Interview with monster09

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Big welcome to our resident Man Utd fan.


1. What is your Name? Nickname?

2. Birthday ?

3. What do you currently do (job/profession etc) ?

4. What are your non-football hobbies/interests?

5. Where do you live?

6. When did you start supporting Man Utd and why? Have you ever been to Manchester/Old Trafford?

7. What is your favorite memory of Man Utd and who is/was your favorite player over the years?

8. Do you follow/like any other clubs besides Man Utd? How much do you like Inter?

9. If you're going to a bar, who are the 5 fif members to join you and why ?

10. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself.


Describe the following members with a few words or an emoticon:

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Updates on Darren Fletcher?


Optimistic for next season?



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Rank the following clubs in order of disdain you have for them

City, Barca, Real, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Jube, PSG
 

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Thanks Visca (wonder whom you PMed first ;) )

I will answer all the questions tomorrow :D
 

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Thanks Visca (wonder whom you PMed first ;) )

I will answer all the questions tomorrow :D

Haha it's not that you were second choice, there was just a previous obligation from earlier that I wanted to be courteous about first.
 

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Rank them. :awyeah:
 

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If that YNWA member here is a hot sexy girl and both of you are the only man and woman live in this world.. and you are so fucking horny.. will you have sex with her? If she denies you, will you beg her?
If yes, which way will you do it?
From a mancheater united fan pov, circumcision or not?
 

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First thing first, I'm pathetic at these things.

1. What is your Name? Nickname? Sunil, people call me Velli

2. Birthday ? 7th Jan

3. What do you currently do (job/profession etc) ? I work as a software engineer.

4. What are your non-football hobbies/interests? I play cricket and football on weekends and some board games. On weekdays I play FM.

5. Where do you live? Bangalore, India.

6. When did you start supporting Man Utd and why? Have you ever been to Manchester/Old Trafford?
I don't remember the exact year but it was late 90s. I said few times as after 1999 and sometimes as 1998 but thing is I don't remember the exact year(as i didn't know shit about league and CL).I just watched some random games as I didn't even know when they were playing and at what time.

I randomly caught ManUtd game when flipping the channel, there was lot of talk about Beckham so started watching to see what the hype is all about. Started loving the game (before that I was just a cricket fan and didn't like football at all) and then started to watch them regularly. I didn't know shit about them and the time they played so missed many games. I remember my friend telling me ManUtd won CL, I was like WTF is that. So after that I started to learn about league and CL and started to watch games with bit more interest. So I would say it was after 1999 only.

No, never been to Old trafford because of various reasons. But for sure I will go at least for one match.


7. What is your favorite memory of Man Utd and who is/was your favorite player over the years?

2008 CL finals but it's very close with 2006-07 league win. We didn't win league for 4 years and Chelsea were growing and we were knocked out of CL group stages, it was looking very gloomy then Ronaldo-Rooney happened. It was fantastic to watch ManUtd that season.

I started following ManUtd because of Beckham, so he is and was my hero. Model professional. If I go only by performance (ignoring the reasons for choosing ManUtd) then it's between Scholes and Beckham.


8. Do you follow/like any other clubs besides Man Utd? How much do you like Inter?

I like underdogs and teams that operate on tight budgets. I just pick a team in the league ( I don't support, I just root for them)

In PL I like Everton.
Serie A: Inter (not because they are underdogs, I had soft spot for them when they were massive underachievers and because of the GREAT Zanetti). Used to watch them rarely but I read most of the news about them and how they played as we didn't have proper Serie A coverage back then.
Bundesliga: Dortmund as they are up against giants Bayern
La Liga: Valencia.

I like Inter a lot, nowhere near close to ManUtd but if they play against any team apart from ManUtd, I will root for them. I was as happy as next Inter fan when they won CL as I love Zanetti and he is one of my all time favorite player.


9. If you're going to a bar, who are the 5 fif members to join you and why ?

I don't drink, Yes. I don't. Never got into that. Still if I have to take 5 I will go with:
Pajo: Dude is awesome and one of the very good person I met here.
Dylan: Same like Pajo.
Fitzy: At least going by his posts he is very humorous and my favorite Aussie.
Dynasty: I love his randomness.
I4E: No idea why.


10. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself.

:yao:


Describe the following members with a few words or an emoticon:

Sorry that I have missed few people as I didn't know much about them.

Analrapist: :dino:
N4L: Better coach than Strama
browha: :pedobear: and better sporting director than Branca
Vasilios: Best poster
Pajo: Best Mod and knows his stuff about players. Fuck Aguero :D
Fitzy: Most humorous
Raul Duke: Stankovic (back then must be a regualar, now I see him posting very rarely, maybe I'm wrong).
Universe: MS Paint expert
I4E: Grandpa and Wikipedia of 90s
cynicgorilla: wannabe Devious :D
Lionheart: :Figo: :fap:
Choppin': Not sure Canadian or an Aussie
Dynasty: Random and Peirs morgan's biggest fan.
Dylan: Shane long
Handoyo: Was nicest mamber but now a lost member.
Stefan: Where the fuck is he?
Devious: :trolldad:
ADRossi: Ali Karimi
Snake: Fitness trainer
Rollercoaster: That questions in all interviews :lol:.
Ana: Bubbly
Earth: Why Valencia is boss for NT and shit for us?
crzdcolombian: Anti Argentinian and Falcao
Sokrates: Best username ever.
Nyall: chameleon (j/k bro). Either overly optimistic or pessimistic.
KevinB: BOSS Belgian
Cal: Heard Best Ever Fifa player and dude is Scottish, must be demi god for Mancs.
Visca: Best Liverpool fan I have interacted with.
Willy: "Funny pics thread" :datass:
Kato: Closet ManUtd fan
Fapuccino: Bundesliga is shit.
Michael: Mourinho (translator :D)
Cafe Cordoba: Why so serious bro?
monster09: Best ever FIF member :D
Batman: Who needs Batman we've got Robin
PimpAin'tEasy: Chelsea fan and RVP deserves red card
Martijn: Fuck Barca
Wallace: Not sure if you are serious.
Y&h: Best newcomer
Ed.: Liverpool fan :D
Uncommon: Uncommon to comment on him
Mad Biscione: :work:
Bluenine: Knows his stuff.
FUCK M I L A N: Fuck Milan
Suneet: Lost dude.
Thats Unpossible: :lol: Best ever poster in the history of Internet.
CABEZAdFUEGO: That username :genius:
Ffi201zi002tlis: First to thank every post.
Lothar of the Hill people: #1 Juve hater
Shaun: Only Aussie who posts on football. Or is he from NZ?
vitomins: Stats man
..

Fuck, this takes so much time.

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Updates on Darren Fletcher?

Heard the operation was successful and he won't have the same problem. He might join preseason. It will be near impossible to be back to his peak fitness and the form he was in 2008-09 season. Such a asset to have him back to full fitness.

Optimistic for next season?

I'm secretly optimistic :D. Gutted that SAF has retired but also bit exciting about new era. Not favorites to win league for sure as we lost SAF and Moyes is making a huge step up from Everton to ManUtd but we have some good players who knows how to win.

Why are Scottish managers so good?
You tell me. Why are Scottish managers so good? Matt Busby, SAF, Bill Shankly. 2 of the biggest clubs in the England owe everything to Scottish managers and the teams they built. What do you lot put in water?

Rank the following clubs in order of disdain you have for them

City, Barca, Real, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Jube, PSG

Liverpool, City, Chelsea, Jube, Barca, PSG, Real, Arsenal

How do you feel without Fergie?

Very weird. Never knew a ManUtd team without him in the dugout. At the same time it's bit exciting also too see how we build for the future. At last Manutd fans will experience the roller coaster ride of hiring and firing managers, backroom staff changes :D

Do you think United will be the same or close to the same?
I don't think so. SAF was one off, what he did with ManUtd was very special. 13 league titles and people often forget about his success with Aberdeen. He was special manager and it will be huge loss for ManUtd.

How do you feel about City and Pellegrino?

I think they will do well. Pellegrini's record in CL is very good (with small teams) and he was very unlucky at Madrid. He can make City the force they want to be. I rate him very highly.


Rank them. :awyeah:

Fuck this, how do you separate them. Anyways I'm going with their contribution to the team.
Cantona
VDS
Solskjaer
RVN
Cole
Yorke

Cole and Yorke were awesome in our treble season but I just can't place them higher than the others in that pic.

Liverpool has so much history?

Is this a question or reply to Ed?

If that YNWA member here is a hot sexy girl and both of you are the only man and woman live in this world.. and you are so fucking horny.. will you have sex with her? If she denies you, will you beg her?
If yes, which way will you do it?
From a mancheater united fan pov, circumcision or not?

No, I would rather die ;)

Question for you Ed, what's your fantasy with circumcision questions? :D
 

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Great answers Monster. A very sensible interview.

You'll take me for a drink because I'll always offer an alternative view to a discussion :)

1. I Played a lot of cricket throughout high school. I bowled right handed but bat left handed. Is that strange to you?

2. Don't you think it's ironic that an alcoholic like SAF cleaned up the terrible and unprofessional drinking culture at Man U?

3. Did you fall in love with Beckham the marketing icon or Beckham the just above average footballer?
 

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So, you rather extinct than be an Adam to the new world?

Have you seen Stefan? Which jungle has he been hiding in South Africa from us?

What's up Bangalore? Are taxi drivers there still mad every few seconds horning here and there?

Are policemen still walking with huge steps like there are pool of shits in front of them?

How much do you love Shah Rukh Khan?

Who is your fav Indian girl model? Please post a pic..

Why Sokrates has not asked you porn stars question? Did he think you're gay or what?
 

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Batman: Who needs Batman we've got Robin

Actually, Batman doesnt give a fuck about MU at the first place :datass:
 

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Why Sokrates has not asked you porn stars question? Did he think you're gay or what?

When I come home I'll ask it :lol:
 

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You have to choose a night with one of this pornstars, who will the choosen one? (Just 1 girl, just 1...)



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Great answers Monster. A very sensible interview.

You'll take me for a drink because I'll always offer an alternative view to a discussion :)

Thanks man. Yeah you offer different view and back up your points, so could have a good discussion :)

1. I Played a lot of cricket throughout high school. I bowled right handed but bat left handed. Is that strange to you?

Tbh No. I have seen lot of players who are right arm bowlers and left hand batsman and also other way around.

In a gully cricket, I always feel sort of awkward playing left arm bowlers though as I rarely play against them, also I kind of suck bowling against left hand batsman, good that we won't be playing cricket :D


2. Don't you think it's ironic that an alcoholic like SAF cleaned up the terrible and unprofessional drinking culture at Man U?

Yeah, when you look overall it's very ironic isn't it. :lol: Great he did that though, athletes shouldn't be addicted to alcohol imo. Kind of understandable for the old man though :D

3. Did you fall in love with Beckham the marketing icon or Beckham the just above average footballer?[/QUOTE]

Trust me David Beckham must be one of the most underrated player. People just think he is a marketing icon and he is hyped way too much but apart from that he is also bloody good player. Can pick pass like any player we have now, his crossing and set pieces were just brilliant. Not to forget his shooting from distance. He has assisted or scored 214 goals in 264 games, which is just fantastic record. I agree he is hyped way too much by media but people just underrated him because of that.

I was interested to see what the marketing icon Beckham was like and fell in love with Beckham the fantastic player.



So, you rather extinct than be an Adam to the new world?

Yes when the only option is the one you gave :D

Have you seen Stefan? Which jungle has he been hiding in South Africa from us?

We should ask H;)n to start a paypal account so that we can make donations to place an ad to search for him. Dude is lost for almost an year.

What's up Bangalore? Are taxi drivers there still mad every few seconds horning here and there?

Yes. Not only just taxi drivers, every one. Annoying.

Are policemen still walking with huge steps like there are pool of shits in front of them?

No idea man :D Never seen them walking like that.

How much do you love Shah Rukh Khan?

0. I hate him, annoying cunt.

Who is your fav Indian girl model? Please post a pic..

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Why Sokrates has not asked you porn stars question? Did he think you're gay or what?

Invalid question :D


You have to choose a night with one of this pornstars, who will the choosen one? (Just 1 girl, just 1...)

This one :D

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Blonde, brunette or redhead? Why?

brunette. At least it's near to Indian girl. I'm very much used to see black/brown haired girls. Anyways once the switch is off I don't give a damn whether it's blonde or bald :p
 
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