F.C. Internazionale Milano - Season 12/13 Oscars

[Bluenine]

01) Goalkeeper of the season Handanovic
02) Defender of the season Zanetti
03) Midfielder of the season Kovacic
04) Striker of the season Palacio
05) Player of the season Handanovic
06) Worst player of the season Silvestre
07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season) Ranocchia
08) Surprise player of the season Juan
09) Best incoming transfer Handanovic
10) Worst incoming transfer Pereira - so much money wasted
11) Best outgoing transfer Maicon - thanks for 5m, Mancio City!
12) Best moment of the season Beating Juve
13) Worst moment of the season Zanetti's injury
14) Best goal of the season Palacio vs Bologna
15) Most dominant (Best performance) match of the season vs. Home vs Spurs
16) Best performance by a player in a single match Milito vs Juve
17) Who/What provided the most humour? Guarin's attempts to kill some spectators
18) Biggest Fuck up moment?Moratti's ever-changing direction
19) Worst Outgoing Transfer Sneijder - it could have been managed better

 

[Native]

01) Goalkeeper of the season
1. Handanovic
2. Castellazzi
3. Palacio

02) Defender of the season
1. Juan Jesus
2. Ranocchia
3. Zanetti

03) Midfielder of the season
1. Sneijder (this is the last time I will ever be able to vote for him and I'll gladly grab the chance :troll
2. Kovacic
3. Alvarez

04) Striker of the season
1. Palacio
2. Milito
3. Cassano

05) Player of the season
1. Handanovic
2. Juan Jesus
3. Palacio

06) Worst player of the season
1. Silvestre
2. Jonathan
3. Schelotto

07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season)
1. Juan Jesus
2. Ranocchia
3. Alvarez

08) Surprise player of the season
1. Juan Jesus
2. Palacio
3. Benassi

09) Best incoming transfer
1. Handanovic
2. Kovacic
3. Cassano

10) Worst incoming transfer
1. Silvestre
2. Jonathan
3. Rocchi

11) Best outgoing transfer
1. Muntari
2. Lucio
3. Forlan

God, I shed a tear of joy when I saw those fuckers go.

12) Best moment of the season
1. Defeating Juventus on their new home turf, ending their streak just before 50 (Milito's 2-1 in particular that match, no other time this season did I scream so hard).
2. Palacio goalkeeping
3. Strama walking past the stands with his finger in the air pointing towards the fans with a Terminator face after killing Milan again with 0-1 in October (when things were still so well :alone.

13) Worst moment of the season
1. Milito out for so long, so early
2. First game vs. Tottenham, it was emotionally challenging to see Inter like that
3. Loss to Atalanta after Juve win, when all joy was smashed and we knew we were gonna go back to relegation form again

14) Best goal of the season
1. Guarin against Bologna
2. Milito 2-1 against Juventus
3. Jonathan against Roma

15) Most dominant match of the season
1. Second leg against Tottenham
2. Juventus away
3. Away game against Pescara

16) Best performance by a player in a single match
1. Handanovic in the second Milan game
2. Milito vs. Juventus
3. Cassano vs. Tottenham second leg

17) Who/What provided the most humour?
1. Guarin saying and "emoting" "grow a sack" to someone, forgot who... absolutely brilliant
2. Cassano, just seeing him fuck around makes one smile
3. Schelotto - seeing him play makes one laugh their ass off... you all know why

18) Biggest Fuck up moment?
1. Silvestre's whole performance during the first game vs. Atalanta
2. Our Winter mercato
3. Letting Tottenham score one in extra time in EL

19) Worst Outgoing Transfer
1. Sneijder, mainly because of how it was done...
2. Julio Cesar, also mainly because of how it was handled...
3. Coutinho - no words.

 

[JJM]

01) Goalkeeper of the season 1.Handa 2.Castellazzi 3.Belec Palacio
02) Defender of the season 1.JJ 2.JZ 3.Frog
03) Midfielder of the season 1.Kova 2.Guarin 3. Alvarez
04) Striker of the season 1.Palacio 2.Milito 3.Cassano
05) Player of the season 1.Handa 2.JJ 3.Palacio
06) Worst player of the season 1.Silvestre 2.SLotto 3.Kuzmanovic
07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season) 1.Frog 2.Alvarez 3.JJ
08) Surprise player of the season (In a good way) 1.JJ 2.Palacio 3.Pasa
09) Best incoming transfer 1.Handa 2.Kova 3.Palacio
10) Worst incoming transfer 1.Schelotto 2.Silvestre 3.Rocchi
11) Best outgoing transfer 1.Lucio 2.Muntari 3.Forlan
12) Best moment of the season 1.Defeating rube at their home and ending their streak(50) without a loss
2.Almost eliminating Tottenham when dominating the entire match
3.Win against Bbilan
13) Worst moment of the season 1.Milito getting injured 2.JZ getting injured 3.That 4-3 defeat against Atalanta
14) Best goal of the season (Quality wise) 1.Milito agaisnt rube for 3-1 2. Guarin against Napoli 3. Johan against Roma
15) Most dominant (Best performance) match of the season 1. Second leg against Tottenham 2. Juventus away 3. Away game against Pescara
16) Best performance by a player in a single match 1. Handanovic in the second Milan game 2. Milito vs. Juventus 3. Cassano vs. Tottenham second leg

17) Who/What provided the most humour? 1. Jonathan slipping against Samp 2. Slotto all the time 3. Cassano with those faces he makes
18) Biggest Fuck up moment? (Jonathan tackling himself? Ricky slipping?) 1.Not signing a real striker for the vice-Milito roal
2.Leting Silvestre play 3.That goal from Adebayor in the Meazza
19) Worst Outgoing Transfer 1.Cou 2.Sneijder 3. JC

 

[nurko]

01) Goalkeeper of the season
1. Handanovic
2. Palacio
3. Castelazzi

02) Defender of the season
1. JJ
2. Ranocchia
3. Zanetti

03) Midfielder of the season
1. Kovacic
2. Guarin
3. RIcky

04) Striker of the season
1. Palacio
2. Milito
3. Cassano

05) Player of the season
1. Handanovic
2. Palacio
3. JJ

06) Worst player of the season
1. Silvestre
2. Schelotto
3. Perreira - due to a lot higher expectations than let's say Jonathan

07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season)
1. JJ
2. Ranocchia
3. Alvarez

08) Surprise player of the season
1. JJ
2. Kovacic
3. Palacio

09) Best incoming transfer
1. Handanovic
2. Kovacic
3. Palacio

10) Worst incoming transfer
1. Silvestre
2. Schelloto
3. Rocchi

11) Best outgoing transfer
1. Lucio
2. Forlan
3. Muntari

12) Best moment of the season
1. Win against Juventus after going down 1:0 so early...
2. Tottenham at home
3. Kovacic assist for Palacio

13) Worst moment of the season
1. Injury to Zanetti
2. Injury to Milito
3. The moment I've read of Coutinho's sale

14) Best goal of the season
1. Coutinho against Neftci
2. Jonathan against Roma
3. Guarin against Napoli

15) Most dominant match of the season
1. Tottenham at home
2. Juventus away
3. First matchday against Pescara

16) Best performance by a player in a single match
1. Kovacic against Lazio
2. Handanovic (pick a match)
3. Zanetti against Tottenham for 120 minutes

17) Who/What provided the most humour?
1. Guarin showing balls to Weiss
2. Cambiasso doing a 'traffic cop' impersonation
3. Sneijder saga

18) Biggest Fuck up moment?
1. Coutinho sale
2. Throwing Schelloto in the game to play in the middle instead of perhaps Benassi
3. Silvestre (hard to choose one, someone could make a youtube compilation of his 'moments')


19) Worst Outgoing Transfer
1. Coutinho
2. Livaja (even though he proved to be a Balotelli - where Balotelli is a mental attribute)
3. Julio Cesar - even though he was properly replaced, it was a sad day.

 

[dynasty27]

did you know raj stinks on latest post searching

 

[Pajo]

01) Goalkeeper of the season
1. Handanovic
2. Palacio
3. Castelazzi

02) Defender of the season
1. Ranocchia
2. Juan
3. Naga

03) Midfielder of the season
1. Kovacic
2. Guarin
3. Ricky

04) Striker of the season
1. Palacio
2. Cassano
3. Milito

05) Player of the season
1. Handanovic
2. Palacio
3. Cassano

06) Worst player of the season
1. Schelotto
2. Silvestre
3. Jonathan

07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season)
1. Ranocchia
2. Juan
3. Alvarez

08) Surprise player of the season
1. JJ
2. Kovacic
3. Rano

09) Best incoming transfer
1. Handanovic
2. Kovacic
3. Palacio

10) Worst incoming transfer
1. Schelotto
2. Rocchi
3. Silvestre

11) Best outgoing transfer
1. Lucio
2. Forlan
3. Muntari

12) Best moment of the season
1. Win against Juventus after going down 1:0 so early...
2. Tottenham at home
3. Palacio making reflex save

13) Worst moment of the season
1. Injury to Zanetti
2. Injury to Milito
3. Spurs away.

14) Best goal of the season
1. Palacio against Catania
2. Palacio against Bologna
3. Guarin against Pescara

Damn, how i have few others in mind that are simply BRILLIANT goals by Rodrigol.

15) Most dominant match of the season
1. Tottenham at home
2. Juventus away
3. Pescara away

16) Best performance by a player in a single match
No idea.

17) Who/What provided the most humour?
No idea either

18) Biggest Fuck up moment?
1. Coutinho sale
2. Buying Schelotto
3. Seeing Jonathan, Silvestre and Schelotto in the same time on the pitch.


19) Worst Outgoing Transfer
1. Coutinho
2. Livaja
3. Wes

 

[Earth]

01) Goalkeeper of the season(undefined)
Handa
Castellazzi
Belec

02) Defender of the season
Ranocchia
Juan
Zanetti

03) Midfielder of the season
Guarin
Kovacic
Cambiasso

04) Striker of the season
Palacio
Cassano
Milito

05) Player of the season
Handa
Palacio
Cassano

06) Worst player of the season()
Jonathan
Silvestre
Schelotto

07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season)
Ranocchia
Guarin
Ricky

08) Surprise player of the season (In a good way)
Juan
Benassi
Pasa

09) Best incoming transfer
Kovacic
Handa
Palacio

10) Worst incoming transfer
Schelotto
Silvestre
Rocchi

11) Best outgoing transfer
Duncan on loan

12) Best moment of the season
vs Spurs home
vs Juventus away
vs Napoli

13) Worst moment of the season
vs Fiorentina away
vs Udinese home
vs Udinese away

14) Best goal of the season (Quality wise)
Jonathan against Roma for Copa Italia
Guarin vs Napoli
Cassano vs Fiorentina

15) Most dominant (Best performance) match of the season
vs Spurs home
vs Juventus away
vs Pescara( Benassi's debut)

16) Best performance by a player in a single match
Handanovic vs Milan
Kovacic vs Spurs
Cassano vs Spurs

-------------------------------------Bonus Round
17) Who/What provided the most humour?
Stramaccioni
Moratti
Jonathan

18) Biggest Fuck up moment? (Jonathan tackling himself? Ricky slipping?)
Handanovic/Ranocchia own goal

19) Worst Outgoing Transfer
Coutinho
Livaja
Sneijder

 

[kido]

Please change the thread title to Inter Season Razzies...

Sent from my LG-P920 using Tapatalk 4 Beta

 

[Lionheart]

I ain't giving no Oscars for the freak show we got to see this season. Oscar my ass tbh.

I'd just make a big YAO MING & give it to the club for its achievement this year.

 

[Sokrates]

01) Goalkeeper of the season
1. Handanovic
2. Palacio
3. Castelazzi

02) Defender of the season
1. Samuel
2. Juan
3. Frog

03) Midfielder of the season
1. Kovacic
2. Benassi
3. Mudingayi

04) Striker of the season
1. Palacio
2. Milito
3. Cassano

05) Player of the season
1. Palacio
2. Handanovic
3. Kovacic

06) Worst player of the season
1. Schelotto
2. Silvestre
3. Belec

07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season)
1. JJ
2. Alvarez
3. Ranocchia

08) Surprise player of the season
1. JJ
2. Palacio
3. Pasa

09) Best incoming transfer
1. Kovacic
2. Handanovic
3. Palacio

10) Worst incoming transfer
1. Schelotto
2. Silvestre
3. Pereira

11) Best outgoing transfer
1. Duncan (gets a lot of experience, great deal)
2. Lucio
3. Forlan

12) Best moment of the season
1. 1-3 in the merda stadium
2. Cassano presentation
3. Kovacic transfer hours here in the forum

13) Worst moment of the season
1. Sneijder situation
2. Tottenham away
3. Fiorentina away

14) Best goal of the season
1. I don't care, goal is goal

15) Most dominant match of the season
1. Rube away
2. Tottenham (the second match)
3. Pescara away

16) Best performance by a player in a single match
1. Palacio against Samp away

17) Who/What provided the most humour?
1. Schelotto
2. Jonathan
3. Silvestre


18) Biggest Fuck up moment?
1. Sneijder situation
2. Selling Coutinho
3. 0-3 down and Strama brings a defender for a striker


19) Worst Outgoing Transfer
1. Coutinho
2. Bessa (shit situation for this guy)
3. Sneijder

 

[sanka]

dynafuck you random bastard..i loled again with yo case.

 

[Sokrates]

Seeing as how we didn't have one last year I wanna do one this year. I guess we should only start voti

01) Goalkeeper of the season Dylacio
02) Defender of the season Fitzgerald
03) Midfielder of the season that dude
04) Striker of the season thats unpossibull
05) Player of the season that is unpossible
06) Worst player of the season wckd wzrd
07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season) vasilias
08) Surprise player of the season (In a good way) NeonBlade
09) Best incoming transfer Abate
10) Worst incoming transfer Fitzroy
11) Best outgoing transfer St Fitzpatrick
12) Best moment of the season Dylan stinking up the joint
13) Worst moment of the season Shane Long missing open goal
14) Best goal of the season (Quality wise) vasiligolazo
15) Most dominant (Best performance) match of the season YAWN vs monszter09
16) Best performance by a player in a single match Rocchi vs Parma
-------------------------------------Bonus Round
17) Who/What provided the most humour? Dylan Yaozi
18) Biggest Fuck up moment? (Jonathan tackling himself? Ricky slipping?) Fitzfuck coming up smaller than mini-me
19) Worst Outgoing Transfer emmat watson

Well, it seems impossible to have at least 1 serious thread without spam in this forum...

 

[Shaun]

I honestly tried to do this and I simply couldn't. Naming our best three midfielders is like naming your three best friends when you've been stuck in the same room since childhood with 7 rapists and a guy you've known for 2 months who hasn't spoken to you yet.

The less I think about this season the better.

 

[Fitzy]

Handanovic and Palacio are the only ones that deserve any "award". The management and mercato team deserve a smack up the side of the head.

 

[Dylan]

01) Goalkeeper of the season

1. Handanovic
2. Palacio
3. Carrizo

02) Defender of the season

1. Zanetti
2. Juan Jesus
3. Ranocchia

03) Midfielder of the season

1. Kovacic
2. Guarin
3. Cambiasso

04) Striker of the season

1. Palacio
2. Cassano
3. Milito

05) Player of the season

1. Handanovic
2. Palacio
3. Kovacic

06) Worst player of the season

1. Schelotto
2. Silvestre
3. Chivu

07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season)

1. Alvarez
2. Juan Jesus
3. Ranocchia

08) Surprise player of the season (In a good way)

1. Juan Jesus
2. Kovacic
3. Alvarez

09) Best incoming transfer

1. Palacio
2. Kovacic
3. Cassano

10) Worst incoming transfer

1. Silvestre
2. Schelotto
3. Kuzmanovic

11) Best outgoing transfer

1. Forlan
2. Lucio
3. Pazzini

12) Best moment of the season

1. Tottenham Comeback
2. Beating RuBe
3. Palacio in goal.

13) Worst moment of the season

1. Zanetti injury
2. Raped by Fiorentina
3. Milito injury

14) Best goal of the season (Quality wise)

1. Jonathan - Rocchi
2. Alvarez v Atalanta
3. Guarin v Vaslui

15) Most dominant (Best performance) match of the season

1. Juventus Away
2. Tottenahm Home
3. -

16) Best performance by a player in a single match

1. Cassano Tottenham
2. Gargano Juventus
3. Guarin Vaslui

-------------------------------------Bonus Round

17) Who/What provided the most humour?

1. Schelotto
2. Rocchi Signing
3. Defensive fuck-ups near the end

18) Biggest Fuck up moment? (Jonathan tackling himself? Ricky slipping?)

1. Jonathan tackling himself
2. Ranocchia longshot vs fiorentina
3. Our defence

19) Worst Outgoing Transfer

1. Sneijder
2. Coutinho
3. -

 

[Iron_Inter]

01) Goalkeeper of the season(undefined)
Handa
Castellazzi
Belec

02) Defender of the season
Juan
Rano
Zanetti

03) Midfielder of the season
Kova
Cuchu
Guaro

04) Striker of the season
Palacio
Cassano
Milito

05) Player of the season
Handa
Palacio
Cassano

06) Worst player of the season()
Silvestre
Schelotto
Jonathan

07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season)
Juan
Rano
Ricky

08) Surprise player of the season (In a good way)
Juan
Kova
Benassi

09) Best incoming transfer
Kova
Handa
Palacio

10) Worst incoming transfer
Silvestre
Schelotto
Pereira

11) Best outgoing transfer
1. Forlan

12) Best moment of the season
Beating Jube
vs Spurs
vs Napoli

13) Worst moment of the season
Zanetti's injury
Selling of Cou
Selling of Sneijder

14) Best goal of the season (Quality wise)
Guarin against Bologna
Guarin against Napoli
Jonathan against Roma

15) Most dominant (Best performance) match of the season
Pescara first game
Spurs home
Catania away

16) Best performance by a player in a single match
Handa against Milan
Milito vs Jube
Palacio against Samp away

-------------------------------------Bonus Round
17) Who/What provided the most humour?
-Jonathan
-Schelotto
-Strama

18) Biggest Fuck up moment? (Jonathan tackling himself? Ricky slipping?)
Jonathan by far

19) Worst Outgoing Transfer

Cou
Sneijder
Livaja

 

[Dylan]

Got a week off school to study for exams, which means I'll probably start adding up the results this week if anyone hasn't voted yet.

 

[Devious]

01) Goalkeeper of the season(undefined)
Handa
Castellazzi
Belec

02) Defender of the season
Zanetti
Juan
Samuel


03) Midfielder of the season
Kova
Cuchu
Guaro

04) Striker of the season
Palacio
Cassano
Milito

05) Player of the season
Handa
Palacio
Zanetti

06) Worst player of the season
Schelotto
Pereira
Jonathan

07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season)
Juan
Ricky
Rano

08) Surprise player of the season (In a good way)
Juan
Kova
Benassi

09) Best incoming transfer
Handa
Palacio
Kova

10) Worst incoming transfer
Schelotto
Pereira
Silvestre

11) Best outgoing transfer


12) Best moment of the season
Beating Jube
Spurs second leg
beating milan first derby match

13) Worst moment of the season
Zanetti's injury
Selling of Sneijder
losing to spurs first leg

14) Best goal of the season (Quality wise)
Palacio`s volley (I forgot against who)
Guarin against Napoli
Jonathan against Roma


15) Most dominant (Best performance) match of the season, There was almost none of those
Spurs home
Pescara first game
Catania away

16) Best performance by a player in a single match
Milito vs Jube
Handa against Milan
Palacio against Samp away

-------------------------------------Bonus Round
17) Who/What provided the most humour?
-Jonathan
-Schelotto
-Universe

18) Biggest Fuck up moment? (Jonathan tackling himself? Ricky slipping?)
Jonathan

19) Worst Outgoing Transfer
Sneijder
Livaja
Cou

 

[Sassuolu]

01) Goalkeeper of the season(undefined)
Handanovic

02) Defender of the season
Juan Jesus


03) Midfielder of the season
Kovacic won it in half a season pretty good results

04) Striker of the season
Palacio

05) Player of the season
Handanovic

06) Worst player of the season
Silvestre just because Schelotto didn't get a full season for fuck ups

07) Most improved player of the season (Compared from last season)
Ranocchia

08) Surprise player of the season (In a good way)
Juan

09) Best incoming transfer
It's between Handa and Kovacic but since Kovacic is so young and so good it has to be the latter i.e Kovacic/

10) Worst incoming transfer
Schelotto since Silvestre was a loan he'll be a transfer next season

11) Best outgoing transfer
Pazzini it was a good deal for Cassano imo

12) Best moment of the season
First Derby d'Italia ahh what a win

13) Worst moment of the season
Zanetti getting injured

14) Best goal of the season (Quality wise)
Jonathan against Roma was pretty fucking amazing considering who created it.


15) Most dominant (Best performance) match of the season
vs Juventus in the second half since the bracket said best performance not dominance.

16) Best performance by a player in a single match
Milito vs Juventus

-------------------------------------Bonus Round
17) Who/What provided the most humour?
No one really

18) Biggest Fuck up moment? (Jonathan tackling himself? Ricky slipping?)
Jonathan tripping twice at the same moment in our box can't remember for the life of me against who.

19) Worst Outgoing Transfer
Coutinho

 

[Bergpavian]

01) Goalkeeper of the season Handa

02) Defender of the season Juan

03) Midfielder of the season Cambiasso in the first half of the season, Kovacic in the second

04) Striker of the season Palacio

05) Player of the season Handa

06) Worst player of the season Silvestre

07) Most improved player of the season Juan

08) Surprise player of the season Kovacic

09) Best incoming Transfer Palacio - because he was the biggest surprise for me

10) Worst incoming Transfer Perreira - because he was the biggest disappointment for me

11) Best outgoing Transfer Forlan

12) Best moment of the season relaunch of inter.it

13) Worst moment of the season The time between 11th November and 19th May

14) Best goal of the season (Quality wise) The second goal against Jube thanks to Guarins run and the third goal against Jube thanks to Naga bossing

15) Most dominant (Best performance) match of the season Spurs home

16) Best performance by a player in a single match Handa against Milan

-------------------------------------Bonus Round

17) Who/What provided the most humour? Jonathan

18) Biggest Fuck up moment? (Jonathan tackling himself? Ricky slipping?) Ricky against Spurs away

19) Worst Outgoing Transfer Coutinho