I'd like to thank Raul Dukington the 3rd for his punctual and hilarity-ensuing answers. I also eagerly look forward to my stay in his basement of horrors.
I'd also like to say a big fuck you to Universe aka Jae aka Sydney's Finest for "All Gold Everything" by Trinidad James. I am now humming that appalling piece of filth in the shower, on the toilet and when I'm busting my nut. Frankly, the last one was a terrible, terrible masturbation experience. And honestly, if you have an orgasm and it isn't the best thing in the world for those 10-15 seconds, something went quite wrong.
Lastly, fuck off to me for even pressing the play button on "All Gold Everything" by Trinidad James. Somewhere out there, Big Daddy Kane just had a mild stroke.