Inter - Juventus (18 Oct 15) [0-0]

[bstarek]

holy jesus, can you shut up?

Please let me get it all out before i got to bed. Thank you.

 

[Universe]

Apart from our shitty second period, it's unacceptable to miss that number of good freekicks... We should at least score one.

Let's bring Hernanes back?

 

[Rimpel]

Cuadrado is pretty much unstoppable 1 v 1, good thing he sucks at converting his chances.

 

[Javier'sSon]

Honestly looking at things perspectively a point is actually a good outcome in the Derby. However, fuck that, they were right there for the taking and Mancini is too scared to seize the opportunity. From one of the best halves we had to one of the worst! I don't even feel like analyzing the match man..

 

[.h.]

Apart from our shitty second period, it's unacceptable to miss that number of good freekicks... We should at least score one.

I think you have a really unrealistic expectation of the chances of scoring a free kick. The conversion rate of them is typically about 5%...

 

[KevinB]

Well a good first half with some decent forward plays & Bro hitting the bar followed by a fuckfest in the second half. Jube should've won. How Khedira & Cuadrado missed their chances is pure luck. It's simply insane to see that we are so dependent on Jovetic.

Handa :Good game, no mistakes, saved a lot.
Santon :Bad game. Fucked up a lot, his ballcontrol is pathetic
Miranda :Did his job. Good interceptions
Murillo :Great game, bossed around, except for one fuck up at the beginning of second half
Juan :Good on defending Cuadrado, bad in offense.
Melo :Decent, his early yellow card slowed him down a lot. Could've risked a red.
Medel :Pitbulled the first half, drowed with everyone else in the second.
Bro :Great in first half. Played smart and simple, and also a massive shot/cross against bar, second half faded away
Perisic :Decent to good in first half as LM, but awful in second as AM
JoJo :Had so many fouls on him. Played good, but can't always carry every attack. It's getting too predictable.
Icardi :Invisible as usual. One good play and cross though. Never really came in scoring position aside from one set piece.

Subs

Guaro : As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.
Palacio : Gave Jovetic his well earned 2 min rest.
Kondogbia :Gave Medel his well earned 2 mins rest. (credits to wera)

Mancio :

Nicely timed subs you fucker. And why start off with Perisic as AM in second half?

MOTM

Murillo

Notable

Bro, Miranda, JoJo

Fuckers

Mancio
Guaro
Icardi
Santon

 

[interista4]

Apart from our shitty second period, it's unacceptable to miss that number of good freekicks... We should at least score one.

We should try to sign Calhanoglu then. If only Inter liked players with natural football ability..

 

[wera]

There is one thing we failed to mention which I'll try to summarize as short as I can.

Let's not forget Icardi the Juventus killer who was on fire today because he scored goals against Juventus in previous games.

Wait wha-

 

[KevinB]

Apart from our shitty second period, it's unacceptable to miss that number of good freekicks... We should at least score one.

That is, if you have a great set piece specialist.

 

[Universe]

Poor brozo time. Last season he had a perfectly legitimate goal ruled offside and today he hits the crossbar.

 

[qs009]

I think you have a really unrealistic expectation of the chances of scoring a free kick. The conversion rate of them is typically about 5%...

Ok but we have to be at least dangerous. How many FK we got in front of the area today ? 4 ? 5 ? Even if we don't score, we have to put one or two on target.

 

[.h.]

Ok but we have to be at least dangerous. How many FK we got in front of the area today ? 4 ? 5 ? Even if we don't score, we have to put one or two on target.

I'd rather be a hair off target than a sloppy shot on target. The Perisic (?) free kick at the end was pretty dangerous.

 

[Kenny]

Guaro : As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.

 

[b4h4mooth]

Can't wait for some post-match trash, "we can compete for the scudetto".

yes we can, why not. Regarding the game: mancini is turd with his late subs, kdog should come earlier for Brozo.

 

[alvaro]

 

[Javier'sSon]

^

Translates to 'keep dreaming'

 

[Universe]

I'd rather be a hair off target than a sloppy shot on target. The Perisic (?) free kick at the end was pretty dangerous.

If I counted correctly, Jovetic took 4 free kicks. 2 and 3 were decent, especially 3 which was a low ball across the face of goal that Icardi the juve killer nearly made contact with. But the guy does have a point. True, even if you have Mihajlovic, Beckham, Juninho, Pirlo and Recoba on the same team, there's no guarantee of scoring a free kick. But overall our set pieces are abysmal. If our attacking from open play is as abhorrent as it is, at the very least we could threaten from set pieces. Instead, whenever we get a free kick in a dangerous position, I'm not thinking "OK, great opportunity here", I'm thinking "fuck you Guarin get the fuck away from the ball and let some other useless twat have a shot".

 

[b4h4mooth]

I want to see pogba vs kdog on the pitch, to bad it didnt happen.

 

[KevinB]

I want to see pogba vs kdog on the pitch, to bad it didnt happen.

What are you talking about? They had one minute together

Mancio :genius:

 

[D-Sky]

I think after this it might be a good time for Mancio to rest Icardi, maybe put Jovetic as the main striker at the front.

Icardi needs to understand that he is not indispensable, he needs to work better to keep his place.