But wait! There's MOAR!
Tomorrow, marks the 3 month anniversary that Inter have won a league game that Fredy "what the fuck are teammates?" Guarin has played 90 minutes in.
Fredy "shoot so hard I can hit row Z" Guarin has taken more shots than Pazzini, Klose, Gilardino, and ICARDI... That shit cray..
Inter have not lost a single game that Fredy "all I do I shoot shoot shoot no matter what" Guarin has missed this season. 3 W, 2 D
Inter have lost more league games than it has won this season when Fredy "I just wanna score another goal like I did at Porto" Guarin has shot the ball more than twice.
And the fact that should have a lot of you questioning why the fuck Guarin is given this role in the first place...
Fredy "I've run out of shit to associate him with" Guarin has managed to beat the likes of Fernando "I forgot what scoring is" Torres, Stuart "20 million pound no stat machine" Downing, as the player with the second worst shot to goal ratio in all of Europe's top 5 leagues... trailing only Adel Taarabt. The two however, are neck and neck and with games like yesterday Fredy "all by myself" Gaurin seems to be going all out for Europe's most coveted individual award..
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I like Guarin, well not this Guarin but the Gaurin of late 2012, but from a statistical standpoint this guy is a disaster. In basketball, he is the equivalent of a guy averaging 10 points but taking 40 shots a game, in the NFL, he's a quarterback having 1 completion ever 15 attempts or 1 touchdown for every 12 interceptions.