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    Forza Inter Forums are fucking shit up in Turkey, killa! (Part 4)

    I SEE U JET! Let me tell my goddamn story!

    Anyhow, FI just arrived to the club. Y'all can take it from there.


    Lion: DAMN, SON! You see that fine ass bitch wearing those shirt ass skirts? Shit's banging...hopefully like our headboard tonight!
    Black: AUW, SON!
    Nathy: They're called women...not "bitches". (IT'S WOMEN'S DAY PEOPLE!!!)
    Black: BUZZ GOT KILLED, LIKE THAT DUDE VIBE!
    Vibe: I'm back to raping your wannabe black ass. HIT ME UP!
    King: Fuck that flaming homosexual shit. Get back to the bit...sorry, I mean girls. When did she get here?
    Stefan: Sunday, 20 days ago.
    Anon: Crazy memory you got there, Stef. When did we buy Khrin again?
    Stefan: *ignoring Hal* What do you guys think of her?
    Azz: She's got a nice body, but her is face is far from that tbh.
    Anon: Can't you for once just say something positive and ONLY positive? WHY did you have to add that last line?
    King: That was funny 1 week ago, bro...
    Anon: As were you...thou shall not dismiss my wisecrack, brethren.
    King: Dafuck?
    N4L: lol...

    If the joke brought lots of laughs at first, then it doesn't really matter how old it is.

    lmfao, this forum is getting dumber by the minute.
    Han: Imagine the joke was a pussy...a GREAT piece of pussy that is. You're not gonna say no to it if she offers it again.
    Black: BWAHAHAHAHAH . really tho, I change pussy once a day tbh. BOSS.
    Vibe: You don't even change the channel, let alone pussy. Pay your bills.
    Anon: The troll got you there buddy.
    Luka:
    ps.
    pps.
    ppps.
    Rockball: Damn, look at Dino dance.
    Cafe: Holy Jesus fuck, how can anyone dance so badly? It's like, the floor is there, and he just stands on it and shakes weirdly. Unbelievable...
    Dynasty: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO DINO!
    King: Yo, guys...pipe the fuck down, I'm tryna hook up with that big breasted girl, but y'all are making life difficult for me... LORD KNOWS I GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY!
    La Brujita: Dino...
    King: WHAT!?
    La Brujita: Press X.
    King: AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Thank you. I so did not know that.
    Besnik:
    Sid: Guys, I'm striking out . If only my hair was as great as Leonardo's ...then I could get with that chick over there . But it's not.

    After some weird ass dancing, we head up to the bar.
    King: Damn...rough night.
    Jmaster: It's a cole world.
    King: Love you, man.
    Lion: Dino, my man...I thought you were better with the chicks, damn!
    Irish: Fun night, fellAUWs!
    Anon: Where were you? I never saw you at the party.
    Irish: I was here drinking...DUH.
    Azz: An Irishman drinking...original.
    King: Don't ruin my story, Azz, you pessimist fuck. Go work out.
    Azz: Did I hit a nerve? What story btw?
    King: Story?
    Irish: It's not like I was alone. Coasterfreak was here, watching sports or something.
    Coasterfreak: Yes. I first watched my favorite baseball team playing against my favorite basketball team.
    Vito: What?
    Coasterfreak: Yeah, they were playing hockey. Some new tournament, trying to see which team is best at every sport.
    Willy: FIFAUW would have won it all!

    AUW crew went up to their room, where they found Ana & Anon getting intimate.King: hahha...Anan.
    Irish: AUWnon!!!
    Black: QuAUWresma!
    Anon:

    Obviously we left the room, leaving them alone. We went to the lobby where we all talked about our loneliness.
    Willy: Why do I feel so alone?
    King: Same here. What's other chicks name...that's on the forums too.
    Han: Katie?
    King: She still around?
    Han: No.
    King: Then why did you mention her?
    Han: BECAUSE I'M MARRIED! I don't know the hell I'm doing these days.
    Dynasty: Where's Sun btw?
    La Bling: Who knows. Anyhow, guys, what do you think about my shirt? Pretty cool, huh?
    Universe: *10 minute long speech about shirt designs*

    We all left the room, leaving Uni alone with Lion
    Black: Damn, those guys really love their designs shit, huuh?
    King: Dara is just trying to recruit Uni to FIFAUW. Watch him do his magic.
    Vibe: Can I join?
    Black: No, your kung fu is weak. You're like Luka, but slightly more annoying.
    Luka: WHY DO YOU KEEP HARASSING ME!? Stop already. JUST IGNORE ME AND I'LL IGNORE YOU! I HATE THIS! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

    Ps. You suck.
    Pps. Balotelli sucks.
    Ppps. WE9 is the best game of all time.

    We locked Luka and Black in a room, hoping they would resolve their issues, or even better, kill themselves. I was against this idea. Blame Han.

    EHsAN that is.


    Besnik: When is the final coming up btw? Feel like we've been waiting forever...
    Irish: In 2 days. We still have the FIFAUW + Other Dudes rematch.
    Lion: DAMN, SON!


    TBC
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    You realy get everyone spot on, 1 question though.

    Why no love for that Spibbly guy? Or Dutchie?
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    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish_Interista View Post
    You realy get everyone spot on, 1 question though.

    Why no love for that Spibbly guy? Or Dutchie?
    The story is far from over.

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    How many before the final? Better save A material for it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish_Interista View Post
    How many before the final? Better save A material for it.
    2 or 3...maybe even 5.

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    Gave me a good laugh
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    Cleaned it up a bit...making it easier to read.

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    3 lines?I am offended...I may be forced to revert back to homosexual harasser Vibe.

    Just when I thought that I was done with that shit...

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    LOL at Stefan and Khrin line. GOLD

    You got sid perfect too bro.


    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    AUW crew went up to their room, where they found Ana & Anon getting intimate.King: hahha...Anan.
    Irish: AUWnon!!!
    Black: QuAUWresma!
    Anon:

    Obviously we left the room, leaving them alone. We went to the lobby where we all talked about our loneliness.

    TBC
    Ana.......

    sup?

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    AUW crew went up to their room, where they found Ana & Anon getting intimate.King: hahha...Anan.
    Irish: AUWnon!!!
    Black: QuAUWresma!
    Anon:
    I'm not deserving of anything more than getting intimate with Anon, eh? Awesome.

    Especially considering prior to chapter [?] 3, I don't think either of us knew who each other were. Love it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    Ana.......

    sup?
    And you possibly made me laugh harder than the story itself

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    Quote Originally Posted by ana View Post
    I'm not deserving of anything more than getting intimate with Anon, eh? Awesome.

    Especially considering prior to chapter [?] 3, I don't think either of us knew who each other were. Love it.
    Must have been lust at first sight..

    Quote Originally Posted by ana View Post
    And you possibly made me laugh harder than the story itself
    Anytime lover...

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    For the entire piece. My favorite part so far cuz the lines are based on real posts in the forum.

    Shit's just keep getting better & better son! DAYAM
    Quote Originally Posted by Armes View Post
    Had Mazzarri been on the bench today, losing a game from 1-0 to 2-1 against Stramaccioni and Deki, he'd be photoshopped, graffittied and put on every forum urinal for the especially unwatchable second half, stupid and snail subs, tactical idiocy etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    Must have been lust at first sight..
    Must have been.... yeah

    Quote Originally Posted by Lionheart View Post
    For the entire piece. My favorite part so far cuz the lines are based on real posts in the forum.

    Shit's just keep getting better & better son! DAYAM
    I actually think that's what I love the most, too. Minus my cameo

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    Brilliant again. DinAUW!
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    Coasterfreak: Yes. I first watched my favorite baseball team playing against my favorite basketball team.
    Vito: What?
    Coasterfreak: Yeah, they were playing hockey. Some new tournament, trying to see which team is best at every sport.
    Beautifully captured.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VibeTribe View Post
    3 lines?I am offended...I may be forced to revert back to homosexual harasser Vibe.

    Just when I thought that I was done with that shit...
    You should be you got any! COME AT ME!

    Quote Originally Posted by ana View Post
    I'm not deserving of anything more than getting intimate with Anon, eh? Awesome.

    Especially considering prior to chapter [?] 3, I don't think either of us knew who each other were. Love it.
    What can I say? Hal's got skills.


    I realize I may have just killed the "Halal being gay" bit...dammit! Meh, Black can take on that role.


    Quote Originally Posted by Lionheart View Post
    For the entire piece. My favorite part so far cuz the lines are based on real posts in the forum.

    Shit's just keep getting better & better son! DAYAM
    I was wondering when you were getting here.

    You never commented on the first 3, so I thought you got offended or something.

    Quote Originally Posted by rockball View Post
    Brilliant again. DinAUW!
    I try, RAUWck.


    Quote Originally Posted by Irish_Interista View Post
    Beautifully captured.
    Dude likes too many sports.

    Can't hate tho...as long as he's happy.







    I MIGHT do part 5 tonight...but it all depends on how my day goes. Don't get your hopes up, people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    You should be you got any! COME AT ME!
    Yeah I got some for you,here I come................OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT



    There you go

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