Interview with Nerazzuro

[Fapuccino]

Ok lets get this started edobear:

(also could a mod put this in the proper thread section please, been having brainfarts left and right :trollol

Name?

Where do you live?

What's your driver's license id?

What's your social security number and/or bank pin?

Have you ever milked a cow?

and the usual interrogation

1. What is your morning routine?
2. What car do you drive?
3. Do you have any job?
4. Education?
5. Birthday?
6. Music?
7. If you can choose to possess one superpower, what would you choose?
8. Kova or Cou?
9. C# or Java?
10. Tits or ass?
11. Most retarded thing you've done?
12. How did you come up with the username browha?
13. Are English chicks hot?
14. Why does English NT suck in football?
15. If some scientists tell you to choose to create a hybrid from two species, which two would you choose?

16. If you had to reorganize Inter by using FIF Members who would be:

- President
- Vice President
- Board of Directors (5)
- Managing Director
- Technical Director
- Sporting Director
- Team Manager
- Youth acadamy Director
- Head of scouts
- Finance Director
- Head Press Officier
- Commercial Director

17. Describe the following members with a few words or an emoticon or a pictura, or however you want:

Analrapist
N4L
browha
Vasilios
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Universe
I4E
cynicgorilla
Lionheart
Choppin'
Dynasty
Dylan
Handyo
Stefan
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Coaster
crzdcolombian
Nyall
KevinB
Cal
Visca
Willy
Kato
Michael
Cafe Cordoba
monster09
Batman
PimpAin'tEasy
Martijn
rockball
Earth
Lothar of the Hill people
the dude
Sokrates
Marco branca
Fap-uccino
JJM

 

[wera]

Why is this thread posted here?

and yes, this is a question for Nerazzuro

 

[spork]

It'll take a little while for me to come up with some brain-busting questions for Mr. Nerazzurro. But in the meantime,

You want my Surrey boys to come smash you, bro? :trolldad:

 

[Visca]

Ciao, come stai?

:slick:

 

[Fitzy]

Ciao, come stai?

:slick:

Coaster?

 

[Visca]

Coaster?

Toaster?

 

[Fitzy]

Toaster?

 

[Ed.]

Why no man answers my questions like a man but a girl answered me like a man aka banana?

 

[Sokrates]

Finally I can ask the porn question again...


You have to choose a night with one of this pornstars, who will the choosen one? (Just 1 girl, just 1...)

 

[JJM]

So I'm to awesome to be in that member list? :datass:

 

[Fapuccino]

added . didnt double check it just copy paste it from others

 

[Devious]

Name?

Torture Preacher

Where do you live?

22nd William Wallace street, second floor to Men`s skirts fashion house.

What's your driver's license id?

My friends call me CJ

What's your social security number and/or bank pin?

Social security numbers are for fags


Have you ever milked a cow?

Hell no! only a bull.


and the usual interrogation

1. What is your morning routine?

I usually wake up in the morning, that`s about it.


2. What car do you drive?

Bugatti mamamiati

3. Do you have any job?

Any job? you mean like aaaaaaaaaaany job??


4. Education?

What about it?


5. Birthday?

I was cloned.


6. Music?

I used to be the bass guitar guy in slipknot.


7. If you can choose to possess one superpower, what would you choose?

Fucking women. I wish I could experience that super power.

8. Kova or Cou?

Penis


9. C# or Java?

Penis


10. Tits or ass?

11. Most retarded thing you've done?

Letting Devious answer my interview questions.


12. How did you come up with the username browha?

I didnt come up, I came down, hard, like a hammer on a fucken nail baby, oh yeah :slick:


13. Are English chicks hot?

No, they are cold as fuck, they fake orgasm, man that`s cold!


14. Why does English NT suck in football?

Because Gerrard and Lampard cant play together.


15. If some scientists tell you to choose to create a hybrid from two species, which two would you choose?

Browha and Fitzy.


16. If you had to reorganize Inter by using FIF Members who would be:

- President: ThatsUnpossible
- Vice President: Ed
- Board of Directors (5): Uncommon, Shaun, Spork, Pimpin, Raul Duke
- Managing Director: Enz
- Technical Director: Pajo
- Sporting Director: Lionheart
- Team Manager: Universe
- Youth acadamy Director: Browha
- Head of scouts: Martijn
- Finance Director: Michael
- Head Press Officier: Willy
- Commercial Director: Dylan

17. Describe the following members with a few words or an emoticon or a pictura, or however you want:

Analrapist :lala:
N4L kay:
browha :fap:
Vasilios
Pajo :excitedeyes:
Fitzy :awwwyeah:
Raul Duke :datass:
Universe suck it deviouzzz

I4E :boogy:
cynicgorilla :datass:
Lionheart :fap:
Choppin' :excitedeyes:
Dynasty :lick:
Dylan hangover
Handyo
Stefan Salvatore
Devious fucken asshole
ADRossi Add some Rossi
Snake :ass:
Coaster :yuno:
crzdcolombian
Nyall :grumpy:
KevinB Brince boating
Cal :fuckyea:
Visca Da gama
Willy Wily wanka
Kato :sweeteye:
Ana banana :lick:
Michael :heart:
Cafe Cordoba
monster09 :ass:
Spork

Batman :skull:
PimpAin'tEasy
Martijn :challenge:
rockball :crybaby:
Earth :notbad:
Lothar of the Hill people :datass:
the dude
Dude
That dude
Sokrates :foreveralone:
Marco branca :dino:
Fap-uccino :fap:

 

[Shaun]

Woot, on the board of directors. Finally!

I'm displeased that some so called "lesser members' have been subtracted from the please describe list. This has nothing to do with the fact that I'm one of those members

Anyway, questions:

What television show character do you feel you're most similar to?

Hypothetical situation:
Hitler has a great great grandson, he will start ww3. He'll also decide to eradicate gingers from the planet. He'll outdo his great grandfather in total deaths.
Your entire family, and pets will be killed by some guy you wronged as a child.
You now have the chance to go back and kill one of these two people at birth and it's the only way of preventing these things happening. Who do you choose?

Is bowling a sport?

Would you fuck a girl with the same name as your mom?

 

[KevinB]

If you were the next capitano, we were losing in half time, Strama once again fucked formations up (Jona, Chivu, Schelotto, Kuz, Cuchu, Deki, Gargano, Rocchi, Handa, Alvarez and you are playing)

Who would you (fill in player names) :

- Slap in the face ?

- Throw your shoe at ?

- Give a motivation speech to?

- Tell to lose weight?

- Fuck his girlfriend/wife because he played lousy?

- Which youngster should be substituted in?

- What would you do to make Strama get his shit together?

- bang his sister ?

- Drink motivational Wodka in half time with?

- Tell to never, ever go on FIF ?

- tell him to have a quick fap?

- tell that he fapped too much?

- share a milkshake with?

- think that is the funniest guy in the locker?

- Tell to cut his hair/hair change?

- trade a pokemon with?


You recieve a new wage, which is 50% less then normal, Inter board tells you to go fuck yourself and no longer go on FIF, what would you do?

What team would you go to, if not Inter?

You leave the training ground, and see a bunch of fangirls waiting for you, they want to bang you. And you know it.
But, however they are also Beiber fangirls and thus minor aged (12-16). What would you do?


Why does everybody think I'm Kevin Dane Birch ?

 

[Nerazzurro]

Interview with Nerazzuro
Ok lets get this started

(also could a mod put this in the proper thread section please, been having brainfarts left and right )

Name? T.

Where do you live? You fucking stalker.

What's your driver's license id? Fannybaws

What's your social security number and/or bank pin? Are you a princess from Nigeria by any chance (just jokes nigerian nerazzurri, much love).

Have you ever milked a cow? Plenty of girls that are figuratively speaking, cows.

and the usual interrogation

1. What is your morning routine? Coffee and head out where I need to go.
2. What car do you drive? Don't need to where I am.
3. Do you have any job? No personal details. Online though I help Michael and FedeNerazzurra with translating articles.
4. Education? I am very well mannered. Right?
5. Birthday? Celebrated it the day before in Genoa with an inter win away at Samp.
6. Music? My music tastes are diverse and reflect my mood and past tastes. Examples later.
7. If you can choose to possess one superpower, what would you choose?
8. Kova or Cou? Kova
9. C# or Java? C#
10. Tits or ass? Boobs. But booty boob ratio is important too.
11. Most retarded thing you've done? Let devious write the answers for me. Real life? I'd say more crazy than stupid, cage dive with great white sharks.
12. How did you come up with the username Nerazzuro? Pretty Fucking obvious...
13. Are English chicks hot? All people have hot and ugly. English girls can be pretty hot. Just a problem with too much makeup.
14. Why does English NT suck in football? Because, they're England.
15. If some scientists tell you to choose to create a hybrid from two species, which two would you choose? A Fitzy hybridysed with a Devious. Fuck, that would be horrendous but interesting.

16. If you had to reorganize Inter by using FIF Members who would be:

- President Devious
- Vice President
- Board of Directors (5) Me, Scottish one, Sokrates, Pimpin, fappuccino
- Managing Director Marco branca
- Technical Director rockball
- Sporting Director Me
- Team Manager Cal (cant go wrong with a Scottish manager?)
- Youth acadamy Director Brow
- Head of scouts Pajo
- Finance Director Michael
- Head Press Officier wallace, hands down.
- Commercial Director jjm

17. Describe the following members with a few words or an emoticon or a pictura, or however you want:

Analrapist
N4L dutch?
browha too easy
Vasilios Recoba the mod
Pajo Kafana party animal
Fitzy has his own brewery
Raul Duke Spanish?
Universe Robotic cunt
I4E old man, but cool.
cynicgorilla please change the name
Lionheart
Choppin' Canuckistani
Dynasty Fucking random
Dylan Fididleedee potatoes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9lg6HqJeY0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Handoyo Bossman.
Stefan Dunno him
Devious 3ars.
ADRossi Romanista and De Rossi fan?
Snake Al akh al shami
Coaster super serious.
crzdcolombian The Coke's gone to his head.
Nyall Grammar Nazi
KevinB Boateng!
Cal Aye ya wee bampot al cheb ye!
Visca Friendly Barça
Willy Señor Juan Valdez
Kato talks in the third person
Michael Signor FedeNerazzurra.com
Cafe Cordoba el mulo fan
monster09 scary
Batman Bin Suparman
PimpAin'tEasy Irish :fap:'er.
Martijn high as fuck, (based on his posts. Not because he's dutch).
rockball Schelotto avatar ffs
Earth Holaaaa me llamo Juan.
Lothar of the Hill people Wat?
the dude the Fucking duuuuude. Duuuuude.
Sokrates Mr. "help me with my Italian homework"
Marco branca when will they sack you? Literally?
Fap-uccino Don't go over to his, for coffee.
JJM Juan Jesus, Man :troll:
Shaun your mind is twisted.
Scottish one get yer Tits oot!
Wallace troll huehuehuehue
Ed. Emma Watson true and only love (devious :troll: )

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Superpower: telekinetically remove panties.

If I missed anyone for the description. Let me know.

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Edit 2: Devious... You really outdid yourself. For that I will share your precious emma Watson link in the emma Watson thread.

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Why is this thread posted here?

and yes, this is a question for Nerazzuro

The real question is: why aren't you on a Juve forum? (jkjk)

Why no man answers my questions like a man but a girl answered me like a man aka banana?

Because most men don't have balls like ana? (figuratively hopefully )

That being said... Start asking I'm not afraid.

Ciao, come stai?

:slick:

Benissimo, grazie! tu?

So I'm to awesome to be in that member list? :datass:

Yes you are.

 

[Earth]

I take credit for making this interview happen.

kudos to one of the best members here, and an extremely well educated person.

on to the questions:
1: what countries have you traveled to?
2: how many languages do you know?
3: what is your name? ( you know my name I want to know yours)
hobbies? reading perhaps?

 

[Nerazzurro]

I'll get to the other questions another time. Shaun yours were especially cool.

 

[Cal]

I like your use of Scottish vocabulary in some of your posts :thumbsup:

They fly under the radar tho cause no one knows the meaning..


You've visited here obviously?

 

[Devious]

3ars!! :excitedeyes:

 

[sanka]

I got sick of ppl telling me to rename. I WILL MOTHERFUCKERS.

thank you.