Black: when are they gonna let us out??
Luka: I don't know.
Black: y did I even ask?!?
Luka: SHUT UP! I'm tired of your bs.
Black: WOOAH! don't fight what you can't handle. a pussy-less kitten is only a narcissist.
Black: don't you change the subject...your kung fu is weak son!
Luka: You're the king of bs...
Meanwhile in the coffee house...
King:...wait...I think I heard something. I gotta go, fuckers!
Coaster: Wait! Are you gonna watch the hockey game with us?
Sid: You're going down, Chris!
HuZ: Don't leave me with them, Dino...DON'T LEAVE ME!
Universe: Who the fuck are you?
Leo: Damn, son! Uni going boss on you, HuZ!
HuZ: Fuck all y'all.
King: KICK DOWN THE DOOR, WAVIN' THE 4-4. ALL YOU HEARD WAS-
Black: king!!!! where y'all been at?
King: Ffs, B...at least let me finish. Goddamn.
Black: yeah, yeah...whatever! are u gonna let us out??
King: I think I just might.
Luka: I love you, King! Anything to keep me from this black motherfucker.
Black: y u racist tho?
Luka: Racist? You aren't even black...
King: I'm starting to think this..."break" didn't help one bit. Fuck if I care tho, just gtfo.
Shit is getting real on the beach tho
B4h: hey Ana....that shirt looks great on you! Do you want to mindfuck.
Ana: Oh god...
Irish: Ok...moving on. How's it going with Nathy?
Ana: Didn't you hear? She left me for Chris.
Irish: Are you back with bab...I mean Hal?
Ana: No...why did you call him babe?
Back in the coffeehouse...
Anon: Hey guys! Where my mod squad at?
Nima: I haven't seen 'em!
Anon: Didn't you leave?
Anon: Okey...wait, there's Michael. AYE MIKE!
Vito: What are you doing here? Have you finally got tired of Barca's diving?
Nima: FFS, I'm tired of this bullshit! Why can't you guys just let it be!? Fuck you all, I'm out.
Besnik: C'mon Nim, just ignore Vito.
Vito: You mean like how you ignored me, my friend?
Besnik & Nima:
Anon: Hey Mike! Where the mod crew at?
Michael: Hey man. Yeah, I was just heading there. We got a meeting.
Anon: Damn, didn't even get a memo. Kinda feel as if they don't even want me there.
Han: Right on time. Welcome guys!
Suneet: Hey Hal...nice to see you here.
Anon: Yeah, why didn't I get a memo?!
Han: Nevermind that, we got shit to clear up.
Stefan: I for one am getting sick of AUW.
With all due respect, but this place needs AUW. We're the only ones keeping this place exciting. Why don't we discuss something meaningful...like whether or not LB should be banned.
Han: He hasn't done anything wrong has he?
Anon: He has been trolling the place up, always trying to get people mad.
Stefan: Has he insulted anyone?
Anon: No but...
Han: What's the problem then?
Anon: FUUUUUUUUUU *phone vibrates*. Oh snap! Sorry guys, I gotta go.
Han: Is it Ana?
Anon: Haha, no. Wait...why is the door locked?
Mod Crew: DAMMIT CAFE!
King just brought Black & Luka to the coffeehouse...
Uni: So they're back, huh?
King: Shut the fuck up, Uni. You cunt.
Uni: What have I ever done to you?
King: You insulted me...
Uni: I probably did...but when?
King: I don't even know, I just dislike your ass.
Uni: Fuck you then.
HuZ: Guys, stop the arguing, nahmean?
Leo: Damn, son! HuZ going ref on em. Like a 8055.
King: Yeah, yeah...whatever. Are we going out or what?
FIF: HELL YEAH!
King: The fuck? Who asked all y'all? Fuck it, let's go. I just gotta pick some shit up in my room, y'all coming with me?
FIF: HELL YEAH!
King: Ffs, stop that. Shit is scary.
Meanwhile in the room...
King: Y'all hear that?
Nero: Yeah, I kinda hear something too*
Galoise: Sounds like somebody is choking a chicken or something!
Ana: Yeah, it kinda sounds like...no, it can't be!
King: What? WHO?!
We open the door to find Anon chilling in bed with Irish...shit got real.
Huz: DAMN SON!
Lion: That's my line, son!
King: Well, fuck me. Wait...not like that tho.
Universe: Why wasn't I invited?
TO BE CONTINUED!