Interview with Shaun

[Raul Duke]

Interview with Shaun

1. Name?

2. Job?

3. Superpowers?

4. What are your hobbies/interests?

5. What sort of music you into

6 (secs). What sort of music do you despise

7 (siven). Whereabouts do you currently reside? *

8. When did you start supporting Inter and why?

9. Describe the following shitheads using a few words or emoticons

Dyntertainmet
Analrapist
Blackmore
N4l
Browha
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Universe
I4E
gauwrilla
Lionheart
B-rad (choppinions)
Buzzdick
Dylan
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Roller coaster
Ana
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
Nyall
the REAL Nyall
any other Nyalls not mentioned
Cal
Visca
Willy
Kato
wera
ninuk
Michael
Cafe Cordoba
monster09
Batman
KevinB
skeet
spork
JJM
Pimp
Ed.
Martijn
Wallace

9. If you could breed a mammal and a non-mammal to create some hybrid abomination to keep as a pet what would it be?

1:challenge:. If you could pick one artist, movie star, historical figure (I4E not counted), FIF member, inter player and a made-belief character (Uni not included) to spend a night of debauchery with. Who would they be?

11. What's your favorite:

Movie
Song
Book
Brand of pre-bottled water

12. List 5 pathetic reasons as to why NZers are better than Aussies

13. Sheep. Discuss (sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[Sokrates]

Tits or asses?


:sokrates:

 

[I4E]

6 (secs). What sort of music do you despise

7 (siven). Whereabouts do you currently reside? *

:trollol:

I know wi shouldn't laugh, but thuts fenny

 

[Universe]

Since no one answered me in the other thread, after using mouthwash, am I supposed to rinse my mouth out with water again?

 

[Sokrates]

Since no one answered me in the other thread, after using mouthwash, am I supposed to rinse my mouth out with water again?

Ok, what do you want to change your avatar?

 

[Y&h]

Your top 5 Batman villains, most evil ones...

Superman has boring enemies. Do you agree with this notion?

Orcas or Crocodiles?

 

[Universe]

Y or h?

 

[spork]

Would you rather have a 18-inch cock, which will quickly impede blood flow to your brain, or one that is half an inch long and become the laughing stock of your peers?

 

[Kakaroto]

Why am I never on the list of shit-heads to describe?

 

[Pimpin]

have you ever thought about fucking sheep?

have you ever actually done it

 

[dynasty27]

Why not Shawn or Sean? Or John?

 

[Dylan]

Seán.

 

[Uncommon]

Since no one answered me in the other thread, after using mouthwash, am I supposed to rinse my mouth out with water again?

Actually i would like to know that to, because i never rinse with water afterwards...:work:

 

[Dylan]

I always do. If mouthwash was anyway good then it wouldn't be effected by a gulp of water.

 

[Coasterfreek]

What do you like to drink?

 

[Ed.]

I hope it is not milk..

 

[Shaun]

Interview with Shaun

1. Name? Shaun Troy W$%&&A&ER

2. Job? Part time data entry, part time professional bum

3. Superpowers? bad eye sight, insomnia, elevated vertical head position, super metabolism, 5 minute abs

4. What are your hobbies/interests? Music, tennis, Films, go-karts, cricket, touch-rugby, cycling, reading, INTER

5. What sort of music you into - Metal, Post Rock, Indie Rock, Noise Rock, Folk-Rolk Drone, Alt-Rock, IDM, Ambient, White Noise, Classical, Modern Classical, Abstract Hip-Hop, Prog, Trip-Hop, Instrumental, Drum and Bass, Breakbeat, and I really like soundtracks

6 (secs). What sort of music do you despise - Pop, R&B, gosspel and Bon Jovi

7 (siven). Whereabouts do you currently reside?
Christchurch, NZ - Land of 10,000 earthquakes.

8. When did you start supporting Inter and why?
2002, Inter vs. Chievo, the first non EPL or national game of football I ever watched. I can't really explain it. Awesome colours, amazing stadium, Inter were stacked with amazing strikers, something just clicked. Plus they were not English

9. Describe the following shitheads using a few words or emoticons

Dyntertainmet - Terrible name
Analrapist - Arrested Developement:slick:
Blackmore - Better than Whiteless
N4l - my favourite egyptian
Browha - Not world class, not bad either
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos - Deserves at least a litle bit more ooos
Pajo - Great member
Fitzy - :awwwyeah::awwwyeah::awwwyeah::awwwyeah:
Raul Duke - Nice avatar, Australian
Universe - He almost makes up for his small penis in personality
I4E - Annoying name, otherwise :notbad:
gauwrilla - I picture them with hair knuckles
Lionheart - Nice suit, has swag. Gotta respect swag
B-rad (choppinions) - for a long time I read their name as choppin onions
Buzzdick - probably has no hair down there
Dylan - who uses their real name as a handle? :troll:
Devious - He isn't as devious as he thinks he is, but :datass:
ADRossi - :milkrageface:
Snake - Good guy, probably looks better without his shirt on than I do
Roller coaster - Waterslide
Ana - Im uncomfortable with the lack of a second N
crzdcolombian - Player manager for every player from his country
Sokrates - Great philosopher
Nyall - not real
the REAL Nyall - Too Real
any other Nyalls not mentioned - iimitation is the sincerest form of flattery
Cal - Thanks me a a lot, I respect that
Visca - My favourite barca fan other than shakira
Willy - Penis
Kato - first member I'd copulate with other than Fitzy
wera
ninuk - His own person
Michael - Thanks
Cafe Cordoba - Old school:fuckyea:
monster09 - alright for a Man United fan
Batman - nightwing is better
KevinB - The best kevin in Belgium
skeet - Reminds me of Doug Funny:excitedeyes:
spork - A sharp spoon
JJM - Good guy, good posts
Pimp - Pimp!:fuckyea:
Ed. Short and sweet
Martijn - :derpcry:
Wallace - Has an old man name, but otherwise :notbad:

9. If you could breed a mammal and a non-mammal to create some hybrid abomination to keep as a pet what would it be?
Dog, and a glow-in-the-dark jellyfish - He'd be pretty bad-ass, perhaps poisonous. And he'd save me on the cost power and I wouldnt trip over him in the night

1:challenge:. If you could pick one artist, movie star, historical figure (I4E not counted), FIF member, inter player and a made-belief character (Uni not included) to spend a night of debauchery with. Who would they be?

Salvador Dali, Aubrey Plaza, Oscar Wilde, Fitzy, Cassano, Ron Swanson(parks and recreation)
OR
Beyonce, Jessica Biel, Jacqueline Kennedy, Fitzy, Schelotto, and Wonder Woman

11. What's your favorite:
Movie - The Burbs or The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Song - Like Spinning Plates
Book - Catch 22
Brand of pre-bottled water - I live in NZ, you never need a bottled-water:awwwyeah:

12. List 5 pathetic reasons as to why NZers are better than Aussies
-Not Convicts
-We don't need to put O's or Y's at the end of every cunt's name. Fitzy, Dave-o etc etc
- We don't live on a hot sandy rock
- We don't have a ginger in PM
- Russel Crowe thinks he is Australian


13. Sheep. Discuss (sorry, couldn't resist)

Me and sheep:

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Tits or asses?


:sokrates:

Asses. Easily

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Since no one answered me in the other thread, after using mouthwash, am I supposed to rinse my mouth out with water again?

depends how strong the taste of mouthwash is in your mouth. If you cannot help but taste it you should probably rinse a little

 

[Shaun]

Your top 5 Batman villains, most evil ones...

Superman has boring enemies. Do you agree with this notion?

Orcas or Crocodiles?

Most of Batman's villains are more crazy than evil. My favourites anyway:

1. Joker
2. Two-Face
3. Bane
4. Hugo Strange
5. Riddler

And Deathstroke is my favourite DC villain. I don't like Superman or his enemies. Lex though is the exception.

And Orcas by far. They're amazing creatures.

 

[Ed.]

Since no one answered me in the other thread, after using mouthwash, am I supposed to rinse my mouth out with water again?

I went to a dentist yesterday and wasnt allowed to rinse again.

 

[Shaun]

Y or h?

Definitely Y

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Would you rather have a 18-inch cock, which will quickly impede blood flow to your brain, or one that is half an inch long and become the laughing stock of your peers?

This is a tough question. Do women actually want to fuck 18 inch dicks? And how rich am I? If i'm rich I don't need to be smart. Probably the latter though

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Why am I never on the list of shit-heads to describe?

Because you don't stand out. Not really a bad thing. Change your avatar to something creepy or a female's ass then change your name to cuntrag and you'll probably eventually be included.

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have you ever thought about fucking sheep?

have you ever actually done it

I've thought about the logistics of fucking a sheep, but I've never wanted to.

I would contemplate this: http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

if we keep playing like we are today.

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Why not Shawn or Sean? Or John?

Shawn seems too American as they tend to emphasize the W sound even when it's spelled the other ways. Sean makes no sense. John is such a horrible, generic, old man's name

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What do you like to drink?

Fruit smoothies, Flavoured Milk. Cherry Dr. Pepper

Whisky, Vodka, Tequila