After the games me, Black, Lion & head up to our room.
Me: Why in the holy name of fuck are we in the same room?
Me: Where's Irish?
Black: Who cares? He probably threw himself out!
Lion: DAYAM, SON!
Me: That makes like 0 sense...like an empty perfume bottle.
Anon: Har di ha ha.
Me: Yeah, les be honest, this Anon being gay shit is getting played out. Get it?
Black: Les bi honest...LESBIAN?
Me: Yeah, Drake came up with that.
Black: Oh...it sucks.
Dynasty: Drake is fake.
Lion: Holy shit! Where the fuck did you come from?
Dynasty: From outta nowhere. But I'm gone now. Peace.
Anon: Dynasty is weird as shit, man. Dude always enters conversations and then leaves immediately...he makes like 2 posts a topic.
Black: Nah, he cool.
Me: Yeah, I like Dyna. Dude appreciates my jokes. Much love.
Anon: Stfu, faggot.
Anon: I kidd! You know I love you, bro.
Me: Yes...but you never show it in public.
Black: Get a room!
Me: We are in one...? You do realize we're in a hotel, right?
Anon: That's that ether, that type of shit that make your soul burn slooow.
Lion: The King ain't nothing ta fuck with!
Me & Black: K.
Luckily, we all had our own bathrooms, so we didn't have to wait. Bossy hotel, what more can I say? After we done swagged up, we went down to the rest of the FIF crew, to eat and then...PARTAY. Still needed to convince the other ones to go!
Black: Sup guys!
Besnik: Fuck you!
Anon: I was kidding, man.
Besnik: Yeah, same here, bro. [thinking: ]
Black: Is there anything in life you enjoy?
Azz: I enjoy watching you get anally raped by a Panda named Goran...but that's just me.
Black: That's not fair, you know damn well Dino never raped me!
Lion: Shit just got real, son!
Han: Ok, stfu guys let's eat!* Hungry as a mofo'ther!
Vito: It's just mofo...I told you, you're not, and you'll never be gangsta.
Black: Damn, this chicken is delicious!
Me: BUREK FTW!
Anon: Kebab, bitch. Come at me, bro!
CafeCordoba: Why hasn't my food arrived yet? These cooks are so fucking useless that I don't even know what to say!
Stefan: Mine is here. Let's dig in!
Azz: This might be the worst thing I have ever eaten. It's just so...bland.
Efrain: Dog food is good enough for me! *
Irish: Has Rafa ever eaten at this restaurant? With food this good, I don't see any problems with being fat.
Nima: I don't see anything on your plate...what are you eating!?
Vito: Did you know that 83% of the people who drink beer are Irish?
Me: Nananana, STATMAN.
Universe: It wasn't funny the first time you made that joke, nor was it funny the 2nd time. Why would it be funny the 3rd time? And if you tell me "3rd times the charm" I'll karate kick your ass.
Me: NANANANAN, STATMAN. 4TH TIMES THE CHARM, COME AT ME, BRO!
Ana: Somebody called?
Anon: I did.
Ana: You're on my ignore list.
Lion: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAM, SON!
Han: Why can't we all just get along?
Stef: I agree. Guys, we need to stop the arguing.
Shahz: That goes against anything I've ever been apart of. What's the point of coming to the site if I can't call Anon gay, or say that Mike should get deported...I mean, terrorist should just stay in the US, let Canadia be? Just because most of you fucks are sensitive doesn't mean we all are, so just let us be. Faggots.
Sun: SHAHZ, YOU'RE BACK!
Black: Ether, that type of shit that make your(...)
Black: I know you are, but what am I?
After some weird ass conversations that turned into a Whether Rafa is fat or not debate, in which Luka was the only one defending Rafa, with Toni & Rain coming in and saying that "a weight gaining project needs more time, and that it was the injuries fault", AUW crew tried to convince FIF crew to go clubbing.
Black: Aye guys, let's go clubbing!
All of FIF: K.
Irish: That was AUWsier than I thAUWght.
Me: AUWsier? You're better than that.
Irish: Yeah, well...can you blame me? I'm drAUWnk.
Me: We cool.
Black: Gtfo, son!
Lion: COLD BLOOODEEEED.
Black: I'm on my Dave shit.
Anon: So, why don't you just disappear?
Me: Aight, fuck this! CLUB TIME!
Black: Shit just got real! GTFO LUKA! GET THE FUCK OUT! I REALLY MEAN IT! GET. THE. FUCK. OUT!
Azz: And they say I'm the one with sand in my vagina...
Sun: , agree Azz.
Tune in tomorrow to find out if Azz will finally get the sand out of his vagina, if Anon & Black finally hook up, and if CC finally looses his virginity. You'll get this, and more, with the KING. AUW, indeed.
*1Shots at Han for creating that food thread, in which he constantly took pictures of what he had eaten.
*2Shots at Efrain for liking the worst players in our squad. Muntari, Rivas & Biabiany.