Interview with gauwrilla

[Darren]

What are your reasons for possibly wanting to immigrate to the Netherlands? I've lived a pretty comfortable life there, but tbh, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

 

[Devious]

Holy Shit, I had a beard like that not long ago. Just not of that colour.

Terrorist! :fffuuu:

 

[Sir0w]

What are your reasons for possibly wanting to immigrate to the Netherlands? I've lived a pretty comfortable life there, but tbh, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

The Netherlands is great!

 

[Sokrates]

Tits or asses?

 

[KevinB]

The Netherlands is great!

I think you mean this

 

[Kakaroto]

Can you confirm this is a picture of you and Devious?

 

[KevinB]

Can you confirm this is a picture of you and Devious?

Devious aka Shaniqua

:troll:

 

[wera]

How do you like your thanks?

 

[Devious]

Having studied religions, what do you believe?

What`s your new year`s resolution if you ever decided one?

How do you define FIF?

Have you ever been into a fight because of chicks?

Do you like spiders?

Why taking so long to answer the damn questions?? :yuno:

 

[sanka]

I totally invented all of these questions specially for Enz, I didnt copy-paste them from anywhere else, I promise!


Seems legit..

What does the Voice of Reason inside you tell you right now?


Ofcourse i talk to myself, sometimes i need expert advice. It must be saying 'Keep talking fool'.

Your opinion on FIF aussies?

The best friendships are built on appropriateness and sarcasm and a mix of randomness. These are basic characteristics of those upside down localists. Their mission? Verbally abusing FI since '04.

If reincarnation was possible, having the same memories and personality you have when this life ends, what would you like to be reincarnated as?

God has brought you forth from the earth like a plant. And to the earth He will restore you. Then He will bring you back fresh.. (71:17-8)


Probaly Wesley Sneijder for Cabau ass reasons..

Why so Gorilla?

/flex i'm the rhyme animal. Those who like it raise your hand -or your thankz- those who don't raise your standards.

Emma or Watson?

Both.

Regarding Inter, you with the Pessimistic or Optimistic coward?.. I mean crowd?

I go with the realists, i don't like to be categorized to any tbh that comes from the feelings you might have at a specific moment. It's essential to try having a fair view through research most of the times though.


What's your favorite drink?

Massive consumer of beers, i are a classic boozer though my favourite drink depends on season, mostly retsina-greek product made of wine-, ouzo too, and from the known to you i go with a good whiskey and for summer time a moquito.

Have you ever been brainwashed or mind controlled?

Yeah once i played an rpg called wow luckily i got dispelled soon. On a serious note i'm that kind of person who hardly can buy things easily. I still live to see moments or repeatance, i just laugh at them and keep my own ethics and knowledge.

What's the most embarrassing moment?


That awkward moment when i'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

How many times do you fap a day? :Lionheart:

Fap is inevitable :foreveralone: many many many like lassard says..

How many times do you get drunk a week? :Fitz:

2-3 at least. 2 for keeping it true.

How many gfs you have had so far?

Women's faults are many, i guess i have answered you :horny: I had my moment in sunshine and i must say i was goood. :browhahaha:

What is the best sex situation you`ve been in? and have you ever had sex in a public place?


Best situation has to be a mama daughter hit. That was spectacular.
Not showing off ofcourse, from classic elevator quickies to nature,beach hits i can't unveil all my erotic scenes. BUY THE DVD.

Actually are you virgin? okerface:

Look at your keyboard first try finding a letter N and then an O.

Why do you think FIF are jealous of our completely professional straight relationship?

If they're psychic and they need thanks so much why don't they just ask it?

gauwrilla.

 

[sanka]

So, what's your next username gonna be?

There is always a person who does something weird. The motto for my current username was to stay cynic and just avoid having eye contact when i'm eating a banana.:epicwin: I don't intend to change it. Sorry Martijn.

What are your reasons for possibly wanting to immigrate to the Netherlands? I've lived a pretty comfortable life there, but tbh, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

A friend of mine studies there and she describes me the place like it's the wonderland, education, employment, social security, taxes some of the huge differences with here.

Tits or asses?

Can you confirm this is a picture of you and Devious?

sigh pic

Everyone seems to believe something. I believe i'll have another beer. I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question..

ps: I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone of you equally. ^^

How do you like your thanks?

W3ll R0astEd.

 

[Raul Duke]

Fav movie
Fav band/artist
Fav book
Fav TV show
What would be your 1st decree if u were to become galactic dictator?
Who would you torture and kill 1st of we're galactic dictator?
Who from FIF would you promote into your office if u were galactic dictator?
Would you rather be galactic dictator or gal-actic-dick-tator?

 

[Native]

If you come live here, will you please be my new neighbour? My old one died so his house is available.

 

[sanka]

Having studied religions, what do you believe?

Best meanings come from most humble and radical quotes around.

What`s your new year`s resolution if you ever decided one?

I'm planning to make a new start, i'll soon have my new sport portal up and it's one of my dreams at an embryonic stage. I'll gladly be harassed about it, given the opportunity i just hope it goes well.

How do you define FIF?

Fundamentally Ignoramuses Forums

Have you ever been into a fight because of chicks?

No, maybe i did once but i avoid messing in situations like these for monkey business.

Do you like spiders?

Nah numbnut. Your questions are wicked :derpcry:

Why taking so long to answer the damn questions?? :yuno:

enjoy we're a cigarette away..

gauwrilla

 

[Ed.]

why didn't you answer my qs? :foreveralone:

 

[sanka]

Customer service is not available atm please hold on,

 

[Ed.]

Customer service is not available atm please hold on,

:suicidehotline:

 

[sanka]

Fav movie

Pulp Fiction. It was such a groundbreaking premise for the time and still is. Funny, crazy, great story, actors, and it's a Quentin Tarantino film, it's hard to go wrong with that combo.

Fav band/artist

SOAD kinda mainstream but i still leik em.

Fav book

The Encyclopedia of Immaturity. lulz actually I like Veronica decides to die - Paulo Coelho

Fav TV show

TV shows would be unknown to you if i had to refer to the local shown here, so i'll change the question with best TV Series and has to be Two and a half men, gives me some lulz

What would be your 1st decree if u were to become galactic dictator?

I would test all patience in trollness, i'd pull a 180 and force all rich men to go to 3rd world countries and fucking live there like the starving souls who any minute dunno their next day.

Who would you torture and kill 1st of we're galactic dictator?

Hey i want my rap sheet clean, well what am i saying? I'd be galactic beastie fucking boy.. Well a lot of questions arise there. I'd be out of line and no fun at all if i'd reply you the greek latest goverments who lead us to that economic chaos but, but i'd be funnier and let you know that i'd hang upside down Neonblade out of our stadium as a treatment to all nihilists of the world.


Who from FIF would you promote into your office if u were galactic dictator?

If it was my call i'd definitely have Devious for communication with rest galaxies troll species, Vasilioooooosss, RD, Universe for the Jedi.

Would you rather be galactic dictator or gal-actic-dick-tator?

I'd be dictator of her 3 holes. period

gauwrilla

 

[Devious]

I`d be honored to take that job sir. trolling the all country would be outstanding! :excitedeyes:

 

[sanka]

If you come live here, will you please be my new neighbour? My old one died so his house is available.

When i say i will i mean actually i will in about a year or somethin, till then just shoo the spirits away from that house. lollani