Interview with VASILIOS!!

[Fapuccino]

software engineering. hmmmmmm
Question: Why is C the biggest fucking piece of shit programming language ever invented?

 

[Fitzy]

As everyone knows, my posts are always brimming with wit and brilliance, and every post has a purpose. So with that said, the anti-vasilios would be behemooooooooth.

tastic

 

[Universe]

- hypothetically, would you immediately replace Stramaccioni with Mourinho if it were plausible?
- predict Milito's form this season. 2010/11 Milito or December 2011-12 Milito? Milito or Militlol?
- who will be our standout player this season? Of the new arrivals, who will be the respective best / worst performers?
- why do people like eggs? Eggs as an ingredient in breads or cakes is fine but eggs by themselves, scrambled, fried, boiled etc are disgusting. I would rather fondle Fitzy than eat an egg :yuck:
- and what's the deal with eggplant? It's like a meaty vegetable. That's fucking wrong. Fuck you.

 

[Fitzy]

Eggs as an ingredient in breads or cakes is fine but eggs by themselves, scrambled, fried, boiled etc are disgusting.

:serious:

 

[Native]

vasilios, where do babies come from?

why are we conscious?

where is my water?

 

[vitomins]

So close to changing my user name to Vito Milito...you have no idea!

 

[Fitzy]

Make sure you write it in the proper format.

 

[vitomins]

Make sure you write it in the proper format.

Fuck that...who came up with that stupid format anyways?

 

[sanka]

Caption this.

 

[I4E]

There is not a chan in the world big enough to best describe my WTFness about the above picture.

Why in the world is one of them wearing a hat ? Does he not want to conform to the rules of being in this popular and cool gang ?

 

[snake]

VaSyphilis.
VaSymphony.
NoVaseline.
VaSynergy.
Vagina.


That is all.

 

[Fitzy]

There is not a chan in the world big enough to best describe my WTFness about the above picture.

This coming from a dude who posted a picture of two dudes fucking two dogs...

 

[I4E]

This coming from a dude who posted a picture of two dudes fucking two dogs...

Correction: two dogs fucking two dudes.

There's a lot of chan in the world.

Wait a minute... I just noticed a pattern. Can anyone else see it ?

- the above picture
- the guys fucked by the dogs
- and Chan















I'm not a racist.

 

[Pharaoh]

The guy on the far left has hair like Johnny bravo or Elvis for you old farts

 

[vasilios]

Also. What makes you so awesome?

Probably the fact that I'm just better than everyone in every meaningful way. That and the fact that I'm so humble.

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Deleted. Pretty lame question.

What was it?

I can use my super duper mod powers to see posts pre-edit. Since he doesn't want his question revealed though, I won't do it. I'll just give the answer...


Tough call. They're both good choices. Roofies are pretty effective, although they can sometimes lead to uncontrollable vomiting, which can get a bit messy. For that reason, it's best to setup a Dexter style kill room to do your business. Easy cleanup. Chloroform is a bit trickier to administer in public, but has less side effects. Well, there's possible death,but since when is that a problem? :megusta:


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Question: Why is C the biggest fucking piece of shit programming language ever invented?

It wasn't so bad when I was learning it 15 years ago or so. C and Turbo Pascal. Those were the days. Now I hate having to debug that shit. The system I work on has some code that was written 20 years ago, and all that shit is in C. Sometimes I feel like I'm trying to decode ancient Indus Script.


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- hypothetically, would you immediately replace Stramaccioni with Mourinho if it were plausible?

Yes. And I fully understand that Mourinho makes no sense for this team whatsoever. We're likely not winning shit no matter who our manager is. And Mou wouldn't stick around for long anyway. But, I'd have a hell of a lot more faith in him getting us a 2nd place finish, and feel a lot less nervous about missing out on the CL for the 2nd year in a row under him than Strama. Short term solution or no, I'd still take my chances with a 1 year rental of Mou and then see who's available next year. Like I said in the earlier post, I don't really have all that much faith in Strama. No more than he warrants at least. And yes, I also realize that firing Strama would be beyond ridiculous at this point and completely unfair. But fuck it. Or butt fuck it. Either way.

- predict Milito's form this season. 2010/11 Milito or December 2011-12 Milito? Milito or Militlol?

Il Principe or La Principessa?

Somewhere in between. I can't imagine him being as bad as 10/11. He was an embarrassment that season and deserved all the criticism he got, despite how offended people got. I also think that if people are expecting him to replicate the form that saw him score 20 goals (or whatever it was) after the new year, they'll be disappointed. He's 33 and his name isn't Javier Zanetti, so some amount of decline is unavoidable. Not to mention increased chance of injury. I think he'll be hot and cold all season. Assuming he stays relatively healthy, he'll probably play a whole lot, even when not in form due to us having limited options at his position. He'll proably still finish with 15-20 goals.

Though I hope this is the last season we count on him as our main goal scoring threat. I'd like to bring in a quality CF next summer. Not a vice-Milito, but a Milito replacement.

- who will be our standout player this season? Of the new arrivals, who will be the respective best / worst performers?

That's like 3 questions in one, you inquisitive little minx.

Standout player: Eastley. Still our best player by a wide margin. If he stays healthy (a big if), he should be fine. And now he has a few other players to play off of that aren't completely useless.

Best new arrival: Guarin if he counts. If not, then Handanovic will probably be the best performer of the new guys. I'm still against the move, but Hando is a very good keeper and compared to other positions I think there's less chance that he'll all the sudden turn to shit after moving to a new team. But the player who I like the most and who I think has the highest ceiling is probably Pereira. Assuming we use him right - as an attacking left back, or a LM, not a LCM.

Worst new arrival: Technically Chivu counts, right? Tough to say. I don't think any of them are bad players, and while I have some concerns about their long term success, they should all be fine this year. I will say that I don't think Cassano is the slam dunk success most expect, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a disapointing season. I also think people got way too excited about Gargano after his first match. He's not a destroyer, he's not a regista, he's just a quick, energetic CM who can win the ball and make simple passes.

I guess the easy answer is Silvestre though. We brought him in to be a starter along w/ Rano. Hopefully his couple shaky displays are just an aberration, because we can't expect Rano to develop into a steady consistent performer with some spazztard playing next to him. I think Silvestre was pretty good at Catania, and even at Palermo he wasn't bad. They gave up lots of goals because their team was shit and their playing style left their defense exposed. He was certainly better than the likes of Mantovani, Cetto, Munoz, whoeverthefuckelse they had playing alongside him. So, I guess Silvestre is the answer because if he fails we're the most fucked.

- why do people like eggs? Eggs as an ingredient in breads or cakes is fine but eggs by themselves, scrambled, fried, boiled etc are disgusting. I would rather fondle Fitzy than eat an egg

Why do people like consensual sex? People like all kinds of weird shit.

Though, personally, I like eggs. Scrambled, fried, whatever. Throw in some cheddar cheese and some tobasco sauce and I'm good to go. Not a big fan of hard boiled / deviled eggs though. Or egg salad.

Speaking of egg salad, what the fuck is that about? Chicken salad, egg salad, potato salad, fruit salad. Apparently just being a bowl of random shit is the only requirement for being called a salad. If fact, I'm going to go have a Capn Crunch salad, so suck on that.

- and what's the deal with eggplant? It's like a meaty vegetable. That's fucking wrong. Fuck you.

I'm with you here. Fuck eggplant. Eggplant parmesean, eggplant lasagna, what a waste of otherwise good food.


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vasilios, where do babies come from?

Vaginas. Usually. I think Uni was an anal birth though, you can ask him about that.

why are we conscious?

Maybe we're not, maybe we're just programmed to believe we are.

where is my water?

Did you check your bong?

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Elvis Presrey?

 

[Fitzy]

I also think people got way too excited about Gargano after his first match. He's not a destroyer, he's not a regista, he's just a quick, energetic CM who can win the ball and make simple passes.

This.

Vaginas. Usually. I think Uni was an anal birth though, you can ask him about that.

 

[vasilios]

Oh, and :closeenough:

 

[Pharaoh]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE CONQUERED FIF

 

[Fitzy]

Oh, and :closeenough:

He's just trying to prove you wrong.

 

[ADRossi]

Time to post the next one :work: