Inter holds world record of most injuries in one season!

[Devious]

New York - Inter now holds the world record, according to the Guinness Book of Records, for the team that suffered the most injuries among players in one year (20 injuries). And by that achievement Inter takes first place breaking the previous world record of Bayern Munich in 1954 with 16 injuries in the season.

These are the names of the players who`ve been honorably injured during the season, and also highlighted in bold the players who are still injured til this moment:

Samir Handanovic
Luca Castellazzi
Andrea Ranocchia
Walter Adrian Samuel
Cristian Chivu
Juan Jesus
Yuto Nagatomo
Dejan Stankovic
Ricardo Gabriel Alvarez
Guarin Vasquez Fredy Alejandro
Gaby Mudingayi
Sneijder-left in January
Zdravko Kuzmanovic
Coutinho-left in January
Esteban Matias Cambiasso
Joel Chukwuma Obi
Gargano Guevara Walter Alejandro
Rodrigo Palacio
Diego Alberto Milito
Antonio Cassano

Massimo Moratti has received the Guinness price on behalf of Inter yesterday in the city of New York. Congratulations to Inter Milan!

In the photo Moratti receives the G. price, it looks like a cutting sword that represents the injury crisis.

Report: Devious Fitzolham Alberto Fashtakobitch.
Photos: Shaun Michael Alberto Fashtakobitch (they are brothers, gay brothers, problem?)
New York docks.

 

[Pajo]

Is it true, the injury record? And yes, im serious.

 

[.h.]

Is it true, the injury record? And yes, im serious.

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[Pajo]

what?

 

[Devious]

I succeeded!! :awwwyeah:

Too bad it had to be Pajo, but still!! A SUCCESS!! :awwwyeah: :troll:

 

[Pajo]

I know you were trolling about everything, just the injury record, i thought it MAY be true. Didnt get trolled

 

[Devious]

tsk pfffff :megusta:

 

[Pajo]

 

[.h.]

think this might be the first time devious has actually genuinely trolled someone on fif

 

[Pajo]

You really think i believed that Moratti was in new york and we won Guinness worthy record?

 

[Devious]

think this might be the first time devious has actually genuinely trolled someone on fif

Nah, Ive got a list, he was number 721.

I didnt make this list to troll, obviously this list is so real and it is serious shit.

Im with the opinion that there`s some black magic shit going on. this is so paranormal activities Im telling ya, we need to hire a voodoo specialist, some African tribe priest. and since Im from Africa and I know superstitious, I can offer my service for Inter for free.

 

[.h.]

You really think i believed that Moratti was in new york and we won Guinness worthy record?

Yes

 

[Earth]

I know it was you Devious

 

[Batman]

I knew it was one of Dev's troll works from the word "we've". Devious uses this ugly mark ` instead of this '

:troll:

 

[Bergpavian]

Fuck you! I just read the first post and already called my brother to tell him!

 

[ForzaInterUSA]

Well hey at least we got an award for it. It should go in our trophy room along with our other trophies. We can now say that this was not a trophyless season.

 

[JJM]

DIFESA: HANDANOVIC (intervento di pulizia, in artroscopia, del menisco), CASTELLAZZI (problemi al collo e sub-lussazione della spalla destra), SAMUEL (lesione muscolare all'adduttore), RANOCCHIA (lesione muscolare al polpaccio), CHIVU (operato al 2° dito del piede destro), NAGATOMO (rottura del menisco esterno destro), PEREIRA (operazione al naso per ridurre una frattura del setto nasale), SILVESTRE: (lesione al soleo).
CENTROCAMPO: GUARIN (stiramento di 1° grado alla coscia sinistra e lesione di 1° grado al soleo della gamba destra), MUDINGAYI (lesione al collaterale interno del ginocchio sinistro e lesione muscolare all'adduttore della gamba destra), OBI (problema muscolare), MARIGA (rottura del legamento crociato anteriore), SNEIJDER (stiramento alla coscia), STANKOVIC (doppia operazione al tendine d'Achille), GARGANO (distrazione di primo grado all'adduttore sinistro), ALVAREZ (intervento di pulizia al ginocchio destro), CAMBIASSO (scollamento intermuscolare del comparto adduttorio della gamba sinistra).
ATTACCO: COUTINHO (frattura d'impatto del margine anteriore della tibia), PALACIO (lesione miotendinea di secondo grado al bicipite femorale destro), CASSANO (lesione miotendinea di secondo grado al bicipite femorale destro), MILITO (lesione al crociato anteriore e al collaterale esterno con interessamento della capsula).

 

[J..]

Bayern Munich as the title holders when it comes to number of injuries in one single season? Never heard of German über-efficiency?

 

[Devious]

Fuck you! I just read the first post and already called my brother to tell him!

722!! :awwwyeah:


So much devious win today :excitedeyes:

 

[sanka]

All Mighty Dev, you just can't get the best of him. He always has something extraordinary to give. :slick: