Interview with monster09

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Sorry that I have missed few people as I didn't know much about them.


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How da fuck you don't know me?! unacceptable!:challenge:



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What do you bowl?
What's your favourite form of cricket?
What Jersey is more aesthetically pleasing. Inter's or ManU's?
There is a world-wide food shortage and you're forced to wipe out the population of three countries. What countries do you choose and why?
Name five guilty pleasures you have (music, hobbies, movies, tv show etc)
When will the world end and from what?
Do you have a conventional toilet or a hole in the ground? Have you used the latter if your house doesn't have one.
 

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Let's see a pic of your Man U collection?
 

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From which part of india (are they called states?) do you come from? Not where you live.
 

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Your thought about this goal



If you were the Manchester United captain, and you were losing against Manchester City in half time

-Who would you bitchslap?
- Who would you throw your shoe at? (yes, you can aim at Inter players ; Jonathan, Alvarez, Chivu, Guarin, Schelotto)
- What would you say to Moyes to get his shit together?
- Would you go Cantona mode and fuck everybody on the pitch?
- Who's girlfriend you'd fuck?
- Who would you trade pokémon with?
- Who would you give a motivational speech to?



What is your all time favourite Man U team?

At what aspect you feel Moyes will fuck up at Man U?

Why are Indians so obsessed with Cricket?
-> Why does Pune Warriors suck so much at it?

The Indian models are hot, but the local women aren't?

Do you feel India is in an uprise (Economically, Structurally, Globally) ?


Pajo or Vasilios?
Universe or Fitzy
KevinB or Kevin Dane Birch :troll:
JJM or Wera?
cynicgorilla or Martijn?
DirettaInter or Nerazzurri_Ninja? aka Paulino or Zarate/Gago/RandomArgiefootballer
Crzdcolumbian or Willy?
Sokrates or his pornstars?


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Why do I keep seing the number 69 everywhere?What does it mean? :megusta:

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Would you be a Man U fan if you followed them before the EPL was formed?
 

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What do you bowl? I bowl a ball? I'm a right arm bowler though, got a decent pace.
What's your favourite form of cricket? Test cricket.
What Jersey is more aesthetically pleasing. Inter's or ManU's? For me it's ManUtd as Red was always my fav color even before I started supporting them.
There is a world-wide food shortage and you're forced to wipe out the population of three countries. What countries do you choose and why? I think wiping out India and China will solve every problem as the population is very huge.
Name five guilty pleasures you have (music, hobbies, movies, tv show etc) : Music, I love Indian though. I don't watch TV shows and all that bs, I watch movies but most of them are Indian (South Indian movies)
When will the world end and from what? When Zanetti retires, with shock or when Liverpool fans stop talking about history
Do you have a conventional toilet or a hole in the ground? Have you used the latter if your house doesn't have one. Conventional toilet. Never used hole in ground.
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Let's see a pic of your Man U collection?

I don't have pic and I don't put them all in one place. I have few Jerseys, 1 scarf, few key chains, laptop sticker, 4 caps and a band. I use only key chains and cap (very few times) as you look like a wanker donning football stuffs on a streets, especially in India.

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From which part of india (are they called states?) do you come from? Not where you live.

Karnataka. Yes, it is called as State.

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Your thought about this goal

Goal that is Cantona. That arrogance after the goal, that skill to get away from defenders, awareness of space and playing one twos. Most importantly that chip. Defines Cantona perfectly in one goal.


If you were the Manchester United captain, and you were losing against Manchester City in half time

-Who would you bitchslap? Rooney. If he plays on top of his game more often than not we play well.
- Who would you throw your shoe at? (yes, you can aim at Inter players ; Jonathan, Alvarez, Chivu, Guarin, Schelotto): Carrick as I know I's safe, if I throw at Vidic, Rooney, Rafael they will murder me. If I get a chance I will throw at Guarin too, until he starts passing the ball
- What would you say to Moyes to get his shit together? I will just call Fergie and will turn on the loud speaker. ;)
- Would you go Cantona mode and fuck everybody on the pitch? As they are Athletes, I would say No. They will floor me before I even think about doing it.
- Who's girlfriend you'd fuck? De Gea's GF.
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- Who would you trade pokémon with? None. I didn't grow up watching it and I never watched it even once. :D If it's any good then I will trade Bebe.
- Who would you give a motivational speech to? Rooney, dude lost so much interest it's unreal. Will try to give speech to bring him back to full fitness and form.



What is your all time favourite Man U team?

Schmeichel

Neville Rio Vidic Irwin

Beckham Keane Scholes Giggs

Ronaldo Rooney.

Bench: RVN, Stam, Van der sar, Solskjaer, Evra

I'm going with the players I have watched and also for longer period


At what aspect you feel Moyes will fuck up at Man U? When he does something silly and criticize important player in public, which results in him losing dressing room. If we fail to win league in 3-4 years then he might start criticizing wrong persons.

Why are Indians so obsessed with Cricket? Sachin "THE GOD" Tendulkar. And that's the sport we are at least half decent.
-> Why does Pune Warriors suck so much at it? Pathetic team and management. They don't know shit about how to run a franchise.

The Indian models are hot, but the local women aren't? In Bangalore even the local are. But in other places yeah they are not. Obvious isn't it, if they are also hot, who will watch models :D

Do you feel India is in an uprise (Economically, Structurally, Globally) ? No. We are downgrading. I think only uprise in India is the politicians bank balance and nothing more.


Pajo or Vasilios? VaJo
Universe or Fitzy? FitVerse
KevinB or Kevin Dane Birch :troll: : KevinB
JJM or Wera? JJWera
cynicgorilla or Martijn? MartGorilla
DirettaInter or Nerazzurri_Ninja? aka Paulino or Zarate/Gago/RandomArgiefootballer: Random Argie footballer.
Crzdcolumbian or Willy? Willy
Sokrates or his pornstars? Pornstars :D


:datass:

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Why do I keep seing the number 69 everywhere?What does it mean? :megusta:

You tell me :D

Would you be a Man U fan if you followed them before the EPL was formed?

I don't know as I never watched them before. Maybe I wouldn't have as the reason I started watching football didn't even start playing. I have no idea and never thought about it.

:lol: great question

Be honest Monster

Come on Cris, I have given honest answers for every question, why will I not for such a hypothetical question ;)
 

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So you would bitchslap Rooney no problem but you are afraid to throw a shoe at him? :D
 

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So you would bitchslap Rooney no problem but you are afraid to throw a shoe at him? :D

When I answered that question I didn't think about any dressing room incidents, when I was answering throwing shoe I remembered how Beckham was having a go at Fergie and also how Schmeichel was close to punching SAF, so though to keep it real I won't be having a go at any footballer for sure. Just that I didn't change the previous answer.
 

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If you are at the gate of hell.. and you have only 2 options.. to live in hell forever or to go to heaven after being sodomised by ynwalfc.. will you go to heaven or hell?
 

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Who throws a shoe? Honestly...?
 

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If you are at the gate of hell.. and you have only 2 options.. to live in hell forever or to go to heaven after being sodomised by ynwalfc.. will you go to heaven or hell?

:lol: Ed, what do you want me to say? 3 questions on YAWN :lol:

Hell any day of the week and twice on sunday.

Who throws a shoe? Honestly...?

SAF kicked one at Beckham isn't it?

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Also, I'm not sure who are left for the interview, can someone please post who are all the next choices as the people I know are already done.
 

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Ed should go next, see how he answers all his fucked up questions :D
 

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