We slept for like 3 hours (I don't why all of us slept though, yes we all slept at the same time...don't ask me why).
Lion: Damn, son! Don't usually sleep much, only when I see Black's afro-asian ass logging on!
Anon: I know you like his ass and everything...but, please stop talking about it. We don't
Irish: Ok...moving on. Aye, I have a great idea!
CafeCordoba: I doubt it's great but...ok. Spill it out.
Irish: Let's play some beach football!
Azz: How exactly is that a great idea? A 5 year old would have come up with that.
Anon: Damn, Azz...looks like somebody sprinkled some sand in your vagina while you were sleeping...can't have been Black because I doubt he would even know what a vagina is.
CafeCordoba: Beach football? Sounds ok...I guess.
Besnik: Nice idea!
Irish: I knAUW right?
Me: FIFAUW vs the rest of y'all!
Anon: AUW (thinking to himself, man...these fucks are so lame...or should I say LAUWm?)
Lion: I'm in, son! Goddamn, just put my ass in defense and it's done.
Cafe: FC FIFAUW has played together a bunch of times, so they're clear favorites.
Stefan: Maybe so, but look at their stats. When was the last time they won a game?
Black: Don't hate on our game! Without Dino's lagging, we might have a chance.
Stun: Can I play? I mean, I'm not an Inter fan...BESIKTAS, BITCH!
Me: You created the club...so yeah, you can.
Sun: But that means me & Han are in different teams? Trade me, please. I still haven't played.
Pazza: yes and i can play too even if i don't have a ps3
WS10: Same here, I have an xbox.
pazza: lol its almost like we're the same person
Irish: It's like you AUWre!
Lion: Stop talking and start playing, shit.
So the game kicks off with me missing a sitter
Black: Oh shit, Dino...you lag irl too!
Anon: Either pass it, or shoot it. Don't just run into the water with it.
Irish: Or give it to me...let me thrAUW it!
Me: My foot got stuck in the sand, ok?
Lion: But you was runnin', son!
Me: Yeah...but. Fuck y'all.
Later on the same happens for team AzzCafe(shout out to Anon!), but with Han missing.
Cafe: I knew this would happen.
Azz: That was by far the worst thing I have ever seen. I don't even know what to say about it.
Pajo: It was like I was watching Milito.
Black: No, that was Pandev-like!
Pajo: Milito is worse...
Stefan: I don't usually swear...but han, that might have been the worst fucking shit I have seen.
Suneet: Leave him alone guys. and Stefan, you're not the most serious member anymore.
The first half ends 0-0...pretty dull half.
Azz: That was by far the worst thing I have ever been a part of. Never have I seen so many misplaced passes in a game. (he said the same when we played FIFA 2 days ago)
Anon: Don't you enjoy anything in life?
Mike: I bet he enjoys fucking your mon, you Australian Heb.
Anon: lol, go back to your figure skating, you French fag.
Cafe: We're so gonna lose.
Luka: Stop with the pessimism please
Black: If he wants to be pessimistic, let him.
Irish: Lion was flyin'!
Me: He was what?
Irish: Oh, sorry...he was flAUWin'.
Me: That's better...son.
Second half kicks off with an early FIFAUW goal!
RomanianFan: Nice goal, my ni**a!!!!!!!
Stefan: Ok, so Ehsan has now sent him home to romania. Let's continue...
Luka: Oh come on...
Me: Damn, nice goal B!
Black: It was bound to happen...would of had 2 now, if you didn't black my earlier shot.
Me: I'm on my Bendtner shit.
Azz: Dammit pazza you lazy fuck, run ffs!
Pazza: lol at least i know how to kick a ball
Stefan: Come on now, guys...no need for insults.
To protect their lead, FC FIFAUW bring out the CATTENACCIO!
Anon: Black you lanky mofo, run back!
Black: I'm on my Balotelli!
Irish: What was that, Dino? Why did you dribble it out to the sea again?
Me: It didn't let me...
Irish: WhAUWt didn't let yAUW?
Me: I don't know, man...
The game finished 1-0 to FC FIFAUW, with Luka missing a great opportunity in the end.
Anon: @ Luka.
Luka: Such an undeserving win.
Vito: Nope, just look at the stats. Goals: 1-0, passes made: 103-55...and we were playing catenaccio!
jmaster: Wow, where did you get those stats from?
Vito: I told that guy over there to count the passes etc...
Anon: O rry?
Black: you dissing my people, bro?
Anon: Are you Jewish? If not, the answer is still yes.
After the game, we all went to our rooms to shower and shit. Gonna hit up the club later tonight. AUW!
To be continued...