Fitzy's Drunken Southern Stroll

[Fitzy]

Who of you idiots live down in the south of the US? I'll be travelling to Florida, Texas, Louisiana, and Tennessee, among other bars. Flying out next week.

Meet and greets cost one beer. Nearly sold out.

 

[Dylan]

Order now and receive your free speeding ticket. Limited stock available.

 

[Fitzy]

Bribes accepted.

 

[TheNetworkZ]

Will you be going to Disney World, fitz?

 

[Big Willy]

Coaster is picking you up at the airport.

 

[Shaun]

Be careful. If you're anything like me you'll find yourself pissing off the locals and almost getting killed. In saying that I did really enjoy the southern states.

 

[Fitzy]

Will you be going to Disney World, fitz?

My life is Disney World.

Is that the one in Orlando? I'm not too interested in theme parks tbh. Might have to go to Universal though, just so I can say I've had a beer at Moe's Tavern.

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Be careful. If you're anything like me you'll find yourself pissing off the locals and almost getting killed. In saying that I did really enjoy the southern states.

I'm preparing to come home a couple of kgs heavier.

 

[TheNetworkZ]

Yeah Disney World is the one in Orlando. It's really cool, but it's too much to visit if you don't have the time.

 

[Fitzy]

I heard they have 6 parks in one or something at these places. My brother reckoned he spent 2 days at Universal. Crazy.

 

[TheNetworkZ]

Yeah the parks are all scattered around Orlando. Then there's all the side attractions too.

If I had to pick one to go to I'd check out MGM.