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    The Immaculate & Surprisingly Erotic Dreams of Young King.

    First things first...I don't even know what the fuck immaculate means. I have heard it a couple of times, and it sounded cool, so I'm using it. Hold on, lemme look it up.

    Clean? The fuck? I thought it was something cooler. Ok, this dream was far from clean, but I don't wanna come up with a new title now, so fuck y'all. Here we go...AUW:

    It started out cool, started out nice, you know. Eh, we were playing volleyball or some shit, me and a bunch of friends of mine. Just chilling, winning and shit. It was this beach volleyball shit, and not the, you know, fucking hardcore bitch ass indoors ass volleyball shit. And then I see this fly ass girl coming to me and my friends, like I boss I said "aye, what do you think about my cologne?"(getit? forget it). I don't WHY the fuck I would say such a dumb ass thing, so she laughed me off and went home with my friend instead. Was feeling dumb and shit.

    And then I woke up. Put some clothes on, extra fly shit, no G6 intended. Went out, met up with some friends, went to the city and chilled. Then I saw the same girl that I dreamed about, so like a pimp I said "aye, girl, I think I saw you in my dreams, what are you doing irl"(it sounds better in Swedish, fuck y'all). She smiled and we went up to her room. Shit was mad sweet, then her BF comes and watches us do it. He's kinda skinny and shit, and, no lie, I'm a pretty big dude. So, like a king I said "get the fuck out", so he did, and we continued. Shit was crazy.

    And then I woke up AGAIN. Now this shit was just...it was fucked up. I'mma be honest, I'm not really a pimp irl. I haven't even chatted with a girl for over 6 months now, so this shit was like way too fucked up...you know what this dream was supposed to tell me? It's like I can't even catch a brake in my dreams anymore, I have to dream twice. I was in shock, got depressed and shit, even blogged about this shit(it's a funny blog, not a gay ass blog, so we're cool)...grew a beard and shit.

    Truth be told, I don't even wanna have a GF or anything, but I do wanna get my pimp game up. Not too much, just a little, but not now. I just wanna sleep, and chill. Woke up at like 6, haven't felt this good since...since May. So, yeah.

    Now this was my story, sad but amusing at the same time. Hope y'all enjoyed it. Peace.

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    Ok, don't tell me I have no life, 'cause this shit took me like 15 minutes to write, if not less. I doubt you're out fucking bitches 24/7. AUW.

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    AUW to the world hommie!!

    u know u got mad game son, why u gotta lie like that?(leos singing you that song in the showers for a reason right)

    next time u see that tease u slap it into her str8 up. no need for chit chat or nuthing. she came to see you twice, its gotta mean something...right?

    dont fuck around next time.
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    Dino dawg, you gotta be straight up gangsta with them bitches y'AUW. None of that I buy you a drink, I tell you you look good, then you give me head later, shit. That shit should definitely work & if it still doesn't, the almighty has give us all an easy solution: The make love to your hand shit.

    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    u know u got mad game son, why u gotta lie like that?(leos singing you that song in the showers for a reason right)
    Bwahahahhaahaha! & by "Leo" he surly means Leonardo the coach with sexy hair & shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    And then I woke up...

    And then I woke up AGAIN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionheart View Post
    Bwahahahhaahaha! & by "Leo" he surly means Leonardo the coach with sexy hair & shit.
    Dunno bout anyone else but, I get an urge to groom your avatar's mane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post


    Haha a dream within a dream! He almost went into limbo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vitomins View Post
    Haha a dream within a dream! He almost went into limbo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmaster View Post
    What's with all the shit?
    I got inspired by that South Park episode.

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