King: Yo, what happened?
Lion: You passed out, son! We all thought you fell into a comma!
King: Oh, shit. Yeah, now I remember. Fucking Kharja. It's "coma" btw.
Lion: Yeah you're right man, Thanks for letting me know [*thinking to himself*what a douche*]
King: Who won the damn game?
Anon: We never played. Kharja got run over on his way to the field, so we had to take both of you to the hospital.
King: Wait...so y'all weren't going to take me to the hospital?
Anon: Nah, but with Kharja also getting hurt...it just got out of hand. Thank him, he's the only reason you're still alive.
King: Motherfu...is he dead?
Stefan: No, but he won't play the final tomorrow.
Everybody: YO WHERE DIDDY AT?!
After some Diddy dancining...in the hospital...FIF crew went back to the hotel, for some drinks and relaxation before the final
Coaster: Who are we playing again?
Black: wtf? dont u kno'???....we're playin Milan, son! dont even call urself an Interista!
Anon: Damn, B...why so harsh?
Black: I'mma lil upset, ok...?!?!
King: FFS, I'MMA DOESN'T MEAN-
Lion: Just let him be...
Sid: I'm really looking forward to the game tomorrow. It's gonna be legend...wait for it...
Anon: How I Met Your Mother sucks! Fuck off, Sid!
Black: no!! J. Cole tho.....whole other story! it's all love D!
King: Fuck outta here. Cole da GAUWD! Y'all hating for no reason.
Black&Blue Shut up! Let's talk about real music instead...ROCK N ROLL BITCHES!
King: Oh, you mean like Prince n shit?
Black&Blue: What? No...
King: RADIO KILLA!!!!!!!!!!?
Devious: Yo, yo, yo...sup, y'all. Gonna shoot it up...yo!
after some weird ass discussions, Hal went to Ana in the kitchen, to discuss their issues
Anon: Hey, babe...
Ana: I'm not your babe! Girls, could you please leave us alone for just a min?
Visca, Natasha & Nathy: Fine...you can finish the sandwiches yourself!
Anon: Wait, you guys are forced to make food? That's so sexist.
Ana: Hey, it's Dino's fantasy!
Ana: I don't even...nevermind. We don't always have to cook. Just made some sandwiches for Dino, the poor guy.
Anon: "Some sandwiches"? That dude is a damn tower, and not a lean tower either! On some Eiffel n Biggie shit.
Anon: Anyways, we're not dating anymore, right?
Ana: I like to think we never did...
Anon: OUCH! Oh well. I'll always have Dylan!
Ana: Thought you two were only playing PS3?
Hal later went looking for Dylan, but met up with the rest of AUW instead
Anon: Hey guys! Have any of you seen Dylan?
Lion: Nah, dude's been missing! Shit ain't even right.
King: Where he at?
Universe: That's what Hal asked...and he's probably studying, something you should be doing too, junior!
King: Look, I know you're mad because they don't allow middle aged small Asian men to buy Viagra anymore, but it's ok. You had a good run. I mean, Hal's assh
Black: OH LORDY!! that is WAYYYY too much info!
Willy: Yeah, we're them pics at tho?
Anon: Yeah, we don't want Fitsy to throw a fit!
Black: how does that even make sense????
Anon: Eh...because, well...shows some bitch pics in order to get a few thanks
Fitzy: THANK YOU!
King: Sorry fellas, the FIFAUW drought is killing me! Shit making me gayer than a goddamn Xbox.
Anon: Yeah, I need to change my fucking username already. Fucking anonymous...I NEED MY ONLINE!
Vito: Coincidently, Pazzini has scored most of his goals while PS3 has been down! Maybe it's a good thing after all...
King: Motherfuck a stat, Vito. I need my fucking AUW!
Anon: Anybody wanna go look for him?
King: Sure enough, I'll go.
so, King and Hal went to look for Vito.
Dyna: Hey, guys! What doing are you up to?
King: ffs, Dyna, you're so weird.
Anon: I understand him!
Dyna: So much money azz gone wipe the azz of his ass off!
King: Wait! Thought we weren't allowed to mention that dude tho!?
Dyna: auwauw aoo, WEE TEE HEE!
King: Yeah...so we gotta go. Peace D!
Anon: Hey, I think he's in his room.
King: Yeah, probably.
Walking into the room they heard a noise
Anon: Aye remember that clip from Scary Movie 3?
King: Oh you mean the one about waking up dead? Yeah, that shit was redundant!
opening the door they found Dylan in bed with...
Anon: KATIE! Where you been?
King: Oh fuck me, I can't fucking stand this sexual drama no more. I'm off to the club. Do what y'all wanna do.
Anon: Bye forever alone!
King met up with FIF crew later
Pajo: Hey Dino! How is it going?
King: It's all good Paj. You got some of that homemade wine?
Pajo: Yeah, just don't whine if you don't like it!
King: What? That's a corny ass pun, man...I can't even, like. What is this? I don't even....I gotta meet some other people.
King never found anyone, and went off to bed instead...but just as he was about to hit the hay he found...
King: Michael! What the hell are you doing in my bed? Naked?!
Michael: I thought the two thank kings should create our own hierarchy, you know?
King: No...? Wait, what!? NOOOOOOOOOOOo
Lion: Dino!! Are you ok, son?
King: What happened? Where...where am I?
Lion: You passed out after you saw Kharja. It's all good tho, you've only been out for like 2 minutes.
King: Oh so it was all a dre...WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Lion: DINO!? Wake up, son!
King: Oh fuck's sake, not another damn dream. Pinch me.
Lion: The fuck? Fuck outta here with the gay talk!
King: Sorry...just had an inception moment.
Lion: Maybe I could incept you.
King: The fuck that even mea....FUCK'S SAKE! WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Lion: I'm kidding. Let's just watch the game, AUW crew is losing. I even got a red.
King: What? They're losing? How...?
Lion: Blame Hal.
King: What did he do?
To be continued.