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    Forza Inter Forums Turkey Adventures! (Part 8)

    King: Yo, what happened?
    Lion: You passed out, son! We all thought you fell into a comma!
    King: Oh, shit. Yeah, now I remember. Fucking Kharja. It's "coma" btw.
    Lion: Yeah you're right man, Thanks for letting me know [*thinking to himself*what a douche*]
    King: Who won the damn game?
    Anon: We never played. Kharja got run over on his way to the field, so we had to take both of you to the hospital.
    King: Wait...so y'all weren't going to take me to the hospital?
    Anon: Nah, but with Kharja also getting hurt...it just got out of hand. Thank him, he's the only reason you're still alive.
    King: Motherfu...is he dead?
    Stefan: No, but he won't play the final tomorrow.
    Everybody: YO WHERE DIDDY AT?!




    After some Diddy dancining...in the hospital...FIF crew went back to the hotel, for some drinks and relaxation before the final


    Coaster: Who are we playing again?
    Black: wtf? dont u kno'???....we're playin Milan, son! dont even call urself an Interista!
    Anon: Damn, B...why so harsh?
    Black: I'mma lil upset, ok...?!?!
    King: FFS, I'MMA DOESN'T MEAN-
    Lion: Just let him be...
    King: *sigh*
    Sid: I'm really looking forward to the game tomorrow. It's gonna be legend...wait for it...
    Anon: How I Met Your Mother sucks! Fuck off, Sid!
    Black: no!! J. Cole tho.....whole other story! it's all love D!
    King: Fuck outta here. Cole da GAUWD! Y'all hating for no reason.
    Black&Blue Shut up! Let's talk about real music instead...ROCK N ROLL BITCHES!
    King: Oh, you mean like Prince n shit?
    Black&Blue: What? No...
    King: RADIO KILLA!!!!!!!!!!?
    Devious: Yo, yo, yo...sup, y'all. Gonna shoot it up...yo!


    after some weird ass discussions, Hal went to Ana in the kitchen, to discuss their issues

    Anon: Hey, babe...
    Ana: I'm not your babe! Girls, could you please leave us alone for just a min?
    Visca, Natasha & Nathy: Fine...you can finish the sandwiches yourself!
    Anon: Wait, you guys are forced to make food? That's so sexist.
    Ana: Hey, it's Dino's fantasy!
    Anon: What?
    Ana: I don't even...nevermind. We don't always have to cook. Just made some sandwiches for Dino, the poor guy.
    Anon: "Some sandwiches"? That dude is a damn tower, and not a lean tower either! On some Eiffel n Biggie shit.
    Ana:
    Anon: Anyways, we're not dating anymore, right?
    Ana: I like to think we never did...
    Anon: OUCH! Oh well. I'll always have Dylan!
    Ana: Thought you two were only playing PS3?
    Anon:

    Hal later went looking for Dylan, but met up with the rest of AUW instead

    Anon: Hey guys! Have any of you seen Dylan?
    Lion: Nah, dude's been missing! Shit ain't even right.
    King: Where he at?
    Universe: That's what Hal asked...and he's probably studying, something you should be doing too, junior!
    King: Look, I know you're mad because they don't allow middle aged small Asian men to buy Viagra anymore, but it's ok. You had a good run. I mean, Hal's assh
    Black: OH LORDY!! that is WAYYYY too much info!
    Willy: Yeah, we're them pics at tho?
    Anon: Yeah, we don't want Fitsy to throw a fit!
    Black: how does that even make sense????
    Anon: Eh...because, well...shows some bitch pics in order to get a few thanks
    Sokrates: AUW!
    Fitzy: THANK YOU!
    King: Sorry fellas, the FIFAUW drought is killing me! Shit making me gayer than a goddamn Xbox.
    Anon: Yeah, I need to change my fucking username already. Fucking anonymous...I NEED MY ONLINE!
    Vito: Coincidently, Pazzini has scored most of his goals while PS3 has been down! Maybe it's a good thing after all...
    King: Motherfuck a stat, Vito. I need my fucking AUW!
    Anon: Anybody wanna go look for him?
    King: Sure enough, I'll go.

    so, King and Hal went to look for Vito.

    Dyna: Hey, guys! What doing are you up to?
    King: ffs, Dyna, you're so weird.
    Anon: I understand him!
    Dyna: So much money azz gone wipe the azz of his ass off!
    King: Wait! Thought we weren't allowed to mention that dude tho!?
    Dyna: auwauw aoo, WEE TEE HEE!
    King: Yeah...so we gotta go. Peace D!

    Anon: Hey, I think he's in his room.
    King: Yeah, probably.

    Walking into the room they heard a noise

    Anon: Aye remember that clip from Scary Movie 3?
    King: Oh you mean the one about waking up dead? Yeah, that shit was redundant!

    opening the door they found Dylan in bed with...

    Anon: KATIE! Where you been?
    King: Oh fuck me, I can't fucking stand this sexual drama no more. I'm off to the club. Do what y'all wanna do.
    Anon: Bye forever alone!

    King met up with FIF crew later

    Pajo: Hey Dino! How is it going?
    King: It's all good Paj. You got some of that homemade wine?
    Pajo: Yeah, just don't whine if you don't like it!
    King: What? That's a corny ass pun, man...I can't even, like. What is this? I don't even....I gotta meet some other people.

    King never found anyone, and went off to bed instead...but just as he was about to hit the hay he found...

    King: Michael! What the hell are you doing in my bed? Naked?!
    Michael: I thought the two thank kings should create our own hierarchy, you know?
    King: No...? Wait, what!? NOOOOOOOOOOOo






    Lion: Dino!! Are you ok, son?
    King: What happened? Where...where am I?
    Lion: You passed out after you saw Kharja. It's all good tho, you've only been out for like 2 minutes.
    King: Oh so it was all a dre...WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH




    Lion: DINO!? Wake up, son!
    King: Oh fuck's sake, not another damn dream. Pinch me.
    Lion: The fuck? Fuck outta here with the gay talk!
    King: Sorry...just had an inception moment.
    Lion: Maybe I could incept you.
    King: The fuck that even mea....FUCK'S SAKE! WHAT IS GOING ON!?
    Lion: I'm kidding. Let's just watch the game, AUW crew is losing. I even got a red.
    King: What? They're losing? How...?
    Lion: Blame Hal.
    King: What did he do?



    To be continued.
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    one word;

    Epic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ana View Post
    one word;

    Epic.
    Thanks.


    Figured I had to bring my A game after Hal & B's version.

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    I much prefer your versions, if it matters at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by ana View Post
    I much prefer your versions, if it matters at all
    It does.

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    Not mentioned again but who give a fuck? I just laughed so hard till some tears came out.. Hail the King!!! this story should be endless!!
    Forza Inter

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    I liked the final act. The two Ds, all lauwve!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Armes View Post
    Had Mazzarri been on the bench today, losing a game from 1-0 to 2-1 against Stramaccioni and Deki, he'd be photoshopped, graffittied and put on every forum urinal for the especially unwatchable second half, stupid and snail subs, tactical idiocy etc.

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    Lovely!!! You really had to call me a n00b? FUCK YOU!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionheart View Post
    I liked the final act. The two Ds, all lauwve!!!
    Damn..."lauwve", that shit sounds mad fancy. Like a cologne...a motherfucking cologne, OH SHIT!



    FINNA MAKE A BRAND OFF THIS BITCH, WADDUP! AUW MOTHERFUCKER! AUUUUUUUW!!!





    On some Sammy L shit!

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    I got a brief role/mention in there. Nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    I got a brief role in there. Nice.
    It was everything but small.

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    Hmmmm....
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmore View Post
    Hmmmm....
    Yep... thinkin the same. Maybe you and I need to take over this full time...pretty sure we did a better job.

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    It's kinda rushed isn't it....

    I donnho maybe my standards are high for the king but I was expecting more! The whoaring has got to him. Bad stories, using your recycled gifs....who knows what he'll do next?
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
    Ci ricordate, del sei a zero, Ma gia' scordate Serie B e Totonero,
    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



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    Quote Originally Posted by King Avdić View Post
    It was everything but small.

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    No part 9, Dino? cannot wait to be mentioned!
    Forza Inter

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    Shhh…t’was the night before the coming...

















    Sugar plum candy coated lines for the dummies!

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    Hmm...I'm feeling creative.

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    I hope so..cause yo last shit stank!

    Black and I saved this...

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