Interview with wera

[Shaun]

So you think i'm a hot Chinese-American chick

Seriously though - Olivia Munn is sex

 

[wera]

How are you so fucking good at English? You're better than that first fleet scum I4E who wouldn't know the difference between your and you're if it buttered his asshole and then spooned his shit out with an ice cream scoop.

I feel flattered :megusta:. But my background makes it easier to understand why English comes more naturally to me, I guess.
Comparing to Austria, Germany, Italy, Poland, and some others - Slovenia and also Croatia have subtitles on TV when you watch series and movies. Even in cinemas. So that definately helps. Listening to British rock bands and American rap acts before going to primary school helps too. I have big dislike for slovenian music. :trolldad: I'm the true anti-falcao lawyer.
Playing games and watching Cartoon Network for the whole time of my primary school... so I think Slovenians are definately better at English than, let's say, the Czech, Polish or Scottish troll. I still have a thick accent when I talk, but I use english daily while writing or talking. I also read books in english.

I4E is more than 10 years older than me, tho. Also I'm not saying some Austrian, German or Italian FIF members aren't good at english, far from it. Just explaining my background.

Wera is a great poster and he understand a lot about football, but I hardly agree with most of his posts.

Nothing wrong with that. This is a forum, different opinions should be shared and discussed!

You're forced to be a different species of animal. What do you choose and why?
I'd love to be a hawk or an eagle. They are so majestic. Just soaring through the blue, pink and black sky, seeing the whole world without making one step, feeling the rush of flying...of letting yourself do whatever you want. I guess I would like my freedom, at least that's what I think freedom means to me. Hopefully, it will come one day. Just imagine, unfolding the wings and no matter where the wind blows.

Would you rather loose an arm or a leg?
Easy, I'd rather lose a leg. I lost my enthusiasm to play football last year, I'd rather still have hands to play games and to eat normally.

If you could get rid of one country in the world - what country would it be and why?
Chinese. I'm afraid of the overpopulating that is going on.

most embarrassing experience?
There are some girls that rejected me, and that shit never really hurt, but once I was about 14 or 15 I met a girl one year older than me while I was on vacation with my family. Cute, well spoken and dangerously addictive. We spent the whole week together, I did a few things with her that were my first, but in the end she said she has a boyfriend at home. My heart shattered and I became a different guy. Pursuing girls that you like isn't enough reason to be with them. I definately ain't touching a girl that I don't trust. Met her twice later in life, said hi and then went away. I'm glad I learned some things while being so young, I became a better ma..erm, teenage boy.



How often to you rap-battle?
Sadly, not often enough. Used to do it a lot more, but since my friend finished school and returned home (the one who is currently the reigning champion of Slovenia), we don't really battle as much as we did. I guess when times change, people change, and the things you love fade away for some other things.

Freestyling frees the mind better than any drug ever did, at least for me.

You're forced to live without either football or music - which do you choose and why?
No football. Music is my favourite of all the time consuming bad habits I have. Well maybe it isn't even a bad habit.

What would happened to you if u get banned from fif? :troll:

Nothing. I would be resurrected through new assholes.

What do you think about the mods of FIF?

People doing their job as it should be done, not their fault the rules have logical holes. The only problem I really got is that some members have privileges that other don't. It's okay, some people will just learn the hard way.

Is Flamer's Paradise really loosely moderated?
I think it's just as moderately moderated as the rest of the forum.

Are your infractions justified?
80% of my infractions I got by not following the rules. But I'll laugh when the infractions market crashes and I'll have the most of them ready to sell. Then you'll all say, 'damn, wera was a smart cat back then'.

are you gonna anwser any questions or not tbh?!

Probably not tbh tbh tbh.

Name the FIF Star Wars cast of your choice:

Luke Skywalker:JJM
Princess Leia:Devious
Obi-Wan Kenobi:Michael
Yoda:I4E with That's Unpossible disease.
Han Solo: Lionheart. But did his DickBlaster shoot first or second?
Chewbacca:PimpinAintEasy
Darth Vader:Ff1afjqaj0929212+tlis
Lando Calrissian: Nyall. Well, you know, it makes sense.
R2-D2:Black Jesus, because he is just cracking jokes all of the time.
C-3PO:Crzd. Colombia-3PO
Padme Amidala:NOBODY DESERVES TO BE NATALIE PORTMAN AT FIF. But ok, the Olivia Shaun Munn could do good.
Jar Jar Binks:Joshua Lewis.
Jabba the hutt:MVD
Palpatine/Darth Sidious:Handoyo
Darth Maul:Browha.
Tarkin:Native :epicwin:
Boba Fett:Rasha. Only a badass can play a badass.
Troopers: cloned drunk Fitzys and Universes.

Professor x or Magneto? Magneto always had the best cause for fighting.

Jean Grey or Emma Frost? Jean Grey. She metamorphs into a goddess.

Kirk or Picard? Jean-Luc Picard. That Ninja be cool plus I love his voice, Kirk is a hothead in every version. People like that lose their own people quick.


What's up with all those geeky questions?

Do you suck at cs go?xD

I don't think so. :fuckyea: in november I had almost one of the highest ranks, but got slaughtered game after game and now I have 3 fucking stars. I'm ready for a new climb to glory, tho.

If you were thorir what buys/hiring would you make to build a reasonable squad that could compete?

First buy would be a toothbrush. We need a real sweeper, like the Wall is, but with cleaner sweeping. Nahmean?
Second buy would be PimpinAintEasy and a few rulers, so players could measure their dicks and compare them to Pimpin. That would suddenly make Mauro Icardi work thrice harder on the training, because he would know he could not measure.
Last but not least, we need to bring Rasha in as a fitness coach. In no time Kuzmanović, Cambiasso and Samuel would have the best stamina in Serie A and the muscles on legs built up so much that they could still play even if they had broken bones in their legs.

That's what we need to bring, not new players. We all know Alvarez, Jonathan and Ranocchia are proven champions that only need the right nudge forward.

 

[wera]

Aquaman or Green Lanturn? My friend put me up to Aquaman, so I have to say there a few good stories (but still nowhere my favourite Batman ones or the Watchmen book, or even the Hulk ones). As you can see, I'm not really a fan of the colourful superheroes (kinda bored by Superman and Spiderman, even tho they have some exciting villains), seen a lot of the most known DC and Marvel heroes, but nothing compares to the 'real', dark, gritty and philosophical heroes like, again, Watchmen.



Which Robin is the best? The question isn't clear enough. So I'll answer like this - Nighthawk.

Do you think DC comics are fucking themselves? Joker with no face, Joker's daughter shit, catwoman series disaster, multiverses...etc. Sad, really. Even Frank Miller lost his touch. First of all, superheroes are in high demand. DC is losing a war against Marvel right now, just look at the movies - Batman & Superman against the Avengers franchise, against X-Men franchise,... these are the times when superheroes are loved to be read and watched, and DC isn't capitalising on it. The Batman animated movies are good, but even those derive from old stories.

Secondly, too many people making stories for the same characters, publishing them at the same time is a big no-no. Readers are confused and there is less quality control.

Superhero comic books were the shit in '80 and '90. I think that with the success of Lord of the Rings movies and more recently, Game of Thrones series, fantasy books hold the current throne for avid readers of fiction. Or maybe I'm just saying that because I'm one of them right now.

Best comics villain? Usually, I'd say Joker and be done with a question like that, but what usually drives Joker to his deeds is his obsession with Batman. Most of his deeds are mischiefs just to annoy Batman and co., just a 'friendly sport', he competes with Batman, he wants Batman to kill him, to show that even Batman can break. So with all due respect, while he is extremly dangerous because he cares for nothing but this 'competition' with Bats (and, well, sometimes against other Villains), I'll say Ozymandias from Watchmen is my favourite villain.

This is going to be a spoiler, so don't read the next few sentences (watch the movie or read the comic!!!!): you get to know why Ozymandias did what he did and you can actually see sense in what he did. I know some people didn't agree with it, but I did. You discover in the end that he was behind everything, even tho he is an ex-member of the group of people that 'protected' the world. But his explanation even makes Dr. Manhattan go 'oh shit that was clever, I'm not killing you'.

Ofc I'll give Bane and Magneto special mentions.

Best Bond villain? I was never a big fan of Bond. I liked that Blofeld was in multiple Bond movies and I liked Raoul Silva.

Best Bond girl?

By far. One of the rare Bond girls (if not the only one) that really made you care about her. She had a good script behind her (she wasn't just some bimbo or pseudo femme fatale), but how she acted in this role was even greater. No wonder I think Casino Royale is top3 Bond movie.

Plus, she's pretty. :megusta:

Would you be a villain or a hero? Why? Your team of sidekicks?
Even though my girlfriend disagrees, I consider myself a bad person. There are some faint glints of bad conscience in me, but usually I don't care for other people's feelings. Also, I usually play as villain in games, when offered a choice (like KOTOR or Witcher). Usually, when I don't like somebody, I display my dislike for that person as plainly as I can.

I know that doesn't necessarly make me a good choice for a villain, but I don't care being a bad hero (like Constantine or the Punisher). So, yeah, a villain. There are a few loose screws in my head, bad memories and such, that make me dream about killing or just hurting somebody, even tho I know I wouldn't IRL. So my first action as a villain would be to hurt and humiliate everybody that did the same to me by the time I was around 9 to 14. I would pull some teeth out from the local dentist and I would definately kick some ex schoolmate in the balls with cement shoes.

Sooooooo, don't get on my bad side. I could easily buy a cape and suddenly assault people.

My minions would be Deadpool, Magneto, Mickey Mouse, Electro, Venom, That's Unpossible, Joker, Harley Quinn and Wolverine. Imagine the hilarious war meetings with these guys.


Damn, I really have some mental scars from my childhood, tho.

Browha or Pencipal? I already explained Pencipal is fake like girls writing 'OMG YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST' in the comment boxes of their ugly friends. Also browha doesn't annoy me.

Why did NeonBlade stop using his font?
Even when he wasn't on FIF, he was selling drugs on the street corner, so he is using a different font on the internet, so police can't trace his steps. Ingenious.

ANSWERED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wings]

I am honored to be on your board of directors :fuckyea:

Serious question time

How good is the Slovenia national team? A bright future? Any good prospects besides Kampl?

What do you think of Slovenia NT changing their colors?

Do you support any Slovenian clubs? How good are they (what leagues are comparable to Slovenian league)?

 

[Kenny]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha

 

[Lionheart]

a) Why do you think that you & I are the only two members that have a pic of their own as their avatar on FIF?,
b) Do you agree that the rest who doesn't, are basically a bunch of insecure, D-loving, little gays?

 

[Shaun]

Wera's picture is fine, but your one is a selfie. It makes you seem like a teenage girl or something.

Anyway, wera:

What superpower would you have if you could choose?

If you could go back in time and change one thing you've done in your lifetime what would it be and why?

Your top 5 movies?

your top 5 hip-hop artists?

your top 5 non hip-hop artists?

your top 5 DC characters?

your top 5 Marvel characters?

Your top 5 celebrity bitches you'd like to copulate with?

your favourite Archer quote?

Do you have a man-crush on Andrea Pirlo?

If you could live within one fictional world from any movie, comic, or TV show - what would it be and why?

 

[I4E]

a) Why do you think that you & I are the only two members that have a pic of their own as their avatar on FIF?,
b) Do you agree that the rest who doesn't, are basically a bunch of insecure, D-loving, little gays?

My avatar is me... :datass:

 

[Guney]

I4E and me are the future of FIF..:fuckyea:

my questions:

1. Hows your beard doing? I remember in a thread I admired Livaja's beard and you said that you were growing a similair one.
2. Do you Spit or swallow?
3. Do you support any team besides Inter?
4. Why did you lost interest in playing football?

 

[Fapuccino]

Why do you think most of our primawera players flop in pro football?

 

[Kenny]

Choose the most beautiful person from the next list:

1) Marco Fassone

2) Andrea Agnelli

3) Erick "Motherfucking" Thohir

4) Rodrigo Taddei

5) Carlos Tevez

6) Gianluca "Fuckussideways" Rocchi

7) Silly Muntary

 

[I4E]

I4E and me are the future of FIF..:fuckyea:

 

[Fapuccino]

midlife crisis?

 

[I4E]

midlife

crisis?

 

[Guney]

Since nobody has like any questions, I vote for Rasha interview next :work:.
Fine, Ill start it in the weekends or some shit, whenever he is not at the bar being a drunk aggresive alcoholic and when my exams for this week are done

 

[Wings]

Doesn't wera get to choose?

 

[wera]

Since nobody has like any questions, I vote for Rasha interview next :work:.
Fine, Ill start it in the weekends or some shit, whenever he is not at the bar being a drunk aggresive alcoholic and when my exams for this week are done

Chill there, little boy, I told you I'm gonna answer the rest today.

I'm also opened for more questions.

Choose the most beautiful person from the next list:

5) Carlos Tevez

Because I fucking love scars.

a) Why do you think that you & I are the only two members that have a pic of their own as their avatar on FIF?,
b) Do you agree that the rest who doesn't, are basically a bunch of insecure, D-loving, little gays?

a) I have myself in the avatar so people think I watch them jerk off when I post something in the Adult Thread. I'm sure you have yourself in the avatar because you want people to know which face is giving them the 8============================D. :notbad:
Other people aren't AUW enough to post themselves.

b) Wouldn't agree with that in the full, but I do agree that too many are insecure about themselves. It's good that we have Inter so we can all feel better about ourselves. :trollol:

What superpower would you have if you could choose?
The ability to heal every living thing, including Earth. I'd make myself eternal and I would try to make the air fresher, people healthier and make sure Earth has still many years of life to offer. I'd probably fuck up by saving some endangered species, but that's the risk I'll take.

If you could go back in time and change one thing you've done in your lifetime what would it be and why?
Would you believe that this thing I did is so horrible that I'm not comfortable sharing it? It's not murder or anything like that, but it's still something that can fuck up somebody for life. So, yeah, I'd change that. I did some bad things while being a kid, but I didn't even commit this thing, I was just the look out. And still, it's bad.

Your top 5 movies? I'm usually bad at this kind of questions. I'll have to write more than 5.

Apocalypse Now
The Royal Tenenbaums
Citizen Kane
Princess Mononoke
Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi - Spirited Away
Full Metal Jacket
500 Days of Summer
Forrest Gump
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (this one could be my favourite)
Me, Myself and Irene
Hot Shots 2 & the Naked Gun movies & Airplanes
Der Himmel über Berlin :closeenough: (you have to see this movie, awesomeness)
I Saw the Devil (korean revenge movie)

I do admit there are a lot of presumable good movies I haven't seen, like most of Hitchcock movies (or I don't remember them).

I don't want to mention Nolan or Tarantino movies.


your top 5 hip-hop artists?
Dammit, again a really tough question. I have a big range of rap artists I admire, being listening to rap so long that to some degree I didn't even understand it fully until I was old enough. I considered myself a good listener, but not until I tried to rap on beats did I discover that there is much more to it than I thought.

It's important to understand that most rap artists everybody listens to are heavy guilty pleasures, especially when their subject matter isn't really much else than 1. I rap better than you 2. Things I have a.k.a. Money, cars, drugs and bitches 3. Gun talk

I definately have to mention Biggie. He conquered most of the finesse skills a rapper should master and although he only created 2 albums in his lifetime, his music is memorable, fun to listen and the whole rap industry admired him. Actually, still admires him. Even Christina Aguilera was a fan.

Another mention goes to the old Eminem, even though it's been more than 10 years I really considered his music as good, he, just like Biggie, is another artist that came from the bottom hungry and didn't fuck around in his prime. There haven't been artists like that coming to the mainstream scene, so ofc he is reverred as one of the best in the game, he still knows it's about what and how you spit, not just about a corny hook and a hot beat. Eminem was the George Carlin of rap, he destroyed tracks, careers of wack (and some good) rappers and brought something special to the game, even tho he is just a product of his influences and his enviroment. Redman, ONYX, Masta Ace,.... you can hear that in his old material.

As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin, makin fun of your yacht

How many people do you know that came up with shit like that, especially at that time... also, there was no better shelter from the world when I was angry or sad or both. Eminem helped a lot, and I'll always love his early material.

Sage Francis was another one that really helped to listen while being angry or sad. Actually more a poet than a typical rapper. Obsessed with telling everybody how strange he is and with Natalie Portman, it didn't took a lot for me to fall in love with his music. Best metaphors on the planet, this guy right here.

Then we have El-P, my favourite rapper who also makes one of the best beats on the planet. Dude loves his eerie guitar samples, his paranoia and hard drums. Made a few timeless records and formed the Def Jux collective, one of the best from of the underground.

Then I have to mention Slug from Atmosphere and Eyedea. You definately don't have to like rap to like these two. Again two full of emotion, Slug is probably the best in conveying feelings for people around him, and Eyedea is the philosophical rap prodigy, well, actually, he was, R.I.P. One of the best freestylers and battlers in the world ever, he amazed listeners that thought they would get battle rap inspired albums from him. So far from the truth.

Listen to this. I'd sacrifice 99% of the rappers I know to get him back to the living.

Definately not one of the guilty pleasures

Should also mention Beastie Boys, Dessa, Shad, Andre3000 (Outkast) and Masta Ace. Funny how most of the people I mentioned are white. I'm not a racist, but some white rappers tend to find my soft spot quicker than the black emcees do.

My favourite newer artist is Kendrick Lamar.


your top 5 non hip-hop artists?
Radiohead, Metallica, Soundgarden, Dead Weather (actually everything related to Jack White), Manic Street Preachers

and, umm, K-Pop stuff...like this

:megusta:

if you want to know more about K-Pop, ask me

your top 5 DC characters?
this is going to be too obvious
Batman
Joker
Ozymandias
Rorschach
Black Mask


your top 5 Marvel characters?
Deadpool
Magneto
Hulk
Doctor Strange
Doctor Doom (under-fucking-rated)


Your top 5 celebrity bitches you'd like to copulate with?
Natalie Portman (even my girl knows about this one)
Olivia Munn
Kate Upton (can't lie, she looks really good)
Jennifer Lawrence (deserves to be on the list because she's badass)

I actually can't think of 5 celebrities. I do have elitistic taste. I could name a random korean pop star as the fifth one, tho.

your favourite Archer quote?
A black astronaut, Cyrill, that's like killing an unicorn!!



Do you have a man-crush on Andrea Pirlo?
No, only a man crush on his hair, his beard and his football skillset.

I'd say my biggest mancrush is Chris Cornell, back when he was still in the early nineties in Temple of the Dog and Soundgarden, with his ridicolously long hair and his beautiful BOOMING voice. If I was a woman, I'd moist my Olivia Munn panties while listening to his voice.

If you could live within one fictional world from any movie, comic, or TV show - what would it be and why?
Another hard question, so I'll just say the first thing that pops into my mind. I'd like to be the Black Adder, so I could be mischievous and insulting to Baldrick.

1. Hows your beard doing? I remember in a thread I admired Livaja's beard and you said that you were growing a similair one.
Only growing the 'front' beard right now, I know I said I'll take a picture and post it, I will one day, so you all can admire my finest work yet.
2. Do you Spit or swallow?
I spit on your question.
3. Do you support any team besides Inter?
Support? Nah. There are a few teams I really like watching, but that changes if they play like shit too often. I only tolerate one shit team every game, and that is Inter. Or two shit teams, if it's the Milan-Inter derby. I have to say I really enjoy watching EPL and Bundesliga this year, best year in a while. Still hoping Liverpool will get better and start trashing the whole EPL, but that's a distant dream if their defence won't stop fucking up so much.
4. Why did you lost interest in playing football?
Slowly over the years I played less and less football. As far as I could remember, I always played with older dudes when I really got the hang of it. I used to be quick, had really good stamina (could play for more than 60 minutes and still have good legs), jumped over everybody (I'm about 185 cm), never had a strong shot like some other people but I still bagged a lot of goals, helped in defence, had decent dribbling skills (enough to not stumble over the ball when being marked, had confidence) + my best attribute was probably that I'm a good passer. I always thought that I had the most assists no matter in which team I played.
So you know, people liked me, people used to call me if I would come play and people I played with were mostly the supportive kind, the people that never gave up. I liked that. But in the past years some of these people stopped calling (or they stopped playing), my body gained weight and lost a bit of that fabled quickness that I used to have. Physically I'm not in good shape, so I don't play as good as I did, and some people, like my brother and my father (yeah, my father still plays with us, and he ain't bad, even tho he'll soon be 50), tend to go overboard with their statements. Too much is expected of me, in the last three years I played with semi-professionals and idiots that don't return to defence, but when I can't return in time, I get scolded first. The shadyness and lazyness of some people I've put up for far too long, so I just said I'll stop playing. And it's hard to play when you're not at your best, but they say 'you go mark their best player'..and when you fail, you're suddenly the village idiot, the good for nothing....so I just lost the joy of it. I'd probably love to play football with people that are in the same shape as me and who are not jerks. But if I don't have the chance to do so, why should I torment myself?

I'm also the competitive sort. I want to be the best in everything or if not that, I want to win. I want to be an important piece to something that makes the winning effect happen. I should probably start jogging and working out instead of feeling sorry for myself, but that's one thing where I'm completely lazy. I also love food that is bad for me. So yeah, working out should be a priority in my spare time. I just have to kick my own ass to make myself do something.

Why do you think most of our primawera players flop in pro football?
Because they are not ready to step in those shoes. Well, actually, I disagree with you, some are definately ready, look at Donati. You can have the best youth team, but if they do not get chances in the big league, they will stay average talents until they cannot be called talents anymore and are just average. Some players get injured and can't get out of that infinite loop (see Bessa).

Playing the youth only in primavera doesn't mean they are ready to contribute enough to make a winning team.

How good is the Slovenia national team? A bright future? Any good prospects besides Kampl?

Average, good enough to have 50/50 chances to get on the next European Cup, but bad enough to be shit when it should be winning against easier opposition. Nobody on Kampl's level.

But with Katanec back as the NT coach, we are better than before. Katanec is like a national hero, we got on EURO2000 and WC2002 because of him and Zlatko Zahović.

What do you think of Slovenia NT changing their colors?
Don't care about it. I'm sure some people do, but if previous colours didn't work for them, who cares, really? I know the commercial importance of being recognized by colour, but seriously, not something I care about.

Do you support any Slovenian clubs? How good are they (what leagues are comparable to Slovenian league)?
I used to joke I support NK Nafta and now this club don't exist anymore. I must be a bad luck charm.

The slovenian league is BAD. Only Maribor worth anything. How to say this? It's worse than the Serbian or Croatian league, and you know you wouldn't watch either of those two.

CHECK THE WHOLE PAGE, I ANSWERED ALL THE QUESTIONS.

 

[Fapuccino]

I still have a thick accent when I talk, but I use english daily while writing or talking.

It's still hard to believe the variety of accents you'd hear irl from people in this forum. When I imagine people here talking in my head I just imagine a straight up American accent. I usually speak like a Canadian/American, but my accent comes and goes depending on the day. Ironically when I'm around people that have heavy accents, I speak a lot more clearly without an accent. When I'm around fluent speakers, I just half ass it and mumble a lot with a lot of slang

 

[wera]

Yeah, same here, I don't know why that happens to me. Here and there I forget a world and I stumble like an idiot.

 

[JJM]

sometimes I can conversate like a true gentleman but sometimes I'm like hello I are a cookie


nah just kidding I'm awesome

and bored at work kay:

while I'm here I have questions...

favourite tv shows?
chips or smoki/flips
are we getting a fu midfielder or not?!
you ever tried any drugs?
ever been to a sperm bank?