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    Forza Inter Forums go to Turkey (Part 2...)

    We slept for like 3 hours (I don't why all of us slept though, yes we all slept at the same time...don't ask me why).

    Lion: Damn, son! Don't usually sleep much, only when I see Black's afro-asian ass logging on!
    Anon: I know you like his ass and everything...but, please stop talking about it. We don't
    Irish: Ok...moving on. Aye, I have a great idea!
    CafeCordoba: I doubt it's great but...ok. Spill it out.
    Irish: Let's play some beach football!
    Azz: How exactly is that a great idea? A 5 year old would have come up with that.
    Anon: Damn, Azz...looks like somebody sprinkled some sand in your vagina while you were sleeping...can't have been Black because I doubt he would even know what a vagina is.
    Luka:
    CafeCordoba: Beach football? Sounds ok...I guess.
    Besnik: Nice idea!
    Irish: I knAUW right?
    Me: FIFAUW vs the rest of y'all!
    Black: AUUUUW!
    Anon: AUW (thinking to himself, man...these fucks are so lame...or should I say LAUWm?)
    Lion: I'm in, son! Goddamn, just put my ass in defense and it's done.
    Cafe: FC FIFAUW has played together a bunch of times, so they're clear favorites.
    Stefan: Maybe so, but look at their stats. When was the last time they won a game?
    Black: Don't hate on our game! Without Dino's lagging, we might have a chance.
    Stun: Can I play? I mean, I'm not an Inter fan...BESIKTAS, BITCH!
    Me: You created the club...so yeah, you can.
    Sun: But that means me & Han are in different teams? Trade me, please. I still haven't played.
    Pazza: yes and i can play too even if i don't have a ps3
    WS10: Same here, I have an xbox.
    pazza: lol its almost like we're the same person
    WS10: ...
    Irish: It's like you AUWre!
    Lion: Stop talking and start playing, shit.

    So the game kicks off with me missing a sitter

    Black: Oh shit, Dino...you lag irl too!
    Anon: Either pass it, or shoot it. Don't just run into the water with it.
    Irish: Or give it to me...let me thrAUW it!
    Me: My foot got stuck in the sand, ok?
    Lion: But you was runnin', son!
    Me: Yeah...but. Fuck y'all.

    Later on the same happens for team AzzCafe(shout out to Anon!), but with Han missing.

    Cafe: I knew this would happen.
    Azz: That was by far the worst thing I have ever seen. I don't even know what to say about it.
    Pajo: It was like I was watching Milito.
    Black: No, that was Pandev-like!
    Pajo: Milito is worse...
    Stefan: I don't usually swear...but han, that might have been the worst fucking shit I have seen.
    Suneet: Leave him alone guys. and Stefan, you're not the most serious member anymore.

    The first half ends 0-0...pretty dull half.

    Azz: That was by far the worst thing I have ever been a part of. Never have I seen so many misplaced passes in a game. (he said the same when we played FIFA 2 days ago)
    Anon: Don't you enjoy anything in life?
    Mike: I bet he enjoys fucking your mon, you Australian Heb.
    Anon: lol, go back to your figure skating, you French fag.
    Cafe: We're so gonna lose.
    Luka: Stop with the pessimism please
    Black: If he wants to be pessimistic, let him.
    Irish: Lion was flyin'!
    Me: He was what?
    Irish: Oh, sorry...he was flAUWin'.
    Me: That's better...son.
    Irish: FAUWther!

    Second half kicks off with an early FIFAUW goal!
    RomanianFan: Nice goal, my ni**a!!!!!!!
    *awkarde silence...*
    Stefan: Ok, so Ehsan has now sent him home to romania. Let's continue...
    Luka: Oh come on...

    Me: Damn, nice goal B!
    Black: It was bound to happen...would of had 2 now, if you didn't black my earlier shot.
    Me: I'm on my Bendtner shit.
    Azz: Dammit pazza you lazy fuck, run ffs!
    Pazza: lol at least i know how to kick a ball
    Stefan: Come on now, guys...no need for insults.

    To protect their lead, FC FIFAUW bring out the CATTENACCIO!

    Anon: Black you lanky mofo, run back!
    Black: I'm on my Balotelli!
    Irish: What was that, Dino? Why did you dribble it out to the sea again?
    Me: It didn't let me...
    Irish: WhAUWt didn't let yAUW?
    Me: I don't know, man...

    The game finished 1-0 to FC FIFAUW, with Luka missing a great opportunity in the end.

    Anon: @ Luka.
    Black: BWAHAHHAHAH
    Luka: Such an undeserving win.
    Vito: Nope, just look at the stats. Goals: 1-0, passes made: 103-55...and we were playing catenaccio!
    jmaster: Wow, where did you get those stats from?
    Vito: I told that guy over there to count the passes etc...
    Anon: O rry?
    Black: you dissing my people, bro?
    Anon: Are you Jewish? If not, the answer is still yes.
    Black: Cool.

    After the game, we all went to our rooms to shower and shit. Gonna hit up the club later tonight. AUW!


    To be continued...
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    man, you do have extra time But that shit is hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pajo View Post
    man, you do have extra time But that shit is hilarious
    Yeah, school is easy atm.

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    Anon: Don't you enjoy anything in life?
    Mike: I bet he enjoys fucking your mon, you Australian Heb.
    Anon: lol, go back to your figure skating, you French fag.
    BWAhahaha......

    Black: Oh shit, Dino...you lag irl too!
    Anon: Either pass it, or shoot it. Don't just run into the water with it.
    Irish: Or give it to me...let me thrAUW it!
    Me: My foot got stuck in the sand, ok?
    Lion: But you was runnin', son!
    Me: Yeah...but. Fuck y'all.

    2 fuckin true bro!!
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    Irish: What was that, Dino? Why did you dribble it out to the sea again?
    Me: It didn't let me...

    HAUWhAUWhAUW (That shit's hard to type)

    Very nice story, if you applied yourself this much in school you'd be. . . well expelled but I'm sure they'd appretiate the effort.
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    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmaster View Post
    Did I get to play? Did I get to play?
    Yeah, your ass was in defense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish_Interista View Post
    HAUWhAUWhAUW (That shit's hard to type)

    Very nice story, if you applied yourself this much in school you'd be. . . well expelled but I'm sure they'd appretiate the effort.
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    Great! Please keep it up, I'm enjoying 'em

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bessi View Post
    Great! Please keep it up, I'm enjoying 'em
    You are?


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    Part 3 coming later today/tonight!

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    Should we open a new special section for Dino's writings?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Besnik View Post
    Should we open a new special section for Dino's writings?
    I'd like that, Bossnik. AUW

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    Part 3 coming later today/tonight!
    dayuum son u took your time...to much time spent on those ho's huh?
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    dayuum son u took your time...to much time spent on those ho's huh?
    I could say I've been busy...but I'd be lying if I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    I could say I've been busy...but I'd be lying if I did.
    i ask no questions...i get no lies!
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    i ask no questions...i get no lies!
    But you just did...

    So, in reality, you ask questions and tell lies? Shit is realer than a mother, yo.

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    nope...it was just an assumption!

    i aint even going out like that. i know thats how u roll!!

    anyways, we are all waiting to see if hal hooks up with luka...or if he stays with anton the real slim shady
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    Part 3 coming later today/tonight!



    I'm working on it as we speak!

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