a little bit, mostly because I just look like a horny caveman when I wake up, not tryna look good or anything. When I'm done I just look horny. Then I brush my teeth and shit, must stay fresh(...aquafresh).

    Then I walk to school, headphones plugged in, singing songs to myself, making bitches laugh, which in turn causes me to cry. I'm still fresh though, got my teeth brushed and shit.

    Then I get to school, it's like 8:40, no one cares anyway. I get to class, dudes screaming my name, girls ing and shit, don't know if it's because I'm late or just because they hate me. Who cares though, I'm still fresh.

    Skimming through the boring classes now, on to recess. And omfg, I'm almost starting to hate recess. That what this shit has come to. We ain't got shit to do! It has gotten to the point where all I do is watch my dude play that Unicorn game. Sing a long to that "Always" song, bitches laughing again. My freshness is starting to wear off tho, gotta buy some gum. But I never bring money. I keep on forgetting, mostly because I'm rushing in the morning. You would be too if you get out your house at the same time school is starting.

    And then there's this Chinese dude, whom I went to class with last year. Dude's cool, but he always comes outta nowhere and slaps me in the face, causing me to chase him through the hallways in train-like speed and tackle his ass up. Dude's messing with the wrong cat...or bear, 'cause that's my nickname. I tell ya, there are no creative cats in this country. My freshness level is way down, and now bitches are holding their noses whenever I walk by. Aight, it's not like that, just saying that for the comedy. My breath is delicious.

    And then school ends, I get on home with these two dudes. We're talking bout girls and shit...and I realize that I'm dealing with some horny mofuckas, 'cause these 2 dudes always, and I mean always talk about sex. Don't even know if they've done fucked bitches or not, but truth be told I just roll with it. As long as they don't talk about guys, I'm good.

    Get home, turn the computer on. Get on F.I., turn the TV on and then I just chill. That's all I do in this shitty ass town, man. Never do I study, nor do I chase bitches anymore. Life's a crazy bitch, so now I'm fucking with death. Feel like I gotta ditch, she's bad for my health. AUW!

    And then I just chill, bust one or 2, get one F.I., logout, chill and then fall asleep at 3am. That's my life, thank you.




    Aight, shutouts to those who actually read this. Appreciate the love. This is what we do. Take care.












    AUW!
    Last edited by DIN011; 07 Dec 10 at 13:05.

  2. #2
    DIN011's Avatar
    Join Date
    10 Apr 09
    Posts
    13,418
    Thanked
    4,907 times
    Fav. Player
    Icardi
    Old name
    Analrapist

    Bosnia Herzegovina

    Most Missed Member
    I really need to get a GF...oh well, fuck it.



    Troll this thread up!

  3. #3
    snake's Avatar
    Join Date
    09 Aug 04
    Posts
    20,808
    Thanked
    7,998 times

    Syria

    10 years of FIF
    Fuck I got to bounce. But consider this post a registration of my official interest.

    Will read soon.

    Inb4bm.


  4. #4
    Mino's Avatar
    Join Date
    23 Mar 10
    Posts
    2,601
    Thanked
    2,428 times

    Algeria

    80
    get a life dude

  5. #5
    aww MAN that story IS GOOD BRO.

    MY DAY is are the COMPLETELY DIFFERENT to yours THOUGH.

    WHEN I was go in IBIZA I wake UP FROM last night completely DRUNK. MY EYES is blurry and I DO NOT know WHERE am I. SO I look around ME IN my bed TO FIND that I HAVE beautiful BLONDE BABE lying beside me. (SHE WAS model FROM scandinavia or SWEDEN or one OF THEM COUNTRIES...)

    I THEN wake HER UP and try to ASK WHAT is we DID THE last night. BUT NEITHER of the TWO OF us can REMEMBER. SO WE are get dressed THEN kiss a LITTLE BECAUSE we still THE drunk. she has ASS like that of untouched NUN, and CHESTICLES that scored 100% in the BREASTTEST. so we go out of APARTMENT to friend apartment who IS JUST wake up and start TO alcohol the DRINK again! SO for my BREAKFAST we have spirits and THEN ME and blonde friend GO TO her apartment TO SEE if her FRIENDS IS there. AND WHEN i get in THERE is another hot BABE lying on the bed WEARING just a thong. THIS girl had wore HAIR on the head but was NOT BLONDE LIKE girl I SLEEP with night before, but instead SHE is brunette.

    MY blonde FRIEND wake her up with KISS her in the lips, despite HAVING PENIS breath courtesy of MY PURPLE-ENDED glue-hose. WHEN i see they kissed I IMMEDIATELY realise THAT THE girls ARE bisexual, AND SEE THE opportunity TO make SEX WITH them both on the SAME time.

    JUST AS this is happen, TWO more friend comes OUT OF TOILET, looking ROUGH as hell, very on the HANGOVER. BOTH are naked! ALL girls are from THE Scandinavia AND LOOK LIKE models with PERFECT hair, FACES of angels, GNASHERS that I would drinking MUCH MILK from, beautiful little FRONT bums and asses LIKE LITTLE perch boobies.

    I DO am not go INTO THE detail, but let's JUST SAY I put MY DENMARK in THEIR NORWAYS, if you KNOW what i MEAN.

    (WE had hot PASSIONATE sex for 8 hours STRAIGHT)

  6. #6
    8|G 8055 blackmore's Avatar
    Join Date
    15 Sep 04
    Posts
    14,622
    Thanked
    2,393 times
    Fav. Player
    SE SALTELLI....

    Singapore

    NA NA NA NA NA....Im lovin' it

    At least i took the time to read thas shit, unlike some who just came in to troll
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



    BRING BACK LELE

  7. #7
    Besnik's Avatar
    Join Date
    03 Mar 09
    Posts
    12,331
    Thanked
    2,488 times



    Quote Originally Posted by amine View Post
    get a life dude
    Lol.
    Massimo Moratti: "Javier Zanetti ha sempre onorato la maglia e ci ha sempre fatto sentire fieri di essere interisti"

  8. #8
    Cris's Avatar
    Join Date
    27 Apr 10
    Posts
    2,459
    Thanked
    930 times
    Fav. Player
    Il Capitano

    Scotland

    26
    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    Aight, so I get up at...like, I dunno, 8? Depends on the day. But, yeah. Putting some clothes on Taylor style(swift), brushing my hair for a little bit, mostly because I just look like a horny caveman when I wake up, not tryna look good or anything. When I'm done I just look horny. Then I brush my teeth and shit, must stay fresh(...aquafresh).
    LMFAO!!! Pure fucking gold!!!
    C'č solo l'Inter

  9. #9
    8|G 8055 blackmore's Avatar
    Join Date
    15 Sep 04
    Posts
    14,622
    Thanked
    2,393 times
    Fav. Player
    SE SALTELLI....

    Singapore

    Quote Originally Posted by Black N' Blue1908 View Post
    LMFAO!!! Pure fucking gold!!!
    well he is the king right..?
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



    BRING BACK LELE

  10. #10
    DIN011's Avatar
    Join Date
    10 Apr 09
    Posts
    13,418
    Thanked
    4,907 times
    Fav. Player
    Icardi
    Old name
    Analrapist

    Bosnia Herzegovina

    Most Missed Member
    Quote Originally Posted by amine View Post
    get a life dude
    Are you saying that because I wrote this shit or because of what I wrote? If it's because of what I wrote then I'mma just tell you that this is what I do on weekdays, so yeah. I'm not a party guy either, I don't like that shit.

    If you're saying that because I wrote this shit then...damn, homie. It took me like 5-7 minutes to write this shit, fuck do you do? Party with bitches 24/7?



    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    well he is the king right..?
    I try.

  11. #11
    Cris's Avatar
    Join Date
    27 Apr 10
    Posts
    2,459
    Thanked
    930 times
    Fav. Player
    Il Capitano

    Scotland

    26
    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    well he is the king right..?
    C'č solo l'Inter

  12. #12
    8|G 8055 blackmore's Avatar
    Join Date
    15 Sep 04
    Posts
    14,622
    Thanked
    2,393 times
    Fav. Player
    SE SALTELLI....

    Singapore

    Saw Black making the assumption that I would make a crazy ass story with that horny ass Unpossible dude...so, I was just like "Aight, cool. Let's do it."
    So do i...

    And FYI i dont assume...i know
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



    BRING BACK LELE

  13. #13
    DIN011's Avatar
    Join Date
    10 Apr 09
    Posts
    13,418
    Thanked
    4,907 times
    Fav. Player
    Icardi
    Old name
    Analrapist

    Bosnia Herzegovina

    Most Missed Member
    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    So do i...

    And FYI i dont assume...i know
    True, indeed.

  14. #14
    8|G 8055 blackmore's Avatar
    Join Date
    15 Sep 04
    Posts
    14,622
    Thanked
    2,393 times
    Fav. Player
    SE SALTELLI....

    Singapore

    I once knew a guy whose real name was William
    his primary concern, was making a million
    being the illest hustler, that the world ever seen
    he used to fuck moviestars and sniff coke in his dreams
    a corrupted young mind, at the age of thirteen
    homie never had a father and his mom was a feen
    she put the pipe down, but forever yeah she was sober
    her sons heart simultaneously grew colder
    he started hanging out selling bags in the projects
    checking the young chicks, looking for hit and run prospects
    he was fascinated by material objects
    but he understood money never bought respect
    he build a reputation cause he could hustle and steal
    but got locked once it didn't hesitate to squeal
    so criminals he chilled with didn't think he was real
    you see me and hommiez like this have never been equal
    I dont project my insurecurity's at other people
    he feeded for props like addicts with pipes and needles
    so he felt he had to prove to everyone he was evil
    a fever minded young man with infinite potetial
    the product of a ghetto breed capatalistic mental
    coincidentally dropped out of school to sell weed
    dancing with the devil, smoked until his eyes would bleed
    but he was sick of selling trees and gave in to his greed

    So Billy started robbing homiez, anything he could do
    he'd get his respect back, in the eyes of his crew
    starting fights over little shit, up on the block
    stepped up to selling mothers and brothers the crack rock
    working overtime for making money for the crack spot
    hit the jackpot and wanted to move up to cocaine
    for filling the scarface fantasy stuck in his brain
    tired of the block homiez treating him the same
    he wanted to be major like the cut throats and the thugs
    but when he tried to step to 'em, homiez showed him no love
    they told him any motherfucking coward can sell drugs
    any bitch homie with a gun, can bust slugs
    any homie with a red shirt can front like a blood
    even Puffy smoked the motherfucker up in a club
    but only a real thug can stab someone till they die
    standing in front of them, starring straight into their eyes
    Billy realized that these men were well guarded
    and they wanted to test him, before business started
    suggested raping a bitch to prove he was cold hearted
    so now he had a choice between going back to his life
    or making money with made men, up in the cife
    his dreams about cars and ice, made him agree
    a hardcore homie is all he ever wanted to be
    and so he met them friday night at a quarter to three

    They drove around the projects slow while it was raining
    smoking blunts, drinking and joking for entertainment
    untill they saw a woman on the street walking alone
    three in the morning, coming back from work, on her way home
    and so they quietly got out the car and followed her
    walking through the projects, the darkness swallowed her
    they wrapped her shirt around her head and knocked her onto the floor
    this is it kid now you got your chance to be raw
    so Billy oaked her up and grapped the chick by the hair
    and dragged her into a lobby that had nobody there
    she struggled hard but they forced her to go up the stairs
    they got to the roof and then held her down on the ground
    screaming shut the fuck up and stop moving around
    the shirt covered her face, but she screamed the clouts
    so Billy stomped on the bitch, until he broken her jaw
    the dirty bastards knew exactly what they were doing
    they kicked her until they cracked her ribs and she stopped moving
    blood leaking through the cloth, she cried silently
    and then they all proceeded to rape her violently
    Billy was meant to go first, but each of them took a turn
    ripping her up, and choking her until her throat burned
    a broken jaw mumbled for god but they weren't concerned
    when they were done and she was lying bloody, broken and broos
    one of them homiez pulled out a brand new twenty-two
    they told him that she was a witness of what she'd gone through
    and if he killed her he was guaranteed a spot in the crew
    he thought about it for a minute, she was practicly dead
    and so he leaned over and put the gun right to her head


    Right before he pulled the trigger, and ended her life
    he thought about the cold pain with the platinum and ice
    and he felt strong standing along with his new brothers
    cocked the gat to her head, and pulled back the shirt cover
    but what he saw made him start the cringine studder
    cuz he was starring into the eyes of his own mother
    she looked back at him and cried, cause he had forsaken her
    she cried more painfully, than when they were raping her
    his whole world stopped, he couldn't even contiplate
    his corruption had succesfully changed his fate
    and he remembered how his mom used to come home late
    working hard for nothing, cause now what was he worth
    he turned away from the woman that had once given him birth
    and crying out to the sky cause he was lonely and scared
    but only the devil responded, cause god wasn't there
    and right then he knew what it was to be empty and cold
    and so he jumped off the roof and died with no soul
    they say death take you to a better place but I doubt it
    after that they killed his mother, and never spoke about it
    and listen cause the story that I'm telling is true
    cuz I was there with Billy Jacobs and I raped his mom to
    and now the devil follows me everywhere that I go
    infact I'm sure he's standing among one of you at my shows
    and every street cypher listening to little thugs flowe
    he could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know
    the devil grows inside the hearts of the selvish and wicked
    white, brown, yellow and black colored is not restricted
    you have a self destructive destiny when your inflicted
    and you'll be one of gods children and fell from the top
    there's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot
    so when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never
    because the dance with the devil might last you forever


    I.T............
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



    BRING BACK LELE

  15. Thanks (1): Howl

  16. #15
    Suneet's Avatar
    Join Date
    13 Sep 06
    Posts
    16,285
    Thanked
    2,060 times
    Fav. Player
    # 3

    India

    Forum Supporter
    I aint reading this shit... I want to say something on those lines. Thanks


    Everything a man should be. We miss you Cipe.




  17. #16
    8|G 8055 blackmore's Avatar
    Join Date
    15 Sep 04
    Posts
    14,622
    Thanked
    2,393 times
    Fav. Player
    SE SALTELLI....

    Singapore

    you cold hearted S.O.B
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



    BRING BACK LELE

  18. #17
    snake's Avatar
    Join Date
    09 Aug 04
    Posts
    20,808
    Thanked
    7,998 times

    Syria

    10 years of FIF
    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    I.T............
    Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects...........


  19. #18
    8|G 8055 blackmore's Avatar
    Join Date
    15 Sep 04
    Posts
    14,622
    Thanked
    2,393 times
    Fav. Player
    SE SALTELLI....

    Singapore

    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects...........
    YOU ASKED FOR IT FOO!!



    somehow always on the same vibe my bro..
    Last edited by blackmore; 08 Dec 10 at 02:46.
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



    BRING BACK LELE

  20. #19
    Djorkaeff6's Avatar
    Join Date
    19 Jul 09
    Posts
    871
    Thanked
    145 times
    Fav. Player
    Youri Djorkaeff

    Armenia

    I love you King

  21. #20
    Jnr's Avatar
    Join Date
    14 Feb 07
    Posts
    6,267
    Thanked
    1,387 times
    Fav. Player
    Il Capitano

    Estonia

    40 Forum Supporter
    You're a puzzle King

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •