YAOW! 10 k! FUCK! In LESS THAN A MOTHERFUCKING YEAR! We fucking did it man, we fucking…I just…I don't even.
"we"? yes, "WE", motherfucker, WE! Couldn't have done this without y'all. All the late night trolling, all the random ass, fucked up…I don't even fucking know, fam. We fucking did it! I dedicate this to y'all. From the bottom of my souless heart, I just wanna say…I fucking love y'all. No homo…wait, know what? YES homo, fuckface. I want to fuck you all and have your babies. There, I said it.
I wanna thank you all for, being there. For…just, being who you are. 10k posts. Woah. If somebody told me 2 years ago that I would have 10k posts on a forum, and that I would spend more time with people who I haven't than with people that I grew up with...I'da smacked him.
Nevertheless, thank you all for brighting up my day, I guess. Living this boring ass life in this boring ass country I probably would have died out boredom had it not been for this place.
BUT, with that being said, I will be posting less frequently..
Don't celebrate just yet, motherfucker, let me finish. Shit. I need to live my "real" life. Need to meet people, hang out. That doesn't mean I will stop posting, though. I just won't make over 50 posts a day and shit. Yeah, there will be days where you probably would see my username on every new post thingy, but fuck it. There will be days where I won't post at all. Shit, just thought you should know.
I'mma make some shoutouts. Just showing love to people who, I don't know, mean something to me. If I forgot you, then that means I forgot you, not that I don't like you. Don't start crying if your ass ain't on here.
AUW CREW! MY BOYS! My sons! My cousins, my fathers...what the fuck is up? Stay strong.
Darius Peabody Michel: You sexy ass Persian, what is this bs about you quitting? Don't do me like that, fam! Don't you even...
nevertheless, a lot of love to you, my son/father. I don't even...shit, you just came out of nowhere and started trolling shit up. Liked you immediately. FIFAUW came, and we started to together. This will sound gay as fuck, but I don't even care: If there's any man I'd take a handjob from, it'd be from you.
Taee or whatever(it was Jae ), aka young Universe: You randy bastard! Remember you being the luziest member when I got here. Made me and shit. I don't even...like. Hey.
Some dudes remember our "feud" or our "beef". Just did that to bring some lulz, you're one lulzy fuck and I figured you would make people that way. I like being "hit" and shit, you should know. Send a corpse to me btw, feeling like experimenting and shit. I'll send some women's shoes I stole in the gym.
Dylan Curry: I realize you're not Indian, but this shit lulzy. Mr. Baby thighs. Mr. Fuck on the 1st date. Mr. Any. Mr. I don't want a blowjob, beg all you want.
Really tho, you're the only FIFAUW member that's younger than me, meaning we have similar interests and shit. much love
Halal() "the SALTINE" Williams: "Williams"? I don't even know. Much love, fam. Been competing for too long now, I don't even know why. You and B just...y'all I don't even. Let's bring some lulz together. Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever?
Cornelius Clive Chong, aka Black: Young(lol) Blacko. Blackotelli. UNCLE BLACK! Me & you started this shit. Been through ups, been through downs...let's go all the way up tbh.
I'mma be honest, I barely even knew Singapore existed before I "met" you.
Suneet: Randomly popped into my head, similar to how your dick pops into Han's ass.
too much? Nah, but yeah doe. I don't even know what to say, man...just...START DRINKING AGAIN!
really tho, xoxo
Han: Fitting that I'd put you under Suneet, huh? Knew you would feel comfortable here. haha, dude, don't think we've ever talked on FIF or whatever, remember that Vito stream tho?
Good times. MOVE AWAY DOE!!
Michael: thanks for all the translations. You're too chill, man. Much love
VITONE PAZZINI: Oh shit, looks like I'll be making polls before you, huh?
YO, GET BACK TO FIFAUW, DUDE! Need your headers! Good luck with the marriage and everything, now go mak e some beautiful kids. Sorry I couldn't sing at your wedding, was busy.
HUZZAH: HUZ! SELAMAT, BABEY! AUW! Get some young pussy and take the FIFA out of your friend and get auwnn
JERRY: Didn't even know who the fuck you were before you joined FIFAUW, but I like you.
Still remember your debut. back when Black removed Ahmed from the team. Good times.
HEY! No matter what B has said, I like you. You're . One of the first to join, remember when we played alone for the first time...we lost 7-6. Good game.
Vasilios: didn't know who you were before Hal mentioned you in a post, after that I started to notice your posts...and, my god, it's like we always agreed with eachother. You're cool.
William J. Hoffa: "YOUNG ARIAN MOTHERFUCKER, THINK CROUCH AS DM" . You're always happy...except for these last few weeks? Something wrong? Talk to me, Hoffa.
Da Cal (DC): I don't even...fuck is wrong with your internet? shame tbh, missed your runs.
Pajo: You sexy fuck, we need more pics! Or are you too drunk to handle the camera?
BALKAN CREW, GET UP!
Jmaster: COLE WORLD! I like you, fam...you're cool. lulzy too, like that laid back humor tbh. Go get some Albanian pussy now.
Bradley Unión: Unión because you're basically a hornier version of Uni.
haha, really tho, you're a good dude, funny as fuck tbh.
D Nasty: DEENAAA! Mr. Randomness himself. Sometimes I get EXACTLY what you mean, other times I feel like Jackie Chan.
Ana: Get well, girl. We miss you tbh.
I gave up on the shoutbox tbh, no way I could ever outchat a female.
fuck, too many to count. If you REALLY want in, tell me. too lazy to continue, start the fucking party already!