Interview with Guney

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Alright, it's about time someone else is interrogated and I know FIF can't wait to start asking questions about pornstars to an underage prospect :D

1. Name, full preferably?

2. Date of birth, place of birth ?

3. Current place of residence ?

4. Current club, position and average minutes per game ?

5. School/studies ?

6. Hobies and other sports besides football ?

7. When and why did you start supporting inter ?

8. Tits or ass? (mandatory question, can't pull away without this one) ?

9. How many times did you get drunk so hard you couldn't remember shit ?


Go on FIF, pleasure of making him feel awkward is all yours, make me proud :D
 

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Are you still a virgin? If so when are you gonna get some? If not how was it?

:yao:
 

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Thanks for this interview nurko, but i have to go on a sports kamp till friday and wont be able to use internet. Keep the questions going and ill answer them friday
 

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1- What sort of a sports kamp you are attending?

2- Is there chicks in that kamp?

3- did you sneak out your tint at night and went to the girl`s and started jimmy jimmy in their soft spots?

4- What do you think of Nyall`s love for Guarin? do you think it has a gay love story potential?

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Gona post a very original set of questions, it took me like an hour typing them down, so please take it seriously and answer with dedication and medal of honor.

What is your full name?

How long have you been an Inter fan?

When is your birthday?

Who is your favorite player?

What car do you drive?

What is your favorite dish?

When did you become a passionate aggresive alcoholic? Full date please.

choose 5 people from fif to get drunk with. No restrictions.

Hottest babe of the universe?

Favorite drink? Alcoholic.

favorite drink? Non alcoholic.

What do you think of the FIF youth project?

favorite tv show?

Favorite FIF poster?

Why does the avatar of Fitzy haunt me in my dreams?

Do you think we are gonna make third spot with Mazzarri?

How did you steal the hearts of all the FIF members so quickly by picking up the best newcomers awards?

What teams other than Inter do you support?

What tits size do you prefer, Cup D or cub B?

More importantly, tits or ass?

Use a FIF emoticon to describe each player of Inter from the season 2013-14.

Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).


Analrapist
Blackmore
N4L
browha
Vasilios
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Guneyinter
Universe
I4E
dnv
Lionheart
Choppin'
Dynasty
BzzLightyeaaaar
Dylan
Handoyo
Stefan
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Rollercoaster
Ana
Rasha
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
Nyall
Pencilpal
Cal
Visca
Jmaster
Willy
Kato
JJM
Ed.
Kenny
Fapuccino
Michael
Wings
Cafe Cordoba
monster09
Batman
skeet
PimpAin'tEasy
Martijn/Native
Alan
Black Jesus
Wallace
Y&h
E.J.'92
_OC_
.:42:.
MVD
Mad Biscione
Scottish One
 

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Dear Gurnball,

1) Where do you see yourself in 5 years time on FIF? A masterrace thoroughbred Moderator like myself, or will you be human scum like our friend Fitzopherson?

2) Have you ever held a VHS tape?

3) Do you know what a VHS tape is without Google?

4) If I have no feeling in my thumb, does that mean I can stick it where I want and have no responsibility?

5) Will all the questions in this thread be patronising?
 

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How was Your Kampf.
 

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years time on FIF? A masterrace thoroughbred Moderator like myself, or will you be human scum like our friend Fitzopherson?

It's moments like these that make me proud of the reputation I've built for myself on this forum.
 

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Dear Gurnball,

1) Where do you see yourself in 5 years time on FIF? A masterrace thoroughbred Moderator like myself, or will you be human scum like our friend Fitzopherson?

elitist prick
 

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Good to see that the original 'Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).' post in this forum's history is still going strong.
 

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Thanks for this interview nurko, but i have to go on a sports kamp till friday and wont be able to use internet. Keep the questions going and ill answer them friday

Friday, 2015?
 

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Maybe he got caught in the girls tint and got punished, poor Guney
 

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fuck yes im back, keep the thanks.. I mean questions going.

Alright, it's about time someone else is interrogated and I know FIF can't wait to start asking questions about pornstars to an underage prospect :D

1. Name, full preferably? Güney Arslan

2. Date of birth, place of birth ?9th of june 1998, In the city Zaandam in Holland.

3. Current place of residence ? Wif ma daddey

4. Current club, position and average minutes per game ? Amateur football club Fortuna Wormerveer, I play everywhere in midfield to forwards, so CDM/CM/CAM/LM/RM/LW/RW/CF/ST etc etc, and I mostly start from the bench, so average is like 60-ish minutes, and if you want stats, in 4 games I scored 1 goals:)datass: same week when Kova scored a hattrick) and made 2 assists.:alone:

5. School/studies ? I'm in the last year of Highschool, doing VMBO-Kader with a sports degree (SDV), if you want more info about my schooling you should google it because Dutch School is different.

6. Hobies and other sports besides football ? If you call masturbating 3 times a day a sports then yes.

7. When and why did you start supporting inter ? When I was 5 (11 years ago) my daddy went back to Turkey for my grandma's funeral. I was staying over at my cousins. When my dad came back home he bought a shitload of fake football shirts, but we were 5 and didn't know the difference. So since it was my birthday I could choose a jersey first. I remember seeing alot of shirts, from Barcelona to Man Utd, Fc Bayern, like every team. But 1 jersey caught my eyes. An Inter jersey with on the back J.Zanetti, #4. I liked the colors then, not players not clubs. As I got the jersey I paid more attention to the club, watched with my dad Serie A highlights(back in the days they were on television) and every team we played Fifa/Pes I was Inter, and I played with my favorite team Inter, and loved all players, From Chino to Adriano to Ronaldo. After I heard that Inter signed 2 Turkish players who were considered one of the best Turks from the world (Emre and Hakan Sükür) I instantly fell in love. Sorry for the long story and shit.

8. Tits or ass? (mandatory question, can't pull away without this one) ? I would say ass, but the young(er) kid in me says tits, fuck it I go with ass.

9. How many times did you get drunk so hard you couldn't remember shit ? None... Yet. Rasha and Fitzy, you know where you can find me. Lets make The Hangover part 4:datass:

Why are you such a rule breaker regarding the adult threadbecause im a badboy


Nice questions Devious, I wonder who made them.:awyeah:
1- What sort of a sports kamp you are attending? a sports kamp where we had to organise a camp for people who were new in our school. Had to walk 35km with a group because I forgot my map and didn't know the way :)yao:)

2- Is there chicks in that kamp? Yes, there were some nice chicks. But I had to stay professional so everytime they tried something with me I said no :eek:kay:

3- did you sneak out your tint at night and went to the girl`s and started jimmy jimmy in their soft spots? ^:eek:kay:

4- What do you think of Nyall`s love for Guarin? do you think it has a gay love story potential? I think it's beautiful, but his love for Mazzarri is even better, with more potential.


When is your birthday? 9th of june, don't forget.

Who is your favorite player? Recoba/Zanetti/Cruz/Adriano/Kovacic/Sneijder. All are my favorites and I have a shitload more

What car do you drive? a bicycle :eek:kay:. In 2 years I will get my driver's license and get a cheap car

What is your favorite dish? Just because I'm a kid it doesn't mean I love mcdonalds and shit. My favorite dish is a Turkish dish kutu fasulye. Google is your friend

When did you become a passionate aggresive alcoholic? Full date please. 9th of june 2016 :yao:

choose 5 people from fif to get drunk with. No restrictions.
1. Rasha, to get chicks/coke/alcohol + I can start fights with anyone.
2. Nyall, to fantasize about Kovacic.
3. Nurko, we need more balkans.
4. Dara, we need some German to drink all ze beer.
5. Browha, to talk about the bar being worldclass or not.

Hottest babe of the universe?
Alison Brie. I loved her personalitits in Community.


Favorite drink? Alcoholic. dunno, like Safari?

favorite drink? Non alcoholic. Ice Tea

What do you think of the FIF youth project? I love it.

favorite tv show? Community

Favorite FIF poster? This is a hard question, so im just going with That's Unpossible.

Why does the avatar of Fitzy haunt me in my dreams? Dunno, my avatar is making me feel safe atleast.

Do you think we are gonna make third spot with Mazzarri? nah.

How did you steal the hearts of all the FIF members so quickly by picking up the best newcomers awards? are you joking :fffuuu:


What teams other than Inter do you support? FC Groningen, my favorite Dutch team.

What tits size do you prefer, Cup D or cub B? Cup B man, If I wanted to hold 5kg of fat I would go to the snackbar and ask for some.


Use a FIF emoticon to describe each player of Inter from the season 2013-14.ti
Handa::slick:
Jonathan::yao:
Zanetti:::eek:blivious:
JJ:fuckyea:
Palacio:notbad:
Icardi:eek:kay:
Kova:eek:kay:
Ricky:eek:kay:
Guaro:yuno:
Campagnaro:eek:kay:
Kuzmanovic::eek:blivious:
Wallace::palm:
Cambiasso::proud:
Milito::eek:blivious:
Samuel::megusta:
Rolando::epicwin:



Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).
Ill only do people I know well.


browha: Loves Ibra, :yao:Yao Police :yao:
Pajo: Blue Thunder
Fitzy: Permanently Drunk
Guneyinter: Sexy son of a bitch
Universe: A Korean living in Australia or an Australian living in South-Korea.
I4E: part of the fif youth project.
Lionheart:8====D.
Dynasty: No racial slurs allowed.
Dylan: calls me gurney :pokerface:
Devious: he adopted me, but doesn't know yet.
Rasha: Coolest. Balkan. Ever.
crzdcolombian: fuck everything except Colombia.
sokrates: your avatars man, fuck you.
Nyall: Loves Mazzarri as much as I do.
Pencilpal: gone :eek:kay:. Liked him.
Cal: A scot wearing a kilt
Visca: got a drunk birthday wish from :proud:
Willy: A non-crazy Colombian.
JJM: Icardiiiiiiiiiiiscoresssssssssss.
Ed.: Haven't seen in a long time here.
Kenny: That Hungarian guy with the Thohir gif.
Fapuccino: Best name and avatar ever.
Wings: Fuck you, you finished above me in best newcomers award.
PimpAin'tEasy: Should teach how to Pimp here.
Martijn/Native: Fellow Dutchmen, great guy who helped me stay here.
Alan: banned :eek:kay:
Black Jesus: Is Black Jesus.
Wallace: Most serious person ever.
_OC_: OC is in Turkish short for son of a bitch :yao: (orospu çocuğu)
MVD: Wife of Devious. never posted.
Scottish One: Appreciates that I explore the adult thread.

Dear Gurnball,

1) Where do you see yourself in 5 years time on FIF? A masterrace thoroughbred Moderator like myself, or will you be human scum like our friend Fitzopherson? An awardwinning poster with thanks higher than a trillion.

2) Have you ever held a VHS tape? Yes.

3) Do you know what a VHS tape is without Google?Mate, ofcourse I do. Just because I'm young doesn't mean I'm not old school. We were poor as fuck and could not afford alot so I enjoyed a lot of 90s shit when I was young.

4) If I have no feeling in my thumb, does that mean I can stick it where I want and have no responsibility? Dont know. havent tried yet.

5) Will all the questions in this thread be patronising? Don't care, I'm used to alot on the interwebz.

How was Your Kampf.Showers weren't good, 3/10 at best. Went to far didn't I?
Are you the son of Gun?Maybe.
 

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Smoked pot or did shrooms in the kampf?
 

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1- Name the Simpsons FIF cast.

2- Name the Justice League FIF members.. Marvel if you're not a DC fan.

3- You on a mission to destroy Juve's stadium, name the other 6 FIF members of your squad and their respective roles.

4- Name and rate the top 10 villains of Inter in the sporting world.
 
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