The 5 phases in the drinking:
1th phase: SMART:
- This is a phase when you become an expert for every subject in the universe. You are always right, and the person you are talking to is always wrong. It is even more interesting if both people are "SMART"...
2nd phase: Good Looking:
- You are the most beautiful person on the planet... Everybody likes you... You can approach to every person in a cafe bar knowing he/she will like you... And because you are still "smart", you can talk about every subject.
3rd phase: rich:
- This is a phase when you become the richest human in the world...You can buy drinks to everybody you like, because you have a truck full of money behind the bar. You can even bet on everything, you are the richest and you are not afraid to lose, but still, you are the smartest human on Earth, and there is no way to lose...
4th phase: No one can kill you!
- Now you can fight with everyone you have bet or argue before... This is because you are invincible, no one can harm you, you are just like Supermen! And you are not afraid to lose, anyway you are the smartest, richest and the most good looking from all of them!!!
5th phase: invisible!
- The last phase when you are drunk... You can do whatever you like, because no one can see you. you can dance on table to impress those you like, and only those will see you, the others won't. You are also invisible for the person you fought with. you can go everywhere and push everyone and they won't see, because don't forget, you are INVISIBLE. And you are still RICH and BEAUTIFULL and SMART!!!
But never drive with alcohol, it may spill...
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