Fredy Guarín

Should we use the option to buy Guarin?

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Guarin has always been a brain dead player... Based on his abilities, he should play on the wing and let someone smarter play in the middle.
 

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He's become quite good at using his massive wind-up for a shot to row Z then sliding in a through ball instead.
 

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He's become quite good at using his massive wind-up for a shot to row Z then sliding in a through ball instead.

I'm certain I invented that move. Or at the very least, mastered it.

Guarin's too talented not to make himself useful time to time but his decision making is often fucked. He also always seems to add unnecessary urgency to our game. He has to score like 15 screamers in a season to justify how often he shoots.
 

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maybe guarin is actually a genius.... his fake shot pass wouldnt work unless he spent 2 and a half years shooting from everywhere
 

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If you look closely it even caught Icardi off guard.
 

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dont mind keeping him, but would much rather swao him for dembele or even paulinho...both arent getting much playing time..
 

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If he had Cambiassos IQ he'd be an absolute machine in DM

Shame he has the complete opposite though :lol:

Which young DM right now do you guys think have both qualities?
 

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The guy wanted to go to Rube and hes our captain. Fuck this shit.
 

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Says a man with an ankle injury...
 

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On March 10th 2013, I offically began the "Fuck You Guarin" campaign with these posts that received untold abuse and criticism for..

Did you know


Fredy "ballhog" Guarin has taken almost as many shots as Palacio and Cassano combined. 78 - 73.

Fredy "no pass" Guarin has the lowest pass completion rating of any Inter midfielder that has stepped n the pitch this season and ranks higher than only Cassano, Livaja, Castellazzi and Handonovic.

Of the 72 times that Fredy "i think I'm Messi" Guarin has dribbled the ball he as been dispossessed 47 times.
But wait! There's MOAR!

Tomorrow, marks the 3 month anniversary that Inter have won a league game that Fredy "what the fuck are teammates?" Guarin has played 90 minutes in.

Fredy "shoot so hard I can hit row Z" Guarin has taken more shots than Pazzini, Klose, Gilardino, and ICARDI... That shit cray..

Inter have not lost a single game that Fredy "all I do I shoot shoot shoot no matter what" Guarin has missed this season. 3 W, 2 D

Inter have lost more league games than it has won this season when Fredy "I just wanna score another goal like I did at Porto" Guarin has shot the ball more than twice.



And the fact that should have a lot of you questioning why the fuck Guarin is given this role in the first place...

Fredy "I've run out of shit to associate him with" Guarin has managed to beat the likes of Fernando "I forgot what scoring is" Torres, Stuart "20 million pound no stat machine" Downing, as the player with the second worst shot to goal ratio in all of Europe's top 5 leagues... trailing only Adel Taarabt. The two however, are neck and neck and with games like yesterday Fredy "all by myself" Gaurin seems to be going all out for Europe's most coveted individual award..




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I like Guarin, well not this Guarin but the Gaurin of late 2012, but from a statistical standpoint this guy is a disaster. In basketball, he is the equivalent of a guy averaging 10 points but taking 40 shots a game, in the NFL, he's a quarterback having 1 completion ever 15 attempts or 1 touchdown for every 12 interceptions.

Now almost two years later we've seen Guarin develop and blossom into probably the dumbest and most inefficient player that has ever warn our shirt. Yet he still continues to receive playing time and has become an immovable starter for us. This has to change. So today, I ask you my fellow Interista to join me and give up on something dear to you in hopes that the Universe can save us from Guarin. I'm giving up chocolate until the day Guarin officially leaves this club. I hope the football gods accept my sacrifice.
 

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So many bad decisions from him today, and some of them even kindergarten footballers know better:

1) You never ever dribble in front of your own goal, what the hell he was thinking? Nothing.

2) You never , ever pass the ball back to the middle, when you have 1 teammate and 3 opposing players there, risking a counter attack.

3) You don't try to curl in a ball from 25m with your weak foot, when you have 2-3 teammates in good attacking positions. This is what we call the Icardi syndrome.

This is our captain boys and girls.
 

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is he legally retarded? I heard Italy gives great benefits .
 

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He is total shit, he can score from our half or assist one like Zidane, still he is shit player with no brain
 

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Will surely be benched once Suarez comes in.
 

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Why the fuck did we reject 8 million from Sevilla? He's a fucking retard.
 
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