Interview with nurko

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I'm not sure what to say...Thanks?

If only real life females liked me as much as fif members. I'd be out pimpin' Pimpin'
 

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Universe; said:
By 'amateur' you mean people who don't know you're filming them..?

:lol:
 

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I'd rather bang a male Shaun.



By 'amateur' you mean people who don't know you're filming them..?

Seems legit.

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I know what to do, I`m gona ignore your post completely and go watch cartoons instead :fuckyea:


Nurko, couple of questions if you dont mind:

How do you watch Inter games mostly, alone at home ( like me :alone: ) or in a bar or cafeshop? do you also prefer to watch the games with someone else or alone?

Do you think Mazzarri has a chance of convincing us to keep him next year too?

About your job, what`s the best part of it, the planning or the code writing?

What do you think of Devious Productions? dont you think that he`s a massive cunt for not making new videos since the treble? or do you think he`s not to blame since Inter is not particulary inspiring anyone lately?

Choose from A, B and C:

Dynasty is:
A) An automated answer machine
B) A disguised cat
C) A wHoooooorse

FIF is:
A) A nice place to hang with beautiful and thoughtful friends to share beautiful life experience and spend good time
B) lol at the A
C) definitely lol at A

Answer the following questions:

There is a pole in a lake. Half of the pole is embedded in the mud at the bottom of the pond, another one third is covered by water, and 7 feet is out of the water. How many naked chicks can fit in the pole?

If the hour hand of a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, how many degrees will it move til Im no longer single?

I spend a third of my money on The Last Of Us game, half the rest on a Mass Effect trilogy and a quarter of what I then have left on a GTA. How much money do I have left? :(
 

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I spend a third of my money on The Last Of Us game, half the rest on a Mass Effect trilogy and a quarter of what I then have left on a GTA. How much money do I have left? :(

This one doesn't make sense if we don't know with how much money you started.
 

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This one doesn't make sense if we don't know with how much money you started.

He has, for example 100%
He spends 33,33 % for TLOU
He spends half the rest (= 50% of the left 66,66 % = 33,33 %)
He spends a quarter of the rest for GTA (= 25% of 33,33 % = 8,33%)
So I guess he has 25,01% left


Btw: Trolling level > devious
 

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I`m 90 kgs atm and Im starting a diet on Saturday, so I`d really really appreciate it if you change your damn avatar Sokrates.
 

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I`m 90 kgs atm and Im starting a diet on Saturday, so I`d really really appreciate it if you change your damn avatar Sokrates.

Done (because I love you :joker: )
 

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I know what to do, I`m gona ignore your post completely and go watch cartoons instead :fuckyea:


Nurko, couple of questions if you dont mind:

How do you watch Inter games mostly, alone at home ( like me :alone: ) or in a bar or cafeshop? do you also prefer to watch the games with someone else or alone?
Mostly alone at home, I would like to watch it with a friend but we don't live nearby so that's a bit of a problem.

Do you think Mazzarri has a chance of convincing us to keep him next year too?

I have to say chances are slim but I would not exclude the possibility. Still hope for a modern approach coach next season.

About your job, what`s the best part of it, the planning or the code writing?

The best part is everyone being young and mostly down-to-earth... I mean the software industry is young here so people, colleagues etc are fairly young as well. The down-to-earthness comes with the teritory, but of course you get a rotten apple every now and then.

What do you think of Devious Productions? dont you think that he`s a massive cunt for not making new videos since the treble? or do you think he`s not to blame since Inter is not particulary inspiring anyone lately?

You need to search the inspiration within. If Zanetti could do squats at the airport with his wife on his back, surely the Production can live again.

Choose from A, B and C:

Dynasty is:
A) An automated answer machine
B) A disguised cat
C) A wHoooooorse
B

FIF is:
A) A nice place to hang with beautiful and thoughtful friends to share beautiful life experience and spend good time
B) lol at the A
C) definitely lol at A
B

Answer the following questions:

There is a pole in a lake. Half of the pole is embedded in the mud at the bottom of the pond, another one third is covered by water, and 7 feet is out of the water. How many naked chicks can fit in the pole?
I am bad at math when naked chicks are mentioned.


If the hour hand of a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, how many degrees will it move til Im no longer single?
A lot mate. A lot.

I spend a third of my money on The Last Of Us game, half the rest on a Mass Effect trilogy and a quarter of what I then have left on a GTA. How much money do I have left? :(
around 1/4...I see that some have already answered so well done boys and girls.

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Alright boys and girls, I'll be thinking about the next member to be interviewed, it's about time.
I'll provide a name by Monday as I have a wedding to attend on Saturday, and a hangover to suffer through on Sunday.
 

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Thank you. That shit infuriates me. I'm not sure it will work outside of UK & Ireland but try watch Episode 2 of this if you can, it's only 4 minutes. If not they seem to be updating them slowly onto YouTube.


This shit is what I was talking about.
 

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Exactly! And this pile of shit keeps growing, Facebook even announced they will be moving towards reduction of this kind of posts in news feed deliberately, that's how annoying this shit is becoming.
 

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I can only see boobs..
 
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