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    Forza Inter Forum Turkey Adventures! (Part 5)

    King: Hal...HAL! Wake up, bruh. Them FI bitches want revenge.
    Anon: Damn, what time is it?
    King: It's like 16:00, let's go. Game time.
    Lion: DAMN, SON! Get up, yo. Need yo' Sneijder ass playing!
    Anon: 4PM? The fuck? Fuck it, let's AUW.

    FIFAUW with a strong ass lineup, a 3-4-1-2 with Dylan in goal, Dylan in defense with Leo & Sokrates, Dylan as RM, Vito & Willy as CM's, Sun as LM, Hal as ACM and Me & Ahmed (La Brujita) as strikers. As y'all can see, Sun changed teams, some dudes joined...but something was missing...

    FC FIF were just playing some random formation, with some random members. AUW time.


    Game starts with Sun getting a yellow for a foul on Han. Looks like dude wasn't happy with Han's marriage after all. Nyall crosses it, HAL FORGETS TO MARK AZZ AND HE SCORES!

    Anon: Damn, sorry guys. My bad.
    Dylan: WAUWke up, man. Pun intended.
    King: DAMN DYL. YOU'VE BEEN KILLING SHIT LATELY!
    Anon: Oh yeah, well, listen to this one: Two cannibals were eating a clown, when one cannibal said to the other "does this taste funny to you"?
    Lion: Damn, son.
    Willy: Damn, sun.
    Suneet: What did I do?
    Vito: You gave 'em the FK...
    Suneet:
    Lion: Really tho, how did we let Azzlickr score?

    FIFAUW kept on pressing, but we couldn't break em down...suddenly, Hal misplaces a pass and lets FC FIF counter our ass! LION MISSES A HEADER, DYLAN SLIPS, HAN IS ALL ALONE WITH THE KEEPER AND...GAETAN TACKLES HIM! Red card!

    Anon: Damn...why?
    Gaetan: I got a date, pussies. Peace.
    FIFAUW: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! !!!!!11

    Luckily for us, we had Hal who flashed himself in front of Hamed who was about to take the PK, dude gets all distracted and horny and...HE MISSES!

    Cafe: FUCKINGLY FUCKING FUCK! We're doomed.
    Stefan: We still have the lead guys, let's go catenaccio on them.
    Alex da Large: FUCK YOU, HAMED! GO KILL YOURSELF!
    Azz: You're about as much use as Pandev.
    Pajo: Pandev scored a PK against Napoli. He's been awful for us though.

    First half ends 1-0 to FC FIF. Can FIFAUW do an Inter vs Bayern type of performance?


    Yes. Game finishes 10-1 to FIFAUW, with Ahmed scoring 4, me 2, Dylan 2, Willy 1 and Vito 1. Hal assisted all of them. Due to not wanting to embarrass the dudes of FC FIF, I skipped the match report.

    After the game, we all went to party!

    Anon: Hold up, guys...let me pick up Ana.
    Dylan: Sure, we'll go with you.

    Hal opened to door, just to find Ana with Nathy...Black Swan style.

    Anon: WHAT THE!? :O
    Rest of FIFAUW: AUUUW!
    Ana: Blame Vito...*kanyeshrug*
    King: Yo where he at? When I see the dude I'm a thank him. I'll thank all his posts on FIF, I'll hug that mofucka...I'LL EVEN SHOOT ADAM! That's how good I feel about this dude.
    Anon: So...it's over?
    Drake: I KNOW WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE RIGHT NOOWWW! Damn keyboard warriors in this bitch!
    Nathy: Yes...it's over. Leave now, please.
    Ana: Sorry, babe...I just gelled with Nathy better. Hope you understand.
    Anon: I do...let's go guys.

    We couldn't open the door...seems like the mods locked the threa...I means doors again.

    Anon: DAMN MODS! What are we gonna do now?
    King: I don't know, man...we're fucked.
    Lion: How? This is some conspiracy shit.

    We did manage to get out the windows, so we all went out to party. We met up with the other dudes.

    Sid: Hey guys! How are you guys doing?
    Irish: All good. Sup with you?
    Sid: Just watching Leo's press conference ahead of the match. His hair looks perfect as usual . Imagine if we get Ganso too , we would be unstoppable . Damn milanistas hating, who do they think they are?

    After a long night out we all went back to our room.

    Anon: Damn, long day. Had it's ups and downs.
    Willy: Yeah, sorry bout your girl, but you were born to die single anyway.
    Anon: Do I look like Dino to you?
    King: Yo, what did I do?
    Anon: Stop being sensitive. It's all love.
    La Brujita: Aye, we were great today. What happened?
    Vito: Nice stats, too. 12 shots, 10 goals.
    Anon: Is Michael gonna write an article about the game?
    King: Probably...something was missing tho...
    Lion: Wait...did they ever let Black & Luka leave that room?
    Rest of FIFAUW: OH SHIT!


    To be continued.


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    no.

    i want my babe, back




























    actually. why can't i have both?

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    HEY! I didn't get to see the girls part... Where is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmaster View Post
    HEY! I didn't get to see the girls part... Where is it?
    Read slower, maybe?

    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    Anon: Hold up, guys...let me pick up Ana.
    Dylan: Sure, we'll go with you.

    Hal opened to door, just to find Ana with Nathy...Black Swan style.

    Anon: WHAT THE!? :O
    Rest of FIFAUW: AUUUW!
    Ana: Blame Vito...*kanyeshrug*
    King: Yo where he at? When I see the dude I'm a thank him. I'll thank all his posts on FIF, I'll hug that mofucka...I'LL EVEN SHOOT ADAM! That's how good I feel about this dude.
    Anon: So...it's over?
    Drake: I KNOW WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE RIGHT NOOWWW! Damn keyboard warriors in this bitch!
    Nathy: Yes...it's over. Leave now, please.
    Ana: Sorry, babe...I just gelled with Nathy better. Hope you understand.
    Anon: I do...let's go guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    FIFAUW with a strong ass lineup, a 3-4-1-2 with Dylan in goal, Dylan in defense with Leo & Sokrates, Dylan as RM, Vito & Willy as CM's, Sun as LM, Hal as ACM and Me & Ahmed (La Brujita) as strikers. As y'all can see, Sun changed teams, some dudes joined...but something was missing...

    You forgot to mention my FUCK THIS stage. Or the fact that none of this would be possible as servers are down.[Pessimist mode off]

    Turkey doesn't know what's hitting 'em.
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    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    Bwahahahhhahhahaa! Damn son! I really admire your eye for detail. You get those little things right which so many might overlook. This would make a big TV hit if HBO agrees to produce. Imma' call Scorsese, see if he's interested. Shit just get real!!!!!! Guess black didn't get so much screen time this episode cuz his ass was absent until a week ago.

    One question though... when Hal opened the door & see that girl on girl blackswan shit... instead of saying WTF why didn't he ask if he could join?!
    Quote Originally Posted by Armes View Post
    Had Mazzarri been on the bench today, losing a game from 1-0 to 2-1 against Stramaccioni and Deki, he'd be photoshopped, graffittied and put on every forum urinal for the especially unwatchable second half, stupid and snail subs, tactical idiocy etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ana View Post
    actually. why can't i have both?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lionheart View Post
    One question though... when Hal opened the door & see that girl on girl blackswan shit... instead of saying WTF why didn't he ask if he could join?!
    My point, exactly!

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    See!!! Seems ana wouldn't have no objections to that. Plus I don't think Hal would have been upset cuz in a man's book as long as there is no dick involved everything's just fine! & boy... maybe we could have pushed it a little further & asked if the AUW crew could just sit down quietly & watch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Armes View Post
    Had Mazzarri been on the bench today, losing a game from 1-0 to 2-1 against Stramaccioni and Deki, he'd be photoshopped, graffittied and put on every forum urinal for the especially unwatchable second half, stupid and snail subs, tactical idiocy etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ana View Post
    Read slower, maybe?
    I didn't see Black Swan... I want some REAL ACTION!
    Last edited by jmaster; 23 Mar 11 at 23:40.
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    lol. good shit dino/

    But I'm with ana...I'd like to join in with her and Nat.

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    And another vote. King, listen to your readers!

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    We can't be too harsh ana...the guy is sleep deprived yet still delivers!

    Heck, if we were to turn 3 into 4....I'd be lookin @ you Dino.



    If YOU KNOW what I MEAN. (that's unpossible style)

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    .......... I'd look at Leo. Sorry, babe. Well. I guess you're not my babe anymore. But in any case, I do love my Leo. He will always be my Leo

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    Did we just break up?

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    Nathy broke us up, apparently. I mean... I actually said I wanted my babe back. But. Hmm. The decision is yours. Haha.

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    Don't be so sure about you two being broken up...the story is far from over.

    And the reason Hal never joined in was because he was...well, he was kinda heartbroken, so he didn't feel like it, nah mean?

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    Aww... so you're still my babe! [I think?]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    We can't be too harsh ana...the guy is sleep deprived yet still delivers!

    Heck, if we were to turn 3 into 4....I'd be lookin @ you Dino.



    If YOU KNOW what I MEAN. (that's unpossible style)
    Much love. <3

    No love from Ana, though.

    It's always like this, haha. Dudes like me, but girls are like...''meh'' about me. They don't get me. ONE DAY, THOUGH...I'LL RULE SHIT!

    Ok, the reason I'm not getting loved might be because of corny quotes like this?












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    I'm supposed to show love after you broke up [if even only temporary] my babe and I?

    I think not.

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    Dino just got virtually raped...
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