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think i'll just start touching myself now.

lol

Is it just me or does the team look like it's been getting a toe up the arse in training every day this week?

Get that convoy rekt! Glory to Ukraine.

Shite. Goodnight.

We need a leader of men to smash one in.

Nothing annoys me more in football than guys who train with each other every day then play like total strangers.

We're looking about as disjointed as a game of Jenga played by piss heads after a night out.

Be of resolute spirit my man, that sleazy looking little narcissistic sex pest will get his just deserts. The Ukrainians will see to it, if not his own people. Now, feel free to give these over paid show ponies a piece of your mind.

Dilly Ding Dilly Dong, come on, score already. I don't have the cortisol for this.

Game over.

The goal scored by the guy with the teeth brighter than my prospects.

Praying for an Alison fuck up.

Much better, but we badly need a fox in the box.

Overall I think we're doing better than I expected but we've a long second half ahead of us. Dzeko has the touch of an elephants foreskin so I'm really not looking to him to see us over the line.

I appreciate Liverpool are up and at as per usual but there is no excuse for our lads lacking pace mentally. They need to dial it in and get the ball shifted.

Embarrassing stuff from our #10. Absolute wetwipe.

Fuck I just threw my cat across the living room at that.

First real chance fell to us, thats about as promising as it gets under this kinda start. The Trademark Gegenpress in full effect here.

Not gonna lie, that CL anthem has just made me touch cloth.