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    Forza Inter Forum Turkey Adventures! (Part 6)

    Black: when are they gonna let us out??
    Luka: I don't know.
    Black: y did I even ask?!?
    Luka: SHUT UP! I'm tired of your bs.
    ps.
    Black: WOOAH! don't fight what you can't handle. a pussy-less kitten is only a narcissist.
    Luka: What?
    Black: don't you change the subject...your kung fu is weak son!
    Luka: You're the king of bs...

    Meanwhile in the coffee house...
    King:...wait...I think I heard something. I gotta go, fuckers!
    Coaster: Wait! Are you gonna watch the hockey game with us?
    Sid: You're going down, Chris!
    HuZ: Don't leave me with them, Dino...DON'T LEAVE ME!
    Universe: Who the fuck are you?
    Leo: Damn, son! Uni going boss on you, HuZ!
    HuZ: Fuck all y'all.

    King: KICK DOWN THE DOOR, WAVIN' THE 4-4. ALL YOU HEARD WAS-
    Black: king!!!! where y'all been at?
    King: Ffs, B...at least let me finish. Goddamn.
    Black: yeah, yeah...whatever! are u gonna let us out??
    King: I think I just might.
    Luka: I love you, King! Anything to keep me from this black motherfucker.
    Black: y u racist tho?
    Luka: Racist? You aren't even black...
    Black:
    King: I'm starting to think this..."break" didn't help one bit. Fuck if I care tho, just gtfo.
    Black: AUW!

    Shit is getting real on the beach tho
    B4h: hey Ana....that shirt looks great on you! Do you want to mindfuck.
    Ana: Oh god...
    Irish: Ok...moving on. How's it going with Nathy?
    Ana: Didn't you hear? She left me for Chris.
    Irish: Are you back with bab...I mean Hal?
    Ana: No...why did you call him babe?
    Irish:

    Back in the coffeehouse...
    Anon: Hey guys! Where my mod squad at?
    Nima: I haven't seen 'em!
    Anon: Didn't you leave?
    Nima: WTF!?
    Anon: Okey...wait, there's Michael. AYE MIKE!
    Vito: What are you doing here? Have you finally got tired of Barca's diving?
    Nima: FFS, I'm tired of this bullshit! Why can't you guys just let it be!? Fuck you all, I'm out.
    Besnik: C'mon Nim, just ignore Vito.
    Vito: You mean like how you ignored me, my friend?
    Besnik & Nima:

    Anon: Hey Mike! Where the mod crew at?
    Michael: Hey man. Yeah, I was just heading there. We got a meeting.
    Anon: Damn, didn't even get a memo. Kinda feel as if they don't even want me there.
    Michael: Nonsense.

    Han: Right on time. Welcome guys!
    Suneet: Hey Hal...nice to see you here.
    Anon: Yeah, why didn't I get a memo?!
    Han: Nevermind that, we got shit to clear up.
    Stefan: I for one am getting sick of AUW.
    Anon: Stefan,

    With all due respect, but this place needs AUW. We're the only ones keeping this place exciting. Why don't we discuss something meaningful...like whether or not LB should be banned.
    Han: He hasn't done anything wrong has he?
    Anon: He has been trolling the place up, always trying to get people mad.
    Stefan: Has he insulted anyone?
    Anon: No but...
    Han: What's the problem then?
    Anon: FUUUUUUUUUU *phone vibrates*. Oh snap! Sorry guys, I gotta go.
    Han: Is it Ana?
    Anon: Haha, no. Wait...why is the door locked?
    Mod Crew: DAMMIT CAFE!

    King just brought Black & Luka to the coffeehouse...
    Uni: So they're back, huh?
    King: Shut the fuck up, Uni. You cunt.
    Uni: What have I ever done to you?
    King: You insulted me...
    Uni: I probably did...but when?
    King: I don't even know, I just dislike your ass.
    Uni: Fuck you then.
    HuZ: Guys, stop the arguing, nahmean?
    Leo: Damn, son! HuZ going ref on em. Like a 8055.
    King: Yeah, yeah...whatever. Are we going out or what?
    FIF: HELL YEAH!
    King: The fuck? Who asked all y'all? Fuck it, let's go. I just gotta pick some shit up in my room, y'all coming with me?
    FIF: HELL YEAH!
    King: Ffs, stop that. Shit is scary.

    Meanwhile in the room...
    King: Y'all hear that?
    Nero: Yeah, I kinda hear something too*
    Galoise: Sounds like somebody is choking a chicken or something!
    Ana: Yeah, it kinda sounds like...no, it can't be!
    King: What? WHO?!
    Ana: BABE!

    We open the door to find Anon chilling in bed with Irish...shit got real.
    Huz: DAMN SON!
    Lion: That's my line, son!
    King: Well, fuck me. Wait...not like that tho.
    Black: BWAHAHAHAHHA!
    Ana: Babe.
    Universe: Why wasn't I invited?





    TO BE CONTINUED!
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    inb4Dylansays"YOUMADEMEGAY!?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    We open the door to find Anon chilling in bed with Irish...shit got real.


    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    DAMMIT

    You forgot to mention the 34 30 year old bitches between us.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish_Interista View Post
    You forgot to mention the 34 30 year old bitches between us.
    Y'all on some Mancini shit?

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    Black: y u racist tho?
    Luka: Racist? You aren't even black...
    Black:

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    YOUMADEMEGAY!?
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    I'm officially not thanking you again until you give me back my babe. I'm not you, I don't want to be forever alone. Nor do I want to be with Nathy. Or anyone. I want my babe.

    What happened to
    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    I realize I may have just killed the "Halal being gay" bit...dammit! Meh, Black can take on that role.

    I will admit, this made me laugh though;
    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    B4h: hey Ana....that shirt looks great on you! Do you want to mindfuck.
    Ana: Oh god...
    Irish: Ok...moving on. How's it going with Nathy?
    Ana: Didn't you hear? She left me for Chris.
    Irish: Are you back with bab...I mean Hal?
    Ana: No...why did you call him babe?
    Irish:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ana View Post
    I'm officially not thanking you again;
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    Then make it happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    Shit is getting real on the beach tho
    B4h: hey Ana....that shirt looks great on you! Do you want to mindfuck.
    Ana: Oh god...
    Irish: Ok...moving on. How's it going with Nathy?
    Ana: Didn't you hear? She left me for Chris.
    Irish: Are you back with bab...I mean Hal?
    Ana: No...why did you call him babe?
    Irish:
    @ Irish

    Quote Originally Posted by ana View Post
    I'm officially not thanking you again until you give me back my babe. I'm not you, I don't want to be forever alone. Nor do I want to be with Nathy. Or anyone. I want my babe.
    What now? What did I do It's exactly what I was talking about at lunch with a friend: the longer people know me the lesser they like me

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    Luka: I love you, King! Anything to keep me from this black motherfucker.
    Black: y u racist tho?
    Luka: Racist? You aren't even black...


    Shit is getting real on the beach tho
    B4h: hey Ana....that shirt looks great on you! Do you want to mindfuck.
    Ana: Oh god...
    Irish: Ok...moving on. How's it going with Nathy?
    Ana: Didn't you hear? She left me for Chris.
    Irish: Are you back with bab...I mean Hal?
    Ana: No...why did you call him babe?
    Irish:
    How nice of you to include that.

    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    Meanwhile in the coffee house...
    King:...wait...I think I heard something. I gotta go, fuckers!
    Coaster: Wait! Are you gonna watch the hockey game with us?
    Sid: You're going down, Chirs!
    Playoffs are playoffs. It's intense!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    TO BE CONTINUED!
    Like that's gonna happen anytime soon
    TI TE DOMINET MILAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    Anon: Haha, no. Wait...why is the door closed?
    Mod Crew: DAMMIT CAFE!

    ...

    We open the door to find Anon chilling in bed with Irish...shit got real.
    Huz: DAMN SON!
    Lion: That's my line, son!
    King: Well, fuck me. Wait...not like that tho.
    Black: BWAHAHAHAHHA!
    Ana: Babe.
    Universe: Why wasn't I invited?
    Bwahahahahah

    But you didn't include Azz going to college & you should include more "Oh lordy lord..." in B's lines
    Quote Originally Posted by Armes View Post
    Had Mazzarri been on the bench today, losing a game from 1-0 to 2-1 against Stramaccioni and Deki, he'd be photoshopped, graffittied and put on every forum urinal for the especially unwatchable second half, stupid and snail subs, tactical idiocy etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionheart View Post
    Bwahahahahah

    But you didn't include Azz going to college & you should include more "Oh lordy lord..." in B's lines
    All in due time, playa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathy View Post
    What now? What did I do It's exactly what I was talking about at lunch with a friend: the longer people know me the lesser they like me
    No, it's just... I want my Nathy happy! You said you're happy with Chris and so... I'll leave you two to be happy. I was happy with my babe... til King started trying to tear us apart

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    FYI Dino, you spelled my name "Chris" wrong on one line.

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    He used to spell my Babe's name wrong for who know's how long. Actually told me I spelled it wrong, once - then Babe finally corrected him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coasterfreek View Post
    FYI Dino, you spelled my name "Chris" wrong on one line.
    "Chirs" haha.

    Sorry man, fixed.

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    BWAhahaha.........

    MINDFUCK!!!

    seriously yo what the fuck just happened!! im prayin my boys have a couple of bitchez in between them on the bed.

    dayuum ana ease up girl, why u trippin..? tryin to make me gay and shit, maybe u were destined to be forever alone. anyway, i find it pollitically incorrect that you call a fellow muslim brother 'babe'. shit just aint kosher..........or halal !!

    oh lordy lordy!!
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    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

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    Hmm not happy Dino...

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