Yes, it is that time of the year. The gala event that is Forza Inter Oscars are finally here after the numerous delays due the the incompetence of that smug son-of-a-gun Handoyo. You can just feel the excitement in the atmosphere ladies & gentlemen! Everyone is anxious to know their results on who will be triumphant in this very first Forza Inter Oscars! Without further adieu, I will present you to your guide for tonight's event! Some call him SuperHan, some call him Han the Man because he's just that damn good. Ladies & gentlemen, I give you, Handoyo Sudarga!
*Everyone gives standing ovation* You better too or else you're banned!
Thank you, thank you! I love you guys, I truly do. Without further adieu, I will present the first award of the night, the.......all of the awards at the same time because I'm a very busy man and time is of the essence!
As the rumours predicted, Jimmy is the biggest winner of the night! He won prestigious awards such as the member of the year, most important member and the Forza Inter lifetime award. Congratulations to Jimmy and all the other winners! I hope you enjoy this historic event!