Interview with Cal

[Dylan]

Seeing as how everyone was looking for a Raul Duke thread, I've decided not to.

Cal, Calum, Callum, Goodwillie, Alba or BritFag you do have a choice to accept this interview.

1) How come my keyboard has a £ sign on it but not Euro sign?

2) Wales?

3) Make an XI from Ireland and Scotland.

4) What happened to the other 'L' in your name?

5) Trainspotting?

6) You still ripping up that RM?

7) Rockshandy?

 

[Big Willy]

Why you're so selfish on FIFA?

Have you fapped while using skirt?

Are you redhead?

Why Scotland is better than Ireland

Who's the dickhead of the forum?

Explain this:

:derp:

 

[Sir0w]

1. Ross Country or Kilmarnock?
2. How does it feel to live on an Island?
3. Hen > Horse? Whats your opinion?
4. Virgin? Hands dont count.. and if 'no', was she English?
5. Why Celtic and not Rangers?
6. Did you know a PS3 joystick has a X botton?
7. Least missed member on FC Fifauw?
8. You are having sex with your dream girl when all of the sudden she asks if she can put her tumb in your ass, what would you do?
9. Dylan still hasnt got an iPhone nor FIFA 13, what you say about that?

 

[Cal]

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Seeing as how everyone was looking for a Raul Duke thread, I've decided not to.

Cal, Calum, Callum, Goodwillie, Alba or BritFag you do have a choice to accept this interview.

1) How come my keyboard has a £ sign on it but not Euro sign?

Oppression

2) Wales?

Shower of sheep shaggin bastards. Bale can go get fucked too. Forza Ledley tho

3) Make an XI from Ireland and Scotland.

Fletcher Long
Maloney
McGeady Forrest
Fletcher
Mulgrew Dunne O'Shea Coleman
McGregor​

Applying Levein logic..

Miller





Naismith O'Shea Caldwell Fletcher Duff
McShane starWebster Dunne Hutton
McGregor​

4) What happened to the other 'L' in your name?

Its spelled the correct original Gaelic way with 1 L, not the fuckin queer double L. Callum just looks shit anyway, whats even the point of a second? srsly? Calum looks much better

5) Trainspotting?

1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me

6) You still ripping up that RM?

Aye ofc! On my Quaresma again, rather than playing as a forward.

7) Rockshandy?

aplm

Why you're so selfish on FIFA?

Im not selfish ffs! blivious: Well...... idk, it may seem like it, but im really not. Id far rather assist someone than score.. the fact that im the ONLY (other than J maybe) member to have more assists than goals shows that.. Plus, you cant deny my skills do add something different to the team, and quite often thats needed. Its just when im not playing well, and am loosing the ball.. believe me Im more frustrated with myself than anyone else is with me.

Have you fapped while using skirt?

Is this supposed to be a kilt related joke? Get it up ye.

Are you redhead?

Nope. Few people are ginger here tbqh

Why Scotland is better than Ireland

I struggle to come up with specific reasons tbh. I think that question can only be answered once Scotland gets independence, witch may or may not be in 2014. I admire how the Irish are united in their pride, here however you have at least 50% or more being proud to be British, or are indifferent.

Fuck it, may as well say it now, Ireland is probably better than Scotland, and will be until there is a major attitude change here.


Dyls always going to remember this isnt he? okerface:

Who's the dickhead of the forum?

NeonBlade That fucking font....

Just anyone who is overly pessimistic tbh. Lifes wide enough without having to read some cunts whining about f all.

Explain this:

:derp:

That would be my old gameface. Gotta love EA.

1. Ross Country or Kilmarnock?

Ajax

2. How does it feel to live on an Island?

shite question

3. Hen > Horse? Whats your opinion?

I concur. I wont elaborate any further on this one.

4. Virgin?

No. :datass::closeenough:
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5. Why Celtic and not Rangers?

Cause im no an arsehole

6. Did you know a PS3 joystick has a X botton?

o'rly blivious:

7. Least missed member on FC Fifauw?

The obvious is answer is Chaz. But i miss him tbh. that comic relief.:trollol: Anyone of the many that have made 2 appearances then disappeared of the face of the earth.

8. You are having sex with your dream girl when all of the sudden she asks if she can put her tumb in your ass, what would you do?

I would calmly reply 'no', then continue with E Pazzo Pazzo Gol regardless

9. Dylan still hasnt got an iPhone nor FIFA 13, what you say about that?

he needs to get his act together. "ill wait some months till the price drops"

Fuck me.. that took a while.


















*inb4coasterasksabouthaggis*

 

[I4E]

Heads up Neonblade, every cunt hates your font !

@ Cal. Do you think I'm a nice guy ?

 

[Ed.]

Do you do a bagpipe?

 

[Devious]

6- Dae ye wear a skirt?

24- Hoo come ye becam sic' a guid fifa player Wi' alot ay graphite loons?

11- Isnae it sae much fin tae fash fowk ye play wi' in fifa? :excitedeyes:

4- Waht dae ye hink will happen tonecht in th' feckin' derby?

 

[Lionheart]

A reincarnation of Giacchinto? Straight up gangsta? Figo's blessing? Simple bossness? Pure talent? A direct line to the gods?

...How do you explain my badassness as a CB in FIFAUW with 8055 header goals? okerface:

 

[Cal]

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Heads up Neonblade, every cunt hates your font !

Yes, they definitely do. Ban tbh

@ Cal. Do you think I'm a nice guy ?

No reason to think otherwise

Do you do a bagpipe?

Do I do one?

Dont have the patience. Takes years to learn.

6- Dae ye wear a kilt?

if yer no ah cunt fae yon balmoral, naw. Nae cunt wears a kilt unless its a weddin or a ceilidh - where if ye dinnae, an jist wear yer troosers, en yer a bittae ae' a queer

24- Hoo come ye becam sic' a guid fifa player Wi' alot ay graphite loons?

Comes wae experience, ken? :alone: Graphite loons? fits aht like?

11- Isnae it sae much fin tae fash fowk ye play wi' in fifa? :excitedeyes:

Aye fuckin braw like.

4- Waht dae ye hink will happen tonecht in th' feckin' derby?

Draw. Wan aw.

A reincarnation of Giacchinto? Straight up gangsta? Figo's blessing? Simple bossness? Pure talent? A direct line to the gods?

...How do you explain my badassness as a CB in FIFAUW with 8055 header goals? okerface:

Your headers srsly suck ass tbqfh. You a 8055 tho. just need to stop doing random flip-flaps in your own box while under pressure Would love to see you get a permanent partner. One who has more height maybe to compliment your speed, and to score from corners.

 

[ADRossi]

Have you ever been to CALifornia?

:serious:

and may as well throw some of the usual questions in

1) Name
2) Age
3) Birthday
4) Job/School
5) Favourite non-football sport
6) Favourite Inter play of all time
7) Weapon of choice if thrust into war
8) Explain to me the difference between Scotland, Ireland, Wales, and England in 10 words or less
9) Top 3 on the "I want to bang before I die" list. Preferable famous people and not some brunette who lives across the street
10) Favourite candy bar
11) Who deserves the new Inter stadium to be named after them more; Forlan or RQ7?

 

[Sokrates]

Make a question to those answers :troll:

1) Sugarfree

2) Juventus

3) Of course, in this sense Ireland is better than Scotland

3) Fuck you Sok

 

[Native]

Cal, what do you think of the Universe's expansion?

 

[Dylan]

Ass or tits?

 

[Coasterfreek]

How and why did you support Inter along with Celtic?

 

[Cal]

Have you ever been to CALifornia?

I have actually :datass:

and may as well throw some of the usual questions in

1) Name
Calum..

2) Age

Let’s just say I’m younger than at least 94% of the forum’s members.

+1
3) Birthday

12th May

4) Job/School

In last yr of school. Looking to do Mechanical engineering at uni after.

5) Favourite non-football sport

Well... i dont really follow any other sports. I used to play rugby and watch most Scotland rugby games, and go to a few matches at Murrayfield, but i never pay any attention to club games or w/e. Basketball i used to follow closely but not really anymore I likes the Celtics obviously. Still play basketball. Was in the squad for my region :closeenough:

6) Favourite Inter play of all time

Favorite play? hmmm ill presume you mean player.. Seedorf had a big impact on my starting to support Inter, his two goal against RuBe in 2002 i believe were 8055. Id have to say Adriano tho probably - such a tank. So sad the path his career took/is taking. Honorable mention for Walter Samuel aswell.

7) Weapon of choice if thrust into war

Pool/snooker ball in a sock. Simple but effective.

8) Explain to me the difference between Scotland, Ireland, Wales, and England in 10 words or less

England - Gay. Wales - Gay + shit. Scotland, Ireland - largely shit, but :slick:

9) Top 3 on the "I want to bang before I die" list. Preferable famous people and not some brunette who lives across the street

Eva Longoria. Shes probably just old enough to be my mother, so ill class her as a milf.

Kate and Pippa middleton. Since their sisters its 2 for 1 tbh. Obviously not a fan of the royal family, so itd get quite rough

ken that bird from transformers who ive forgotten the name of? Aye.

10) Favourite candy bar

Tunnocks caramel wafer. :work:

11) Who deserves the new Inter stadium to be named after them more; Forlan or RQ7?

RQ7. *erects shield* He's actually one of my favorite players of all time.:embarass: No, seriously. His swag >>>

Obviously god awful at Inter, but.. many great players were..

Make a question to those answers :troll:

1) Sugarfree

What is your favorite pinoy rock band? idk. fuck off okerface:

2) Juventus

Name the most historically homoerotic sapphic gay club known to man?

3) Of course, in this sense Ireland is better than Scotland

Scotland is colonized by wankers, Ireland is not. Discuss.

3) Fuck you Sok

Make a question to those answers;

Cal, what do you think of the Universe's expansion?

He's put on some weight, aye?

Ass or tits?

Definitely Ass. Great tits arent essential imo, although obviously a huge plus.

How and why did you support Inter along with Celtic?

Support for Celtic runs in the family, so thats the main reason (of many) why i support Celtic. Inter? Well, nobody beleives me when i say it, since its a valid reason. I should explain, here if i meet someone new or w/e i wont immediately declare my support for Inter, since the automatic response is; Hes a glory hunter. Especially since the treble. Yeah so the reason is that my father also supported Inter. He saw them vs Celtic in 67' EC final and from there started following them, then i think lost touch for some years then re-discovered his liking in the late 90s/early 00s, so thats the main reason. Also as i said in ADRossi's question, i can remember watching Inter-Juve in 2002, with Seedorfs goals and thinking how awesome it all was. And another reason is simply cause their kits and badge looked great to me back then. People may roll their eyes at that last one, but w/e

:work:

 

[La Brujita]

As a Scottish person, do you drink a lot?

Do you have to support Celtic to remain Scottish?

Are the women as ugly as advertised? I assume you don't fuck them everyday?








inb4coaster

 

[sanka]

If it took four men four hours to code a program, how long would it take eight men to code it?

 

[Cal]

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If it took four men four hours to code a program, how long would it take eight men to code it?

HHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

As a Scottish person, do you drink a lot?

I personally wouldnt say I drink a lot, but I can only see it increasing exponentially in coming years.

Do you have to support Celtic to remain Scottish?

Do you have to own PSG to remain Saudi?

Are the women as ugly as advertised? I assume you don't fuck them everyday?

Ofc I do blivious:

Tbh Its not noticeable on a day to day basis, but in comparison to other places.. yes the average standard is quite low kay:. For example, remember when I went to Holland once, arriving in Schiphol and I couldn't believe the amount of quality muff around. Everywhere you looked was like :drool:. I think my standards are naturally quite low given Ive lived in Aberdeen and east Glasgow all my life.

How and why did you support Inter along with Celtic?

inb4coaster

Fail

 

[La Brujita]

Okay actual questions now.


1- Why have you never posted a picture of yourself?

2- Who's your favorite inter player of all time? Or favorite 5, whichever is easier..

3- Why is the SPL a two-horse league?

4- If Inter faces Celtic again in CL final, who'd you support?

5- Comment in one sentence on FIFAUW members:
Ahmed:
Andy:
Arnold/Sok:
Black:
Burak:
Cal:
Chaz :
Dara:
Dino:
Dylan:
Hal:
Jerry:
Willy:



I'm up.

 

[Dylan]

3- Why is the SPL a two-horse league?