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    Forza Inter Forums fucking shit up in Turkey, Anon & Black special (Part 7)

    continued...
    We open the door to find Anon chilling in bed with Irish...shit got real.
    Huz: DAMN SON!
    Lion: That's my line, son!
    King: Well, fuck me. Wait...not like that tho.
    Black: BWAHAHAHAHHA!
    Ana: Babe.
    Universe: Why wasn't I invited?

    Lion: What the hell are ya'll doing?
    *Irish and Anon with PS3 controllers in-hand
    Irish: We just crashed the PSN......
    Anon: I was just about to score a hat-rick too
    Black: SHUTUP RICKY, you just fucked up the PSN!!!!
    La Bling: It only does *offline*
    Black: La Bling, you're such a troll!
    Lion: No FIFAUW What are we going to do now?
    King: Fuck it, let's play against cafe and his team again, get my diddy on n shit


    *Universe and Lion go away to organise both teams Jerseys
    Lion: We should put a collar on it
    Universe: What type of collar? It should be plain, it's all about the point of change!
    Lion: A very typical known type of collar which is referred to "Camp Collar" in the industry & it was fashionable back in the day & during the 90s. Perhaps you may remember how Cantona used to point the tips up when he played for Manchester. I can't remember any team having a jersey with the Camp Collar after the 21 Century & I think it's obvious why. It's regarded as an absolute turnoff nowadays.
    Universe:OK FINE. But there should be nothing under the AUW logo!!! should be EMPTY SPACE. FUCK THIS SHIT.

    Luka: Guys we should spend more on the shirts, we have over 100m to spend...
    *Hal and Cafe about to respond before Black rips Luka a new one with how times are tough and we should be grateful. Everyone thanks him.


    *Now with the game about to get underway...
    Coaster: Ah, I don't know who to support. I've always liked both teams. I once bought an AUW jersey when I was on holiday in Bosnia. And I like the FIF team, they have some roots to Mexican natives, and I'm 1/10th Mexican.

    Auw team talking tactics
    Irish: With the PSN down, we need to boost out VP's
    Anon: Yo b, check out the booty on that chick
    Lion: DAMN SON!
    Fitzy: Thanks. (then leaves)
    Black: Nice ass, butterface though.
    Universe: Exactly B, no fucking class on these girls
    Dino: Shut the fuck up Uni, who invited you
    Universe: Obviously my friends invited me...unlike you, forever alone.
    Dino:
    b4mooth: Damn this like hollywood movie with ass and tits, MINDFUCK!
    Irish: Fine, I'll go CM, black you stay up front...pass it around
    b4mooth: Bitch day after day, auw girls with big tits TEE HEE MINDFUCK!
    Everyone: What?
    * b4mooth about to speak
    Universe: SHUT THE FUCK UP B4MOOTH, YOU'RE USELESS COMPANY. Waste of space!

    *With the game about to start the three referees, Handoyo, Stefan and Suneet come out to both teams to announce that Universe has received a 3 match suspension for abuse and won't be taking any further part in the match.

    Vasilios: To be honest, I can sympathise with Uni here. B4mooth does not know how to use the word Mindfuck.
    Team AUW: VASILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

    Nyall: Guys can I join your team
    Lion: Fo sure son! You just need a black jersey
    Nyall: I only have a green jersey with the words 360 on it. Green jerseys are more popular in North America
    Black: Then you can't join, GTFO
    *Nyall walks over to Vito who then recruits him to team FIF

    Sid: I'm so proud of you guys
    Anon: WTF Sid, that's not even realistic. You fucking shit me sometimes!
    BlueBacchus: So true Hal, a man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.
    dynasty27: What the fuck does that even mean, Anos? Any idea?
    Ana: That's so heart felt! Visca he can be your babe!

    *Han blows his whistle to signify the teams to come out onto the field, AUW TAKES THEIR POSITION
    Team AUW: Come one boys, AUW!
    Willy: Hey! Hold on, did you guys forget about me again?

    *Team FIF take the field, but only with 10 players.
    Cafe: Guys, for the 6 months suspended captain of ours Azz, we are bringing in a new player.
    *From the hazy distance a dark figure emerges from the fog, no one can make out who it is.
    Lion: Who the fuck is that?
    Black: Is that Obi?
    Anon: Looks more like Cou?

    *Silent pause......until....

    Dino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    *Dino passes out...and team AUW rush on over to his collasped body to check if he has a pulse...everyone is holding their breath...

    Black: Dino!
    Anon: DINO???????

    TO BE CONTINUED!


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    Cheers for the assistance B, we rocked this one!

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    Well someones got to keep the ppl happy, and we all know how busy dino is!

    Glad to have worked with u Hal, and look forward to doing many more!!

    NOW I EXPECT SOME "THANKS" TOO!!
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    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

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    Thanks for calling me Mexican. It was great when people thought I was on campus. FUCK YOU GUYS FOR CALLING ME A FLIP FLOPPER. j/k.

    Seriously that was funny.

    Can I ever take part in any of the shit that goes on with everyone else?

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    Where's my thanks... God dammit!!
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    Ana: That's so heart felt! Visca he can be your babe!
    At least I got mentioned, kinda...

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    lol bwahaha, that is so funny

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    LOL. This is madness.. You guys rock.

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    Thanks b4 and Eddy.


    Ed, I was going to include you saying something random...but I couldn't think of anything good. All I could think of was just adding a random line saying, "let's give leo more time"


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    wowwwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    Thanks b4 and Eddy.
    Ed, I was going to include you saying something random...but I couldn't think of anything good. All I could think of was just adding a random line saying, "let's give leo more time"
    I knew it would be difficult to copycat me like other people always do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edwongso View Post
    King goes down
    NO HAL.....?

    BWAhahahaha!

    Gold edwongky!!!
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



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    DAYUM!!! DINAUW?!?! Where the fuck are you son? Shit just got real!!! Do something about this man! These dudes are robbing you outta your thanks! Them thanks is all you got yo!!! This is all some conspiracy shit!!!

    Nice job though, I liked it
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    Had Mazzarri been on the bench today, losing a game from 1-0 to 2-1 against Stramaccioni and Deki, he'd be photoshopped, graffittied and put on every forum urinal for the especially unwatchable second half, stupid and snail subs, tactical idiocy etc.

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    The fuck?

    Gotta admit, it's nice reading these when I'm nbot doing them, but damn...why did y'all have to put me in a coma? Fucking Kharja, man...


    And y'all fucked my storyline.







    Oh, and Hal, I see what you're doing...

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    Part 8 coming sometime today! Y'all inspired me!

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    Would be interesting to see who is the that guy in the last chapter.. ok when will be the next part?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HuZ View Post
    Would be interesting to see who is the that guy in the last chapter.. ok when will be the next part?
    It's obviously Kharja.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    It's obviously Kharja.
    Ohh fuck.. shit's was easy but... FUCK!!
    Forza Inter

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    Well they may have Kharja but we have Zidane, Samuel, Blackotelli &... (still don't know who Anon & Dylan represent)
    Quote Originally Posted by Armes View Post
    Had Mazzarri been on the bench today, losing a game from 1-0 to 2-1 against Stramaccioni and Deki, he'd be photoshopped, graffittied and put on every forum urinal for the especially unwatchable second half, stupid and snail subs, tactical idiocy etc.

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