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    Inter - Sampdoria (22 May 22)

    More like they will concede as early as possible to make us nervous.
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    Italian Serie A 2021/2022

    I noticed that. Imagine he starts with Scamacca, Berardi and Raspadori on the bench :lol:
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    Italian Serie A 2021/2022

    While we're having a good old fashioned bitch about de Vrij - I want it on the record that I blame him, not Dimarco, for Arnautovic's equaliser in the Bologna fiasco. The fuck does he think he's doing, telling some 160cm junior player to mark Bologna's far taller and most dangerous player...
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    Roberto Gagliardini

    No. Throughout his 5(!) years here, no team has shown any serious interest in him. The only reports I remember were that fucking Limone of all people :lol: wanted him at Lazio. With his contract expiring at the end of next season we'd fetch probably max 7m or so.
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    Italian Serie A 2021/2022

    You can thank de Vrij for that. My opinion of him as a player, while never as high as most here, has absolutely plummeted this season. I want him fucking gone. The stupid cunt threw BOTH derbies. In the first, he scored some inexplicable own goal. In the second he was so weak and passive all...
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    Federico Dimarco

    I thought he had an illness or smth
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    Lautaro Martinez

    Very good game from him. 2 great finishes aside, he looked deadly and most importantly, focused, deliberate and purposeful. One of my biggest issues with Lautaro is that he's often too instinctive, especially when shooting. His nickname Toro is fitting because like a bull, he sees red and just...
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    General Primavera Discussion

    :palm: How much did we spend on these shitters like Colidio, Knutsen, Odegaard, Darian Males etc. I know I'm forgetting plenty more.
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    Really nice play from Correa there nearly assisted Dumfries.
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    Thank fuck for that. Another nice finish Lautaro. Nice ball from Brozovic to pick out Gagliardini. Aaaand he subs out Lautaro again :palm:
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    Fucking de Vrij again I swear to God.
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    We’ve completely lost our shape, our momentum and any semblance of control over the match. Meanwhile Dzeko continues to difference himself with every single touch of the ball.
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    Classic Inter. Barella was having a poor game but putting on Gagliardini is a joke, as is the fact that Dzeko is still on the pitch. I suddenly have a very filthy feeling about this match.
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    Nandez coming on to abuse us like he abused his wife. Better score more because a Keita goal is inevitable.
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    Can’t relax for even a second with this fucking club :palm:
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    This is upsettingly accurate. This too. The reality is that Dzeko will be here next season as he’s got another year on his contract (earning fucking €5m). And obviously no one will take him off our hands. Disgusting thought. I want him gone.
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    Watch us make it difficult for ourselves in the second half.
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    Captain material
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    Jesus.. very nearly a super goal. Every chance Lautaro misses adds +10% chance of a Cagliari comeback.
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    Cagliari - Inter (15 May 22) [1-3]

    I get extremely nervous whenever we’re 1-0 up and Lautaro repeatedly fails to convert chances to make it 2.
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