Interview with Shaun

[Shaun]

Say you walk near a cliff one day, and hear the calls of help from two pals of yours. It seems they were pushed by Devious (who by then backstabs the heroes cause and side with the bad guys who used to be his friends) decided to release a nullifying ray that removes your abilities, and since you have the strenght to save one pal; Which one will you lift and leave the other for their certain demise, Fitzy or Uni?

On the same subject .. After you saved that pal of your, and while you carry them out of danger, Devious holds a gun to the head of I4E and a detonator of a school bus filled with children on the other. Devious, the evil bastard, gives you a number of options: drop your pal to his doom, or choose between saving I4E or the children bus... What will you do?

Uni, because Fitzy would be drunk and accidentally pull me in.

Drop Uni and pick up 14E because the world needs macedonians more than it needs Koreans(not racism, just maths). Plus he probably has a significant other while Fitzy is already dead so Uni would be all alone and without chance of meeting anyone knew because of his 3 inch willy. I'm not too fond of kids plus driving a bus is difficult based on my past experience

If you were a hero in a TV show, what would it be?

If you were a villain in a TV show, what would it be?

Best Star Trek Movie?

Best Star Wars movie?

Star Trek or Star Wars?

Which CSI series do you prefer?

Hercule Poirot or Sherlock Holmes? Who is better? Also, if they met in a case; who do you reckon will solve it first?

a hero like deadpool maybe.

Count Vertigo

I've never sat through one

Empire strikes back

Probably the original but I've never liked any of them very much

Batman would solve it first.

 

[Batman]

Batman would solve it first.

:closeenough:

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Batman would solve it first.

:closeenough:

 

[Universe]

eh? why is shaun slandering about my size in every single post in this thread?

 

[sanka]

Seems to know something

 

[Shaun]

Seems to know something

Corinthians can suck my impressive and fearsome three-incher. Who the fuck do they think they are?

:dino:

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eh? why is shaun slandering about my size in every single post in this thread?

I'll stop

 

[Universe]

Don't even remember posting that either way Paulinho can munch on a wang.

I'd better be more careful with what I joke about in the future, might catch on like this schlong thing. So I sure as well won't be joking about how I lost my virginity yesterday. To a corpse. :lick:

 

[JJM]

JJM - juggernaut-jelly-monster - the more momentum he has the softer he gets

:trollol:...kay:

Why? :derp:

I need to know! :derp:

 

[Shaun]

it was completely based on your handle. I wasn't casting aspersions on your character. That question became rather long winded and I really wasn't putting too much thought in it.

 

[Universe]

It's all good, wasn't offended or anything, just wanted to know where the joke started.

I don't get offended too easily. If I leave my computer unattended for half a second, my Aussie friends will change my background to steamy tranny dicks etc, and we routinely blast each other with all sorts of colourful insults such as pedophile, necrophiliac, inbreds, victims-of-molestation and so on and so forth, regardless of how inappropriate the setting or surroundings may be.

Funny how none of my Asian or European friends are like that. It's only like that with my Aussie friends

 

[Devious]

Hey pedophile necrophiliac inbreds (whatever that is) victims-of-molestation cunt, suck fitzy`s dick.

So how does it feel coming from a non Asian, non Europian, non Aussian friend who is from the African continent? I think it feels like you are not a virgin anymore! blivious:

 

[KevinB]

Dat pure bromance :datass:

 

[Y&h]

Name the top 10 of each game of PS, PS2, PS3 generations.

Top overall 20 video games, regardless of platform.

Top 10 RPG games in history.

What do you like more? winter or summer or those two other seasons...

The best out of coffee, tea, coco milk?

A rock song that defines you?

Cher or Madonna?


It you are given the chance to sign in madness in the following scenarios, who would you choose from the FIF community to join you?

A- Sing "Born to Be Wild" at the Juve Staduim while trashing it.

B- Sing "I Will Survive" at the Meazza to Moratti and the gang.

C- Sing "It's Raining Men" in UEFA's headquarters while doing bad stuff* while insulting their lack of ethics...

*Go wild...

 

[Shaun]

I love lists, but I'm not the biggest gamer as I'm usually obsessed with sport, movies, books, or some type of evil creature with a vagina so I'll just do a list of the games I've played the most

15 - Grand Turismo ps1
14 - Crash Banditcoot ps1
13- Doom 2 PC
12- Carmen Sandiego PC
11- Pokemon Red Gameboy
10- Counterstrike Source PC
9.- Street Fighter 2 Sega MD
8. - Mario Kart - N64
7.- Sonic the Headhog 2
6. - Street Fighter 2 - Sega MD
5. - F12006 ps2
4. NHL10
3. FIFA10
2. FIFA11
1. FIFA09

- Summer, or early spring
- I don't drink any of those three
- Anal Cunt - Being Ignorant Is Awesome

Being Ignorant Is Awesome
I like to laugh at retards
I like to laugh at cripples
I like to make fun of gays
I like to beat women

I like assuming black people stole something
I like assuming Jews jerk off to photos of banks
I like assuming Chinese people can’t drive
I like assuming women are dumb cunts

[Chorus:]
I like being ignorant [x4]

[Repeat second verse]

[Chorus]

I don’t want to read the paper
I don’t want to read the news
I don’t want to know what’s going on
I just want to keep hating you​

- Death

- B, and I'd get Browha to sing with me because mostly I just want to see what he looks like

 

[Pimpin]

Hey pedophile necrophiliac inbreds (whatever that is) victims-of-molestation cunt, suck fitzy`s dick.

So how does it feel coming from a non Asian, non Europian, non Aussian friend who is from the African continent? I think it feels like you are not a virgin anymore! blivious:

How does it feel being from africa and not be blessed with the treasure 90% of africans are blessed with

 

[Fapuccino]

How does it feel being from africa and not be blessed with the treasure 90% of africans are blessed with

this has 2 meanings if you really think about it

 

[Devious]

How does it feel being from africa and not be blessed with the treasure 90% of africans are blessed with

What makes you so sure I aint from the 90% ? :troll:

 

[sanka]

Pick sporkie/Howl for next one.. or the lunatic doc with the Strama tie Ed.

 

[Fitzy]

Have you been to the Winchester lately?

How is your zombie best friend?

 

[wera]

He wanted Y&hs geek questions, here you go

Name the FIF Star Wars cast of your choice:

Luke Skywalker:
Princess Leia:
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Yoda:
Han Solo:
Chewbacca:
Darth Vader:
Lando Calrissian:
R2-D2:
C-3PO:
Padme Amidala:
Jar Jar Binks:
Jabba the hutt:
Palpatine/Darth Sidious:
Darth Maul:
Tarkin:
Boba Fett:
Troopers: