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    Forza Inter Forums go to Turkey (Part 1...)

    Alright, so what we got here is, basically, just a cool story I invented. It's basically all of us, chillin' in a hotel in Turkey. We're just chillin' there, waiting for Inter to play the final and shit. If you aren't mentioned in this, don't worry, I might add your ass in the 2nd part (I'm expecting to do like 3-4 parts). Roll this shit out.







    So, the story starts with me walking in the hotel, a hotel that Han, Ehsan...well, basically all the admins own)

    Me: "AUW!!!! Dino is in the building, children, laaaadiiiiiiiiiiiiiies"
    Black: "AUUUW!! Been waiting a long ass time, man!"
    Lion: "Goddamn, son! The King is here! Did you bring 'em fly ass bitches over or...?"
    Me: "Nah, man, nah...we don't need 'em girls yo, we got each other.
    Black: "No Hal, right?"
    Anon: "You little fucks better stop using my name as a fucking word for homo."
    Black: "Damn...why u mad tho?"
    Anon: "There was this Jewish guy...tried to shake my hand. Knocked his ass back to Israel"
    Black: "...cool"
    Irish: "DinAUW is in the hAUWs!"
    Dino: "Yes...yes, I am"
    Irish: "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUW"


    The AUW crew then proceed to leave the lobby and go into the FIF gestroom.

    Sun: *thinking to himself* Dammit...it's the annying ass AUW crew.* "HEY, HAL!"
    Anon: "Sun, you know I love you, bro...but you're with Han. I hope you understand."

    Besnik: "Hi guys! How are you doing? "
    Dino: "I'm living life right now man, and this what I'm gon do till it's over..."
    Dynasty: "Drake is fake!"
    Black: "You tell him, D!"
    Dino: "Tell him what?"
    Black: "Not you...the other D."
    Anon: "Drake? That's some gay shit. Kurupt however...damn"
    Dino: "K."

    Inter Siamo Noi walks into the room now...

    ISN: "Hi guys!"
    Anon: "NO JEWS ALLOWED! I THOUGHT I MADE THAT CLEAR WHEN I PUT UP THE FLYER!"
    ISN: "Fuck you!"
    Anon: "Don't you make me grow a Hitler stache!"

    ISN left.

    Dino: "So...Pazza, how is it going with the ladies, man?"
    Pazza: "good i guess they are chasing me and i'm like "no way" so they like leave
    Dino: "Breath, dude...breath, shit.
    Pajo: "He never uses punctuations either...I think I know why now."
    Anon: "O rly?"
    Lion: "Aight, goddamn, yo, let's go to the beach and tan our pale asses up! Looking like Frosty the Snowman and shit.

    We all hit the beach and chill on the...beach chair thingies? Fuck if I know what they're called.

    Me: "Man...it's so hot in here, you never woulda guessed it's a Cole world!"

    All other dudes ignore Dino who now just proceeds to talk to himself.

    Anon: "Azz, watch how you get out of the chair. We don't want you to get your vagina all sandy again"
    Azz: "Firstly, I have no vagina. Secondly, how the fuck would it get in there anyway? There's like no chance of that happening unless I fall awkwardly, which, let's face it, won't happen. I'm not Dino"
    CafeCordoba: "Azz is right, the chances of that happening are very slim. For a human body to move that way in such circumstances are unrealistic"
    Luka: "I disagree. I don't see why it wouldn't happen. Who says Azz wouldn't fall like that?"
    Black: "stfu Luka, stop ruining the party"
    Luka: "I have had enough of your crap! Stop harassing me or I will let you talk to the hand!"
    Han: "Stop it!"
    Black & Luka: "Sorry..."
    Han: "What? Oh, sorry, I was talking to Sun. He kept on biting my ear even after I told him to stop."
    Sun: "You know you like it..."
    Han: "You know me too well."
    Dynasty: "Children and their homosexual tendencies these days...shame"
    Pajo: ""
    Dynasty: "PANJODEV!"
    Pajo: "Whatever..."
    Besnik: "lol"
    Me: "lol? Not even a haha? a fucking lol?
    Irish: hAUWhAUW!
    Black: BWAHAHHAHAH
    Me: "stfu, let's sleep or someshit. damn..."


    TO BE CONTINUED!
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    Aight, this was just part 1. The real shit goes down in part 2. Just wanted to start shit up. Stay tuned.

    AUW!

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    I'm amazed at how accurate this is!
    In part 2 can I have lines that aren't just laughing? Or just poke fun at my nAUWtionAUWlity.
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    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish_Interista View Post
    I'm amaed at how accurate this is!
    In part 2 can I have lines that aren't just laughing? Or just poke fun at my nAUWtionAUWlity.
    Si.

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    I take it there'll be hookers in part 2?

    By the way, first result comes up after searching AUW = http://www.asian-university.org/
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    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    fuck u dino...i was feeling all tired and shit before i read this!!

    classic shit bro!

    Azz: "Firstly, I have no vagina. Secondly, how the fuck would it get in there anyway? There's like no chance of that happening unless I fall awkwardly, which, let's face it, won't happen. I'm not Dino"
    CafeCordoba: "Azz is right, the chances of that happening are very slim. For a human body to move that way in such circumstances are unrealistic"
    Luka: "I disagree. I don't see why it wouldn't happen. Who says Azz wouldn't fall like that?"
    BWAhahahaha.......
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
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    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish_Interista View Post
    I take it there'll be hookers in part 2?
    Can't give out the whole plot right now, fam...but maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    fuck u dino...i was feeling all tired and shit before i read this!!

    classic shit bro!



    BWAhahahaha.......
    Glad you liked it, bruh. Sleep tight, and don't let Hal bite.

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    Originally Posted by Irish_Interista
    I take it there'll be hookers in part 2?
    hals gotta get laid somehow right?
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



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    King, you're damn creative.
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    LOL that azz and cafe bit killed it


    edit: reading that again, they make a good duo. The Azzcafe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    LOL that azz and cafe bit killed it


    edit: reading that again, they make a good duo. The Azzcafe.
    yeah man..

    that was def the highlight for me..

    that and me telling luka to shut up

    hmmm... the azzcafe huh. sounds like somewhere u would be 24/7!!
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



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    Great work Dino. You really know them damn well.
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    Awesome stuff. We could have our own comic strip with the king...
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    Aight, glad you guys like it. Part 2 is now up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Besnik View Post
    King, you're damn creative.
    I try.

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    you really are bored arent you ?
    Kinda, yeah.

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    Great work Dino. You really know them damn well.
    That's what happens when you spend most of your time on here...

    Man, I really need to go outside.

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    Awesome stuff. We could have our own comic strip with the king...
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    This is where it all started.


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