Alright, so what we got here is, basically, just a cool story I invented. It's basically all of us, chillin' in a hotel in Turkey. We're just chillin' there, waiting for Inter to play the final and shit. If you aren't mentioned in this, don't worry, I might add your ass in the 2nd part (I'm expecting to do like 3-4 parts). Roll this shit out.
So, the story starts with me walking in the hotel, a hotel that Han, Ehsan...well, basically all the admins own)
Me: "AUW!!!! Dino is in the building, children, laaaadiiiiiiiiiiiiiies"
Black: "AUUUW!! Been waiting a long ass time, man!"
Lion: "Goddamn, son! The King is here! Did you bring 'em fly ass bitches over or...?"
Me: "Nah, man, nah...we don't need 'em girls yo, we got each other.
Black: "No Hal, right?"
Anon: "You little fucks better stop using my name as a fucking word for homo."
Black: "Damn...why u mad tho?"
Anon: "There was this Jewish guy...tried to shake my hand. Knocked his ass back to Israel"
Irish: "DinAUW is in the hAUWs!"
Dino: "Yes...yes, I am"
The AUW crew then proceed to leave the lobby and go into the FIF gestroom.
Sun: *thinking to himself* Dammit...it's the annying ass AUW crew.* "HEY, HAL!"
Anon: "Sun, you know I love you, bro...but you're with Han. I hope you understand."
Besnik: "Hi guys! How are you doing? "
Dino: "I'm living life right now man, and this what I'm gon do till it's over..."
Dynasty: "Drake is fake!"
Black: "You tell him, D!"
Dino: "Tell him what?"
Black: "Not you...the other D."
Anon: "Drake? That's some gay shit. Kurupt however...damn"
Inter Siamo Noi walks into the room now...
ISN: "Hi guys!"
Anon: "NO JEWS ALLOWED! I THOUGHT I MADE THAT CLEAR WHEN I PUT UP THE FLYER!"
ISN: "Fuck you!"
Anon: "Don't you make me grow a Hitler stache!"
Dino: "So...Pazza, how is it going with the ladies, man?"
Pazza: "good i guess they are chasing me and i'm like "no way" so they like leave
Dino: "Breath, dude...breath, shit.
Pajo: "He never uses punctuations either...I think I know why now."
Anon: "O rly?"
Lion: "Aight, goddamn, yo, let's go to the beach and tan our pale asses up! Looking like Frosty the Snowman and shit.
We all hit the beach and chill on the...beach chair thingies? Fuck if I know what they're called.
Me: "Man...it's so hot in here, you never woulda guessed it's a Cole world!"
All other dudes ignore Dino who now just proceeds to talk to himself.
Anon: "Azz, watch how you get out of the chair. We don't want you to get your vagina all sandy again"
Azz: "Firstly, I have no vagina. Secondly, how the fuck would it get in there anyway? There's like no chance of that happening unless I fall awkwardly, which, let's face it, won't happen. I'm not Dino"
CafeCordoba: "Azz is right, the chances of that happening are very slim. For a human body to move that way in such circumstances are unrealistic"
Luka: "I disagree. I don't see why it wouldn't happen. Who says Azz wouldn't fall like that?"
Black: "stfu Luka, stop ruining the party"
Luka: "I have had enough of your crap! Stop harassing me or I will let you talk to the hand!"
Han: "Stop it!"
Black & Luka: "Sorry..."
Han: "What? Oh, sorry, I was talking to Sun. He kept on biting my ear even after I told him to stop."
Sun: "You know you like it..."
Han: "You know me too well."
Dynasty: "Children and their homosexual tendencies these days...shame"
Me: "lol? Not even a haha? a fucking lol?
Me: "stfu, let's sleep or someshit. damn..."
TO BE CONTINUED!