We tried to keep things under wrap, but things have just gotten out of hand. With all these questions floating around, we thought it only best that we come out and explain it all.
So here it is....how it all started!
AUW Pioneers & Big Bosses
Dino "The King" Avdić - Black "AUWfulman"
It all started with these 2 dudes, rapping randomly. Shit was fire, but that's not the point, obviously they were 2 lyrical renegades. The forum was in a slump at that time(azz and luka were at thier peak), too little ""'s were being thrown around, and these 2 dudes brought it all to life. AUW was created when Black & N4L who went "ZING" every time they agreed with each other(mostly at lukas expense). The King then came in and went "man, fuck that "zing" shit, AUW! Shit means everything and nothing. Even though they're the ones who started this shit, they never show it, they got respect for they fellow AUW men(except Hal...he cool tho). Here's some background AUW info on these dudes:
King: Came to this site in early 2009, named Mr. Yeah. Obviously dude's a Dream fan. Started out slow, making some short post. Made his breakthrough in late 2010, shortly after AUW was created. Known to many as the thank whore, this King pimp brings the thunder, no doubt. He is the main man when it comes to those and he lives for that shit! Dudes the Zidane of the almighty FIFAUW team. Started off with some major lagg and alot of running off the pitch before passing the ball, but since he has had his connection fixed, boy has been bauwssing on the flanks, and scoring some incredible goals in the process.
Main enemy: Universe.
ALSO KNOWN TO APPEAR LIKE THIS:
Blackmore: Been on this site since its inception in 04, dude's a respected member. Won the "Most Improved Member" in 2010, mostly due to him finding major inspiration to post after all the Balo drama. Dude's very secretive, but thats not really the point either. Plays role of bad cop most times(hey someone has to) and will not hesitate to go all AUWfulman on your ass if you try and step. The oldest of the group, he just loves seeing all the young cats blosom into full grown thugz....and how they have! Known as blackotelli on the pitch, dude just pulls of some jaw dropping shit...NUFF SAID!
Main enemies: Luka, Pandev and...well, pretty much everyone.
AUW Pimps & Gents
Helal "Anon" Quaresma - Dylan "Slim Thugz" Irish - Dara the Lionheart!
What can we say about these gents? They were the first 3 who joined AUW, after its inception by the king pimps themselves. Started with Dara joking around with dino & Black on some Dave Chappelle shit. Some weeks later FC FIFAUW was created, with these 3 sexy ass dudes, and obviously King & Black, ripping shit up FIFA style. Later we all started bringing comedy gold into FIF, with the King winning the infamous "Most Humorous Award", to, surprisingly, his surprise, which really surprised us all! We can definitely say that AUW never would have been here hadn't it been for these dudes.
Ricky: The AUWstralian O.G. He keeps the shit real downunder! Made fun of due to his somewhat questionable sexuality. The nickname "Quaresma" was coined after the grump, also known as Azzkikr pointed out his amusing resemblance to Quaresma. Has a sexy, school-boyish voice too. "vasilliioooooooooooooooos" makes them teens on the other team go wild! Known as the playmaker of the team, but more often then not is found stealing the ball from his teammates, then after doing so, smacking it into their heads and injuring them! Also known to cross the ball from the opposing penalty box, straight to his LB, standing on the other half of the pitch! Known as the mini-me he's the MF general that most of the attacks builds up from. Lost his AM spot after Dino got rid off his lag, now he's just a commentator and through ball specialist.
Was recently added to the mod team of FIF due to his great contributions over the years. He is our insider voice to all the ongoings of the forum, RESPECT!
Main Enemies: Sid, Nerazzuro Up North crew,
Slim Thugz: Probably the most underrated dude on this forum. Has his own unique brand of humour, but hey he's irish! One of the most underated posters on the forum, but im guessing thats gonna change soon. If he's not at the pub, dylan can be found bringing it on the pitch! This guy is a total beast and can play in ANY position. Gk, CB, MF, ST, whatever, the kids a natural. Dont let his age fool you tho, this boy can be one mean mother. Best recognize! This dude straight up baby thighs son. He lulzy tho.
Main enemies: He ain't got no damn enemy, like I just told you, he just straight up baby thighs, nahmean?
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Lionheart: Voted "Best Newcomer" by the FIF people. Dude's very, very passionate. AUW's official "master of arms", and is blacks right hand when it comes to dishing out the pain. Dudes talented as fuck, as he's also the teams translator and designer. When it comes down to this FIFAUW shit, guy is all business. The teams CB, dudes the rock that stands strong(except sometimes when the 45th min approaches). Aint many players that get passed him, but if you do...watch out! The 2 king pimps can only see big and brighter things in the future with his presence.
Main enemy: VibeTribe.
Stay tuned for the next edition, when we introduce the new breed of AUW playas!