Lion: I'm kidding. Let's just watch the game, AUW crew is losing. I even got a red.
King: What? They're losing? How...?
Lion: Blame Hal.
King: What did he do?
Lion: He kept passing it to Black, and Black only. At one point, Black was diving on the left side, we had the advantage so we were playin' on. Black stayed on, and Hal was comin' on from da right...instead of crossing it in towards the sons in the box, dude crossed it towards Black who was chillin' on the LB spot. Shit got us all mad. Dude was dribbling the ball the fuck outta bounds too.
King: Damn...how did you get red carded?
Lion: Hal's fault too. He fouled my ass in the middle of the field, then shot the ball at my head. I got up and kicked the son in his god damn fibula, son.
King: Shit...what happened to Kharja?
Lion: That wasn't Kharja, that was just some bald dude with a big ol' head.
King: But...Kharja is just some bald dude with a big ol' head tbh...and you even called him Kharja.
Lion: We call him Kharja.
Lion: Because he's just some random bald dude with a big ol' head! God damn, son!
FIFAUW vs FIF ended with a surprise FIF victory.
Dyl: What the FAUWck was that, guys?
Anon: LOOBAP! Thank you.
La Brujita: DINAUW! We missed you upfront.
WillyJ: Yeah, what happened, broski?
King: Fucking Kharja look-a-likes, man...
Black: he's just doing his job D....
Anon: Yeah, don't hate a man for doing his job.
King: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...fuck it. Let's go chill, eat some sandwiches and shit...the final is tonight!
AUW crew went to shower (separately) and are now just chilling...
meanwhile in the kitchen
Nerazzurri Assassin: Can we do the sandwiches my way?
Vito: Ok...how do you make them?
Nerazzurri Assassin: First you take 2 slices of bread, put some butter on it, slice up some ham etc. Grill them, then put in the cheese.
Vito: "Grill them, THEN put in the cheese"?? LOL, what?
Nerazzurri Assassin: Yeah, it gives the cheese more flavor. You put in the cheese after you've grilled them, and then the bread will melt the cheese by itself. And then you put some rhino sperm on it. They did this in Italy, back when they had colonies from Nigeria, and since Obinna & Martins are so good, I felt the need to honor them by making these sandwiches. After you put in the cheese, you just let the bread "rest" for a minute or two. This will give the bread a more natural feeling, since Nigeria was once colonized by Italy. The ham may be honey baked or whatever, as long as it's used correctly. It has to be in the middle of the break, since the middle is always the best. I told that to my girlfriend, who agreed. I tried to convince her to have a three-way with me (obviously), and a cute girl from my gym. She refused, and thus I ended up all alone. With now searching for a house, I ended up falling in the love with this Nigerian girl, whom I just happened to meet in a bar. She showed me how to make sandwiches, and, later that night, I proposed to her.
And that, my friends, is the story on how I got dumped on Valentines Day.
Vito: Fine...you make them by yourself.
Blackmore: oh lordy!
after some confusion, AUW crew finally got their sandwiches.
King: Ah finally.
Dylan: What in GAUWDS name is this...?
Anon: It looks...it looks like...like intestines pouring out of a cow...
King: Shit sons, food is food. Dara, tell us that cooked pussy & microwaved pussy story again, pl0x.
Lion: Sorry, son...but this barely even qualifies as pussy. If this shit was a pussy, this would be...like a, after sex-change kind of pussy. Fuck that shit
King: Fuck it, I'm eating...EWWWWWWW. FUCK! What in the holy name of FUCK is this shit? Good GAUWD!
Anon: It tastes like...rhino sperm.
Black: da fuck...? how the hell do u know how rhino sperm tastes like??
Anon: I know my sperms, ok...
after some...disturbing conversations, AUW crew met up with the rest of FIF, and are now about to go the stadium to watch the final...
Black: guys, you see that bootlegger? let's have some fun...
Bootlegger: Hey! You guys want some VHS'? The quality is nothing compared to DVD's...but you can record and shit.
Blackmore: I think my good friend Hal would be interested...hold up, lemme call him! RICKY!
thank you for the kind offer, that raincoat you're wearing really caught my attention.
I would buy it from you, but I'm busy at the moment. I will give you the address, and then we will meet up there, ok?
Blackmore: hmmmmm...I think I want it now. Sir, I will double his offer!
Anon: Fight me for it!
Suneet: BLACKMORE AND HAL, SITTING ON A TREE. TEE HEE HEE
King: Fuck you, Suneet!
Anon: Meh, just meet me up at the address, ok? Is 03:00 AM a good time for you?
Bootlegger: Well...ok, sure.
Blackmore: LBAP! What address did you give him?
Anon: I just told him to meet us by the Stunbel - Kebab Shop .
while closing in on the stadium, FIF just got the lineup news...
King: What? NO! IT CAN'T BE!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
To Be Continued!