Interview with Shaun

[Universe]

Fruit smoothies, Flavoured Milk.

yahahahahaah For some reason I found this hilarious.

Explain our recent capitulation to Spurs?

 

[I4E]

- If you were Jonathan for a day, what would you say to FIF ?

- How much are you hanging out to relocate to Oz ?

- Explain: if Strama is struggling, why is it that Zanetti, Cambiasso, Deki and Co can't/don't provide assistance to him ?

- Is it unfair that Fitzy has been unfairly branded as a drunk by the FIF community ?

- How can Uni improve his sex life with a 3 inch dick ?

- Would you consider changing your username and Avatar to 'Jake the Muss' ? Why not ?

- Do you regret following Inter after realizing Moratti tricked you with his insane spending ?

- Do you agree the 'thank' thread should be closed ? If no, why ? They're just cheap and meaningless thanks !

 

[Big Willy]

Pereira or Chivu?

 

[Shaun]

yahahahahaah For some reason I found this hilarious.

Explain our recent capitulation to Spurs?

Lack of coherence and understanding between our players probably due to bad coaching. Also, a general lack of speed. A total of three quick players in the starting lineup. Two of which have no skill(JJ and Pereira) and the other couldn't utilize his in an attack sense due to the incompetence of the rest of the lineup and defensively he is too inexperienced.

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-Questions

If you were Jonathan for a day, what would you say to FIF ?
I would blame everything on Chivu

- How much are you hanging out to relocate to Oz ?

I lived on the GC for 6 months when I was younger and I enjoyed it. Aussies girls are hotter, but they often sound ridiculous. Christchurch where I am has been hit by devastating quakes and over 10,000 aftershocks in the last two years and therefore plenty of my friends have left for Oz. I am currently weighing up the idea. I'm not sure which Aussie FIF member I should move in with though. I guess Universe because knowing that my member is more than twice his members size would be a constant pick-me-up.

- Explain: if Strama is struggling, why is it that Zanetti, Cambiasso, Deki and Co can't/don't provide assistance to him ?
explain to him what Jose did.
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- Is unfair that Fitzy has been unfairly branded as a drunk by the FIF community ?
Isn't this a double-negative? Anyway, every forum needs it's resident drunk, just like every forum needs it's own neon-blade. Plus, what Inter fan wouldn't turn to Alcohol after this morning's game?

- How can Uni improve his sex life with a 3 inch dick ?

If Mythbusters has taught me anything it's that everything can be fixed with duct-tape. So Uni - duct tape man

- Would you consider changing your username and Avatar to 'Jake the Muss' ? Why not ?
definitely

- Do you regret following Inter after realizing Moratti tricked you with his insane spending ?
Never

- Do you agree the 'thank' thread should be closed ? If no, why ? They're just cheap and meaningless thanks !

No, but everyone who has posted more than 20 times in there should have a custom titlebox thingy which says "Michael's Bitch"

 

[Pimpin]

13. Sheep. Discuss (sorry, couldn't resist)

Me and sheep:

was this a postorgasmic pic? nice job man

 

[Coasterfreek]

What are some non-Football teams or individuals that you support/root for?

I noticed you said you like Cricket and Tennis.

 

[Pimpin]

What are some non-Football teams or individuals that you support/root for?

I noticed you said you like Cricket and Tennis.

your questions are lamer than my friends questions trying to get into conversation with a girl.. are you trying to bang shaun and other fif dudes by seeing what their interests are

 

[JJM]

Creat a reasonable example out of this statements for Inter!!!DO IT!!!

P.S. I might not make sence here because I had something to drink!

 

[Wallace]

Which part of NZ do you live in? (From your fellow New Zealander)

Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2

 

[Shaun]

Pereira or Chivu?

Pereira's hair looks a tiny bit less ridiculous than Chivu's helmet so him because I cannot separate their football skills

What are some non-Football teams or individuals that you support/root for?




I noticed you said you like Cricket and Tennis.

Teams: bball:Orlando Magic, Mizzou, Pitt. Baseball: The Royals. American Football: Chiefs. Rugby: Chiefs. Rugby League: Broncos. Cycling: Cannondale, Astana. NHL: Flyers, Capitals

individuals: Tennis: Djokovic, Anna Ivanovic, R-Fed, Wickmeyer, Cibulkova, anyone playing Murray.
Cycling: Nibali, Moser, Sagan,

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Which part of NZ do you live in? (From your fellow New Zealander)

Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2

Good too see you read my earlier posts

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your questions are lamer than my friends questions trying to get into conversation with a girl.. are you trying to bang shaun and other fif dudes by seeing what their interests are

It's okay. It's always been a dream of mine to bang an Inter fan too.

 

[spork]

1. Why is the Earth round? Why can't it be flat, like a triangular prism, a square, or better yet, a cone?

2. You're on a boat in the middle of nowhere and need to transport a 3 year old toddler, a 12-inch sex toy and FiF's very own Uni across a river. The boat can only carry you and one of the three aforementioned objects.

If you leave the toddler along with Uni, the toddler will be molested, raped and strangled in that order. If you leave the toddler alone with the toy, the toddler, at his age, will unknowingly put the toy in their mouth and subsequently choke to death. And if you leave Uni alone with the toy, he will somehow use his stereotypical Asian brains to transform the toy into a sharp object resembling a knife and cut both the toddler and yourself before you have a chance to enter the boat.

Assuming you have no other methods of transport or access to micro technologies such as the cellphone or the internet, how can you get all three across the river in the safest and most efficient way possible?

 

[Shaun]

Creat a reasonable example out of this statements for Inter!!!DO IT!!!

P.S. I might not make sence here because I had something to drink!

you're trying to say Pescara is the smartest team im the league, right?

 

[skeet]

why do you think duke decided to interview you and not me?

 

[Shaun]

Q's

1. Why is the Earth round? Why can't it be flat, like a triangular prism, a square, or better yet, a cone? -Gravity. Gravity did something and made earth and every other planet round. I myself would love to live on a spork shaped planet.

2. You're on a boat in the middle of nowhere and need to transport a 3 year old toddler, a 12-inch sex toy and FiF's very own Uni across a river. The boat can only carry you and one of the three aforementioned objects.

If you leave the toddler along with Uni, the toddler will be molested, raped and strangled in that order. If you leave the toddler alone with the toy, the toddler, at his age, will unknowingly put the toy in their mouth and subsequently choke to death. And if you leave Uni alone with the toy, he will somehow use his stereotypical Asian brains to transform the toy into a sharp object resembling a knife and cut both the toddler and yourself before you have a chance to enter the boat.

Assuming you have no other methods of transport or access to micro technologies such as the cellphone or the internet, how can you get all three across the river in the safest and most efficient way possible?




Wait....how can Uni stab me before I enter the boat if I'm already on the boat!?

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why do you think duke decided to interview you and not me?

Because there is a higher chance of him coming across me in a dark alley than you.

 

[Visca]

Visca - My favourite barca fan other than shakira

aww thanks

but Shakira is actually a madridista

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If not Inter, who would you support?

 

[Uncommon]

If not Inter, who would you support?

Ban.

 

[Universe]

What's all this about having a small 8==D? I missed the joke kay:

 

[wera]

your favourite football club? :derp:

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you're trying to say Pescara is the smartest team im the league, right?

the football brain of cambiasso is bringing us down!!

 

[Y&h]

If the following names where to have superpowers, what would they be? Also, what new names will you give each of our heroes?

Dyntertainmet
Analrapist
Blackmore
N4l
Browha
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Universe
I4E
gauwrilla
Lionheart
B-rad (choppinions)
Buzzdick
Dylan
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Roller coaster
Ana
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
Nyall
the REAL Nyall
any other Nyalls not mentioned
Cal
Visca
Willy
Kato
wera
ninuk
Michael
Cafe Cordoba
monster09
Batman
KevinB
skeet
spork
JJM
Pimp
Ed.
Martijn
Wallace
Y&h
E.J. '92
_OC_
.:42:.
Mad Biscione
Scottish One
Bluenine
FUCK MILAN
Wobblz
rockball
Ffi201zi002tlis
Earth
Nerazzorro
Anton the great
Aurimas
_Ivan_
Lothar of the Hill people

If people were mixed or repeated I blame the name changing thread.

Say you walk near a cliff one day, and hear the calls of help from two pals of yours. It seems they were pushed by Devious (who by then backstabs the heroes cause and side with the bad guys who used to be his friends) decided to release a nullifying ray that removes your abilities, and since you have the strenght to save one pal; Which one will you lift and leave the other for their certain demise, Fitzy or Uni?

On the same subject .. After you saved that pal of your, and while you carry them out of danger, Devious holds a gun to the head of I4E and a detonator of a school bus filled with children on the other. Devious, the evil bastard, gives you a number of options: drop your pal to his doom, or choose between saving I4E or the children bus... What will you do?

Since we're on the subject of other members, how do you imagine the looks of the following guys? The usage of footballers, managers, presidents, and celebrities is allowed.

Dyntertainmet
Analrapist
Blackmore
N4l
Browha
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Universe
I4E
gauwrilla
Lionheart
B-rad (choppinions)
Buzzdick
Dylan
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Roller coaster
Ana
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
Nyall
the REAL Nyall
any other Nyalls not mentioned
Cal
Visca
Willy
Kato
wera
ninuk
Michael
Cafe Cordoba
monster09
Batman
KevinB
skeet
spork
JJM
Pimp
Ed.
Martijn
Wallace
Y&h
E.J. '92
_OC_
.:42:.
Mad Biscione
Scottish One
Bluenine
FUCK MILAN
Wobblz
rockball
Ffi201zi002tlis
Earth
Nerazzorro
Anton the great
Aurimas
_Ivan_
Lothar of the Hill people

If you were a hero in a TV show, what would it be?

If you were a villain in a TV show, what would it be?

Best Star Trek Movie?

Best Star Wars movie?

Star Trek or Star Wars?

Which CSI series do you prefer?

Hercule Poirot or Sherlock Holmes? Who is better? Also, if they met in a case; who do you reckon will solve it first?

 

[Uncommon]

I am being mentioned.