Interview with Nyall

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fuck you all with nyall and shit ...

sorry guney the pressure was too big



Whats your real name and how old are you ?

How much siblings do you have ?

How it feels to be the FIF special one ?

What if WM is your father, would you still want him out ?

who is trolling more about WM wallace or black jesus ?

What do you think about me ( i dont give a fuck about others :yao: ) ?

Did you show your D to pimpin ?

What do you do for a living ?

promise me that you will interview guney next
 

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To be honest I wanted to start the thread, I made a few questions but than forgot about it. And you can't have 2 interview threads, it will break the FIF Universe. :yao:

If you were in a room with Mazzarri, Hitler, Gobbi, Berlusconi and the inventors of Croqs, and you had a baseball bat with 3 nails in it and you could hit somebody in the room 3 times, where would you hit Mazzarri? The bat can't kill anybody so don't worry moral warriors.

what is your favorite dish?

do you have a ''special one''? and no, a picture of Kovacic on a sex doll is not a partner, believe me I tried.

If your answer to the question above was no, do you have a Brazzers account? if so can I use it?

What are your life goals (outside of kicking Mazzarri in his imaginary nuts, ofcourse)?

more questions to come
 

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yes I have a question...

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Who?! WM of course :megusta:

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fuck you all with nyall and shit ...

sorry guney the pressure was too big



Whats your real name and how old are you ?

How much siblings do you have ?

How it feels to be the FIF special one ?

What if WM is your father, would you still want him out ?

who is trolling more about WM wallace or black jesus ?

What do you think about me ( i dont give a fuck about others :yao: ) ?

Did you show your D to pimpin ?

What do you do for a living ?

promise me that you will interview guney next

I would like to see wickard wizard run a spell & grammar check on this

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To be honest I wanted to start the thread, I made a few questions but than forgot about it.

If only you had enough time to remember them

FIF Universe.

:proud:
 

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As the leader of the bitchin' coalition how do you do?
 

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I am retarded and thought this thread was for wera, so instead I bring to you a different question than I originally posted:

Would you exchange the last 10 years of your life before you die to turn back time and make it so Mazzarri was never appointed and Strama stays?
 
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If you had to reorganize Inter by using Fif Members who would be

President
Vice President
Board of Directors (5)
Managing Director
Technical Director
Sporting Director
Team Manager
Youth acadamy Director
Head of scouts
Finance Director
Head Press Officier
Commercial Director



Situation: After Inter - Bologna match. You're sitting along the players in the dressing room
Who would you :

- Bitchslap :
- Yell at :
- Fuck his girlfriend :
- Give a tap on shoulder to :
- Support :
- Go Bellamy mode and take a golf club to smack :
- Tell him to call Coutinho :
- Tell him to never ever take a foot on the pitch as player :


Do you think people who watch Inter get depressive, and people who stop watching Inter get back happy?

Will Thorir save us?


Will Belgium get Semi-Finals or Final at WC?

:alone:
 

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Ok let's get this copy-paste job out of the way...

Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).


Analrapist
Blackmore
N4L
browha
Vasilios
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Guneyinter
Universe
I4E
dnv
Lionheart
Choppin'
Dynasty
BzzLightyeaaaar
Dylan
Handoyo
Stefan
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Rollercoaster
Ana
Rasha
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
Nyall
Pencilpal
Cal
Visca
Jmaster
Willy
Kato
JJM
Ed.
Kenny
Fapuccino
Michael
Wings
Cafe Cordoba
monster09
Batman
skeet
PimpAin'tEasy
Martijn/Native
Alan
Black Jesus
Wallace
Y&h
E.J.'92
_OC_
.:42:.
MVD
Mad Biscione
Scottish One
Bluenine
FUCK M I L A N
Suneet
Wobblz
rockball
Earth
Nerazzurro
Anton the great
_Ivan_
Lothar of the Hill people
DirettaInter
Shaun
wambam
Jacquez
Stramala
The_Dude
chipschups
spork
Howl
VibeTribe
Dude
Broseph Stalin
interista4
Thatdude
chiktikka_fastpaws
۩۞*saN^_^Ton*۞۩
13large sequel to 12large
africa 4 ever
ben_inter_ibrahimovic
Jorgensen
ThisIsNotAnfield
z3275541
KevinB
Hadrian
Verathia
Eu sempre venço
 

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What's a battle?
 

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Would you rather Mazzarri be our coach next season, or:

French kiss Browha for 5 seconds
Take 3 two hour pottery classes per week for 3 years
Live in a lighthouse for three months without human contact
Give a handjob to a homeless man
work at McDonalds for a month
Live with Devious for 1 year
Get a tattoo on your ass that says "I <3 you, Mom"
Die alone
Murder a FIF member of your choosing
 

Nyall

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Finally! I was beginning to think I'd have to beg for this! Time to get started!

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Whats your real name and how old are you ? Nyall and I'm 21
How much siblings do you have ? None
How it feels to be the FIF special one ? Pretty great actually, I get signed Christmas cards from all the mods and admins and a "special" treat on my birthday.

What if WM is your father, would you still want him out ? Nope, he'd be bringing home made money. I'd use that to get bitches.
who is trolling more about WM wallace or black jesus ? Hadrian tbh, Wallace is serious and Black Jesus is spot on!

What do you think about me ( i dont give a fuck about others ) ? You're an alcoholic who's ass I could totally kick on the internet. If I ever saw in real life though I'd be scared shitless of you because you're fucking huge. I also believe that you put that Inter shirt on years ago, got jacked and now it can't come off.

Did you show your D to pimpin ? No, FIF crashed when we tried. Same with imgur and all the other photo sites. They all said size too big.

What do you do for a living ? University student and I also work at an amusement park.

promise me that you will interview guney next You have my word

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As the leader of the bitchin' coalition how do you do?

I'm fucking great! Just finished a final and in desparate need of sleep, so I was actually gonna watch this season's highlight videos to knock me out, and then I saw this thread..

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Would you exchange the last 10 years of your life before you die to turn back time and make it so Mazzarri was never appointed and Strama stays?

Fuck no, I like living. Unless I was gonna live to like 110 then fine, but apart from that no. Years ago, I probably would have said yes.

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President - Nyall
Vice President - luka
Board of Directors (5) - Pajo, Shaun, I4E, Wings, and Hadrian
Managing Director - wera
Technical Director - Fap
Sporting Director - vitomins
Team Manager - n4l
Youth acadamy Director - browha
Head of scouts - pencipal
Finance Director - Lionheart (he works at a bank)
Head Press Officier - Michael
Commercial Director - Guney



Situation: After Inter - Bologna match. You're sitting along the players in the dressing room
Who would you :

- Bitchslap : Guarin
- Yell at : Taider
- Fuck his girlfriend : Icardi
- Give a tap on shoulder to : Zanetti
- Support : Zanetti
- Go Bellamy mode and take a golf club to smack : Kuzmanovic
- Tell him to call Coutinho : Kovacic
- Tell him to never ever take a foot on the pitch as player : Mazzarri


Do you think people who watch Inter get depressive, and people who stop watching Inter get back happy? Watching Inter is supposed to make us crazy and that's what each and everyone of us are for supporting this team.

Will Thorir save us? Honestly, no. I know nothing about him, but his grins scream dirty schemer. I'm hoping I'm wrong though.


Will Belgium get Semi-Finals or Final at WC? I have them as a sleeper in the world cup being this year's Uruguay. I think they definitely can with a little luck, They definitely have the talent.
 

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I'm not sure if you live in Toronto or other ON suburbs, but if u do then:

Why are ttc drivers the biggest assholes in the world?

Why does the city have more mentally ill people in its streets out of any major metropolitan NA city?

Did Drake really start from the bottom?

Should Canada keep the queen of England as the head of state?

color or colour?
 

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Fuck just took a quick look at the forum and thought it was an interview with a nihilist.

Disappointed.

But then, I realised it was Nyall, so it's basically same same.
 

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what do you think is more important in life-

having a (happy) family or having a lot of money?

are you a traveller? which foreign countries have you visited?

can you cry under water?

how important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

if a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
 

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If you had a 16 y/o son or nephew who is supposed to be the next big thing with a bunch of clubs after him, including Inter, would you let him sign with Inter? Or would you tell him that if he signs with Inter he might as well just retire?
 

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now when he is interviewed he asked to be banned ... what a dickhead
 

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Analrapist - great at FIFA, helped me score a hattrick on my FIFAUW debut
Blackmore - still waiting for him to post a selfie
N4L - incredibly intelligent fella, when he speaks I read no matter how long
browha - incredibly intelligent, albeit so much more controversial, one of my favs primarily because of his pro-youth stance
Vasilios - is he still here?
Pajo - Great poster
Fitzy - Sandow needs to stop jobbing.
Raul Duke - I honestly don't know what to say.
Guneyinter - Has two contenders for post of the year, enuff said.
Universe - Pound for pound, probably the best poster here, just cuz of his coarse humor and IDGAF attitude.
I4E - He's a true Interista, one that I hope to be in 60 years when I'm his age. He fathered a child on the day Milito in the Milan derby in Jan 2012. If that doesn't scream Interista nothing does.
Lionheart - Dara, a sexy motherfucker.
Choppin' - A fellow Canadian, great poster.
Dynasty - Warrior?
Dylan - I don't think he likes me very much. I think we played a couple times on FIFA but he never says hello, anymore.
Handoyo - I love han. He is like Moratti, he got me this amazing new contract extension, at double the pay post treble.
Stefan - Serious as fuck, but another poster that I miss. He had pretty good views.
Devious - Great guy. Still awaiting my box of Kit Kat bars though. Ps. his views on Mazzarri are spot on!
ADRossi - His views on Mazzarri are great, but the fact that he followed Team Canada for the Olympics lowers several thumbs.
Snake - He's living the life that I dream about.
Rollercoaster - up and down, round and round
Ana - She was/is cool. I'm jealous so much at the fact that she met and spilled a drink on Hernan Crespo at the Super Classico.
Rasha - A drunk. None the less, still makes the dull games, exciting.
crzdcolombian - I was talking to my Columbian friend from Columbia about how Columbian Guarin is, but my Columbian friend, told me that he knows what Columbians look like and Guarin doesn't look all that Columbian. :work:
Sokrates - Mazzarri fan for far too long (n)
Nyall - The best damn poster on this forum. He is right 100% of the time 100% of the time. He won Inter the club a Champions League and is a real gift to this forum.
Pencilpal - Although he had too many long posts and arguments, but some of his views were very inciteful. He knew football though for sure.
Cal - Another great FIFA player, who doesn't talk to me, so I don't think she likes me very much. Still helped me score a hattrick on my debut.
Willy - lucky guy, dresses well, travels the world. Wouldn't mind being him.
Kato - She's FIF's token girl that Han probably pays a shit ton, just so that he doesn't have to tell his friends that he runs a forum with only dudes and some of them send dick pics to each other.
JJM - uggh, bipolar. He needs to pick a side.As well as a new favorite player. Jonathan is shit. Have you never heard of Maicon?
Fapuccino - has legendary opinions! More users here need to subscribe to his views!
Michael - I want to see what you look like!
Wings - Another user who admire greatly!
Cafe Cordoba - I haven't interacted with him much since he became a mod. But me and him had a love-hate relationship before that.
monster09 - Man Utd doing this badly pleases me :) I hope you guys keep Moyes for as long as you guys kept Fergie
PimpAin'tEasy - He's domesticated now. We had a nasty Guarin induced altercation in the summer, but have patched things up (i think) and are even almost friends, maybe? We exchanged dick pics so I think it's official. Him seeing the light on Guarin is terrific though!
Martijn/Native - wooow, I actually didn't know that Native used to be Martijn.
Alan - I'm still not convinced that you're not that Swedish guy who was in loved with Ibra and used to be XL and tried to get me banned.
Black Jesus - him and Wallace should date.
Wallace - him and Black Jesus should date.
Mad Biscione - haven't seen him in a while. He knew his shit.
Bluenine - great poster of long things.
FUCK M I L A N - F U C K M A Z Z A R R I
Suneet - I love Sun! I miss Sun! Come back Sun!
DirettaInter - FIFs biggest douche! He thinks he's too good to talk to any of us and just spends his days posting article links in that single thread. Well you know what? FUCK YOU!
Shaun - Fantastic poster and moderator. Definitely gonna push Pajo for best Mod. Definitely gonna use my Anti Mazzarri lobby in his favor come OScar season!

_Ivan_ - sorry
Wobblz - guys
rockball - I
Earth - haven't
Nerazzurro - communicated
Anton the great - enough
wambam - with
Jacquez - you
Stramala - guys
The_Dude - to
chipschups - have
spork - something
Howl - unique
Y&h - and
E.J.'92 - personalized
_OC_ - to
.:42:. - say
MVD - but
Scottish One - if
Ed. - you
Kenny - guys
Batman - hate
skeet - Mazzarri
Visca - holla
Jmaster - at
BzzLightyeaaaar - me

interista4 - I'm trying to get with this Israeli chick, mind giving my tips?
Thatdude - ewww. he's pro Mazzarri.

VibeTribe - who
Dude - the
Broseph Stalin - fuck
chiktikka_fastpaws - are
۩۞*saN^_^Ton*۞۩ - all
13large sequel to 12large - these
africa 4 ever - fucking
ben_inter_ibrahimovic - people
Jorgensen - that
ThisIsNotAnfield - I've
z3275541 - never
Lothar of the Hill people - seen
dnv - post?

KevinB - If Belguim goes deep in the World Cup, mind sending me some authentic Belgian chocolates, (since I gave them my blessing)? I'll pay for shipping :)
Hadrian - FIF's very own whiteknight, Pope of Pajoism and number one DeNyallist. He's my nemesis but I genuinely like him. Mark My Words though, I WILL convert him to a Mazzarri hater!
Verathia - you post nice threads but you will NEVER EVER be as legendary a threadstarter as me! EVER
Eu sempre venço - weird Brazilian guy.
 
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I was actually talking about you to Uni.. but I guess Damien Sandow needs to stop as well.

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I'm not sure if you live in Toronto or other ON suburbs, but if u do then: Toronto

Why are ttc drivers the biggest assholes in the world? - I actually don't fucking know.. some of them are pretty cool, tbh but others are pieces of shit. Thank God I drive now and don't have to deal with them anymore.

Why does the city have more mentally ill people in its streets out of any major metropolitan NA city? - Cuz Canadians are fucking weird.

Did Drake really start from the bottom? - No! Fuck Drake. He started as a Black Jew from the suburbs. And was a condom blowing actor named Jimmy Brooks, who got shot on Degrassi as a teen. Drake doesn't know what the bottom is.

Should Canada keep the queen of England as the head of state? - Fuck the queen. No.

color or colour? - Color.

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what do you think is more important in life-

having a (happy) family or having a lot of money? - happy family

are you a traveller? which foreign countries have you visited? - Nope. I've been to St. Lucia, Canada, USA, Barbados, and Trinidad and Tobago.

can you cry under water? - hmmm I've never cried. I have fapped and jizzed in the ocean though..

how important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? - I was just talking to one of my guy friends the other day and I asked him this very question. This is how he explained this question to me. To assassinate someone means to kill a prominent person primarily for political reasons and by premeditated and treacherous means; where as the term murder means to take the life of another person willfully. The basic difference is the reason why the killer pulled the trigger. That is why when the murders of Abe Lincoln, JFK, MLK, and many other political figures are discussed the term “assassinated” is used over murdered; where as the murder of my high school sweetheart is just that, a murder, This was my understanding of the difference and I hope this helps you. Now I have a question for you because it is going though my head right now. Where does the saying “She assassinated my character with her lies” come from. I haven’t found an answer to that so if you find out that will you let me know please as I really would like to know.

if a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? - Yes

why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? - I eat it. The blacker the better :work:
 
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