Crazy shit you do watching football

[croazia]

What do you do watching Inter or some other club?
Me shout a lot and drink coffee even late in the evening, go outside celebrating when Croatia was second.

You?

 

[Sawyer]

Sit in my chair and shout really, I assume like everyone else? Far from "crazy" though, hope there are some interesting stories.

When we won the treble I sprinted the streets cheering in full kit wanker fashion and scarves hahaha.

 

[wera]

If we're in a fully packed bar I like to invite girls to sit with us and talk football with them while watching the game.

10 years ago there were Chelsea and Barca female fans everywhere. Good times.



Nothing really crazy otherwise.

 

[William]

Sit in my chair and shout really, I assume like everyone else? Far from "crazy" though, hope there are some interesting stories.

I used to do that!

Now i do something more hardcore!

I just sit in silence, feeling empty and dead inside. I don’t even celebrate when we score, just have a sigh of relief and a smile.

Tbh it’s mostly down to VAR (never knowing when to celebrate) and the lack of fans in the stadium to give the games atmosphere. Before, I would be screaming while everyone else on the tv was (and life made sense) but now I’m just a bit lost with what to do with myself.

 

[Tsuna]

i masturbate. when I see this young stud named inter raping this old lady

 

[Batman]

Craziest thing I’ve done was shouting “goaaaaal!” to Barella’s goal against Juve while streaming at work. And I work in a fucking hospital. At around 12 AM. My colleague heard my voice from another department and he thought something happened to his patient!!

 

[croazia]

When Conte bites his nails I do the same.

 

[Ed.]

They pull their Ds out in the Whatsapp group apparently.

 

[Pajo]

Ive set up a huge inter flag on mu balcony after 1-3 win against Jube.

Ive been called a police by my neighboors, thinking there has been domestic violence. When i was only watching football, yelling and swearing.

Ive been late to a wedding (twice) since i watched inter at the time.

Ive thrown chair from my balcony.

I have gotten wasted quite a few times because of either wins or defeats of inter.

And the best, on my wedsing I had my inter jersey below my tux, showing it when we had our wedding photos taken at first my miss was mad but then settled and said ita fun. That pic even went to fcinternews somehow.

Edit: there it is: https://m.fcinternews.it/curiosita-gossip/una-maglia-dell-inter-sotto-l-abito-del-matrimonio-280075

 

[Sawyer]

They pull their Ds out in the Whatsapp group apparently.

D's out all around! Didn't know if the forums were ready for that! hahaha

I used to do that!

Now i do something more hardcore!

I just sit in silence, feeling empty and dead inside.

LOOOOOOOL!!!!!

 

[Ed.]

I don't usually do anything crazy but eating Greggs during inter games ensure a win. I would suggest everyone to do it.

 

[Sawyer]

Still can't really believe there isn't an official Greggs thread, updated everything game day with the Greggs that was bought!!!

 

[Ed.]

We really should do that. lol. All hail Greggs!

 

[CafeCordoba]

Ive set up a huge inter flag on mu balcony after 1-3 win against Jube.

Ive been called a police by my neighboors, thinking there has been domestic violence. When i was only watching football, yelling and swearing.

Ive been late to a wedding (twice) since i watched inter at the time.

Ive thrown chair from my balcony.

I have gotten wasted quite a few times because of either wins or defeats of inter.

And the best, on my wedsing I had my inter jersey below my tux, showing it when we had our wedding photos taken at first my miss was mad but then settled and said ita fun. That pic even went to fcinternews somehow.

Edit: there it is: https://m.fcinternews.it/curiosita-gossip/una-maglia-dell-inter-sotto-l-abito-del-matrimonio-280075

Haha you are a fucking legend.

 

[Pajo]

Haha you are a fucking legend.

Thanks lol i got pics with the flag:

1. The same night when we wont:

2. And the following day before work, took it from the ground:

 

[Pajo]

Also when my neighbors called me police Back then i just moved to new neighborhood with my mother and brother. They went somewhere, and I was left alone to watch the game. Got my beer and chips. My neighbors didn't know me, i was living there for few months only. Game started, I was yelling "normally" till second half, when Lichsteiner scored for 0-1, and Icardi leveled few minutes later. The highlight was when Perisic scored to make it 2-1, i yelled like crazy just before the game ended someone knocked on the door, I open it and see 2 cops and one of my elderly neighbors He called them as he thought there was some domestic violence or something. They went in to find me alone with the game finishing, just laughed and left me alone.

 

[Forzanerazzurri]

Ive set up a huge inter flag on mu balcony after 1-3 win against Jube.

Ive been called a police by my neighboors, thinking there has been domestic violence. When i was only watching football, yelling and swearing.

Ive been late to a wedding (twice) since i watched inter at the time.

Ive thrown chair from my balcony.

I have gotten wasted quite a few times because of either wins or defeats of inter.

And the best, on my wedsing I had my inter jersey below my tux, showing it when we had our wedding photos taken at first my miss was mad but then settled and said ita fun. That pic even went to fcinternews somehow.

Edit: there it is: https://m.fcinternews.it/curiosita-gossip/una-maglia-dell-inter-sotto-l-abito-del-matrimonio-280075

Wow this guy is so cool.

 

[Sawyer]

I just can't believe you wore a shirt under your tux ... dammmmnnnnnnnn. Nothing else said will top that for me, insane! What a guy!

 

[Pajo]

I just can't believe you wore a shirt under your tux ... dammmmnnnnnnnn. Nothing else said will top that for me, insane! What a guy!

I had my wedding at 16th of June. You know how hot it was for me? It was 30+ degrees, hot enough without the jersey

 

[Candreva Crosses]

Pajo Close the thread, no one will come close