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    Forza Inter Forums Riveting Adventures in Turkey (Part 3...)

    After the games me, Black, Lion & head up to our room.

    Me: Why in the holy name of fuck are we in the same room?
    Me: Where's Irish?
    Black: Who cares? He probably threw himself out!
    Lion: DAYAM, SON!
    Me: That makes like 0 sense...like an empty perfume bottle.
    Anon: Har di ha ha.
    Me: Yeah, les be honest, this Anon being gay shit is getting played out. Get it?
    Black: Les bi honest...LESBIAN?
    Me: Yeah, Drake came up with that.
    Black: Oh...it sucks.
    Dynasty: Drake is fake.
    Lion: Holy shit! Where the fuck did you come from?
    Dynasty: From outta nowhere. But I'm gone now. Peace.
    Anon: Dynasty is weird as shit, man. Dude always enters conversations and then leaves immediately...he makes like 2 posts a topic.
    Black: Nah, he cool.
    Me: Yeah, I like Dyna. Dude appreciates my jokes. Much love.
    Anon: Stfu, faggot.
    Me:
    Anon: I kidd! You know I love you, bro.
    Me: Yes...but you never show it in public.
    Black: Get a room!
    Me: We are in one...? You do realize we're in a hotel, right?
    Anon: That's that ether, that type of shit that make your soul burn slooow.
    Lion: The King ain't nothing ta fuck with!
    Me & Black: K.

    Luckily, we all had our own bathrooms, so we didn't have to wait. Bossy hotel, what more can I say? After we done swagged up, we went down to the rest of the FIF crew, to eat and then...PARTAY. Still needed to convince the other ones to go!

    Black: Sup guys!
    Besnik: Hello!
    Anon: Beez-dick!
    Besnik: Fuck you!
    Anon: I was kidding, man.
    Besnik: Yeah, same here, bro. [thinking: ]
    Azz: Funny...ha.
    Black: Is there anything in life you enjoy?
    Luka:
    Azz: I enjoy watching you get anally raped by a Panda named Goran...but that's just me.
    Black: That's not fair, you know damn well Dino never raped me!
    Me:
    Lion: Shit just got real, son!
    Han: Ok, stfu guys let's eat!* Hungry as a mofo'ther!
    Vito: It's just mofo...I told you, you're not, and you'll never be gangsta.

    Eating time!

    Black: Damn, this chicken is delicious!
    Anon:
    Me: BUREK FTW!
    Anon: Kebab, bitch. Come at me, bro!
    CafeCordoba: Why hasn't my food arrived yet? These cooks are so fucking useless that I don't even know what to say!
    Stefan: Mine is here. Let's dig in!
    Azz: This might be the worst thing I have ever eaten. It's just so...bland.
    Efrain: Dog food is good enough for me! *
    Irish: Has Rafa ever eaten at this restaurant? With food this good, I don't see any problems with being fat.
    Nima: I don't see anything on your plate...what are you eating!?
    Irish: Beer.
    Vito: Did you know that 83% of the people who drink beer are Irish?
    Me: Nananana, STATMAN.
    Universe: It wasn't funny the first time you made that joke, nor was it funny the 2nd time. Why would it be funny the 3rd time? And if you tell me "3rd times the charm" I'll karate kick your ass.
    Me: NANANANAN, STATMAN. 4TH TIMES THE CHARM, COME AT ME, BRO!
    Ana: Somebody called?
    Anon: I did.
    Ana: You're on my ignore list.
    Lion: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAM, SON!
    Han: Why can't we all just get along?
    Stef: I agree. Guys, we need to stop the arguing.
    Shahz: That goes against anything I've ever been apart of. What's the point of coming to the site if I can't call Anon gay, or say that Mike should get deported...I mean, terrorist should just stay in the US, let Canadia be? Just because most of you fucks are sensitive doesn't mean we all are, so just let us be. Faggots.
    Sun: SHAHZ, YOU'RE BACK!
    Shahz: No.
    Black: Ether, that type of shit that make your(...)
    Anon: Copycat.
    Black: I know you are, but what am I?
    Anon: Awfulmansayswhat.
    Black: Huh?
    Anon: DAMMIT!


    After some weird ass conversations that turned into a Whether Rafa is fat or not debate, in which Luka was the only one defending Rafa, with Toni & Rain coming in and saying that "a weight gaining project needs more time, and that it was the injuries fault", AUW crew tried to convince FIF crew to go clubbing.

    Black: Aye guys, let's go clubbing!
    All of FIF: K.
    Irish: That was AUWsier than I thAUWght.
    Me: AUWsier? You're better than that.
    Irish: Yeah, well...can you blame me? I'm drAUWnk.
    Me: We cool.
    Interbahar: AUW!
    Black: Gtfo, son!
    Lion: COLD BLOOODEEEED.
    Black: I'm on my Dave shit.
    Anon: So, why don't you just disappear?
    Black:
    Me: Aight, fuck this! CLUB TIME!
    Luka: AUW
    Black: Shit just got real! GTFO LUKA! GET THE FUCK OUT! I REALLY MEAN IT! GET. THE. FUCK. OUT!
    Luka:
    Azz: And they say I'm the one with sand in my vagina...
    Sun: , agree Azz.

    Tune in tomorrow to find out if Azz will finally get the sand out of his vagina, if Anon & Black finally hook up, and if CC finally looses his virginity. You'll get this, and more, with the KING. AUW, indeed.





    *1Shots at Han for creating that food thread, in which he constantly took pictures of what he had eaten.
    *2Shots at Efrain for liking the worst players in our squad. Muntari, Rivas & Biabiany.
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    Updated the shit...so yeah. AUW.

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    Han: Ok, stfu guys let's eat!* Hungry as a mofo'ther!
    Vito: It's just mofo...I told you, you're not, and you'll never be gangsta.
    I shat myself at this bit, I really felt your facepalm. You know, imagery and shit like that poet you know? Picasso, that's the one. Balls deep.

    Excellent as usual, don't see why it took two weeks to write though! I'm expecting some major perving on Visca later perhaps, and us all catching black whacking off!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish_Interista View Post
    I shat myself at this bit, I really felt your facepalm. You know, imagery and shit like that poet you know? Picasso, that's the one. Balls deep.

    Excellent as usual, don't see why it took two weeks to write though! I'm expecting some major perving on Visca later perhaps, and us all catching black whacking off!
    You know what they say? I don't, just asking. I think it was...perfection needs time? Or some bullshit like that. But yeah, shit is going down!

    Nah, but truth, I've been busy/lazy. :/

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    Nice one.

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    lol gold.

    but who the fuck is ana?

    Summed up everyone pretty well. Especially Cafe & Lionheart.

    DAYMM son!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    lol gold.

    but who the fuck is ana?

    Summed up everyone pretty well. Especially Cafe & Lionheart.

    DAYMM son!
    Ana is a chick on this site.

    Yeah, Lion is the easiest one to imitate.

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    btw....You missed an 'e' in beez-dick.


    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...e's%20dick


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    btw....You missed an 'e' in beez-dick.


    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...e's%20dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    but who the fuck is ana?
    Io.

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    classic king shit yo!!!

    ps. ana is the girl who pissed all over you, what you dont remember?
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    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coasterfreek View Post
    Golden
    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    ps. ana is the girl who pissed all over you, what you dont remember?

    Golden? Piss!?


    Oh crap...did ana and I have a late night drunken golden shower?

    Wallbang.


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    DAMN SON!

    you sure it was her, and not a bunch of the boys?
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    *inb4lion*

    DAMN SON!

    you sure it was her, and not a bunch of the boys?
    I dunno...you would have been there huh?

    Why do you keep trying to associate me to your....you know


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    I dunno...you would have been there huh?

    Why do you keep trying to associate me to your....you know
    I DONNHO.....

    MAYBE CAUSE EVERY TIME I LOOK DOWN AT "IT" I SEE YOU FACE AT THE OTHER END??(NO HAL)
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

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    That's just wrong bro...you've shamed us both.


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    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



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    Guys...I know you all have been waiting. Waiting too long. I know it all too well.


    BUT. You shall wait no more.


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